Holly's New House
Holly is standing with Spencer outside her new house , and has just received a bottle of champagne, although she doesn't know who it's from.
Spencer: I think I know
Holly: Do you?
Spencer: He's a fine man Dr Spiller, he's rich, handsome . . . .
Holly: (smiling) Did he tell you to say that?
Spencer:And most of all, he's got a heart of gold!
Holly: Are we talking about the same Dr Spiller here?
Spencer: (sees Patrick coming) Ask him yourself (goes inside)
Patrick: What you done to my car, I can't even get it in 3rd!"
Holly: Thank you very much!
Patrick: (confused) What for?
Holly: For this! (she indicates the champagne and before he can say anything, she kisses him on the cheek and walks inside)
(Barney is fixing the front light in the hall, and she walks past him)
Holly: (a bit giggly) You sure you know what your doing Barney?
Barney: (smiles sarcastically) Thanks for the vote of confidence! (Patrick walks past him) Easy!
Patrick: (whispers) Spencer, did you . . .(cuts off)
Spencer: Yeah, I told her it was you! You forgot to sigh the card!
Patrick: Well, I didn't send it!
Spencer: No? Well who did then? (Patricks shrugs his shoulders) Looks like you've got competition mate! (Holly walks out to them)
Holly: Patrick, give us a hand, would you?
Spencer: No-one knows about this but yourself and myself, and I won't tell anyone!
Patrick: Right
(He follows her into a room and she starts unpacking some things out of a box.)
Patrick: Glad we got here in the end
Holly: Hmm, somehow, I hadn't reckoned on my helper getting kidnapped, but you know!
Patrick: Helper? Is that what I am?
Holly: (turns to face him) No, that's what you were supposed to be! (gets back to unpacking)
Patrick: (Shooting a MAJORLY flirty glance, which she can't see cos her head is turned, he mocks her about the phone call earlier) Don't you Dr Spiller me!
Holly: (laughs) Sorry about that! . . .Do you want something to eat?
Patrick: I haven't eaten all day!
Holly: Bangers and mash?
Patrick: Fantastic
Holly: Right
Patrick: Now that would be nice
Holly: Yeah (nods her head, smiling at him)
Patrick: (smiles) Well, I suppose you do owe me something really!
Holly: Do I?
Patrick: Well, if it wasn't for all your rubbish?
Holly: (cuts him off) Ohh!! You got yourself in trouble, not me!
Patrick: Fair enough! Well, what with that telephone call, I thought you were never gonna get the message!
Holly: What do you mean?
Patrick: Well, I couldn't spell it out any clearer, could I?
Holly: (laughs) Tympanic membrane? Major leak in a blood vessel?
Patrick: Brilliant!
Holly: (laughing) You weren't even on the canal!
Patrick: I was on a boat . . .on a river!
Holly: Which is not the same thing at all?!
Patrick: Well, any idiot would have of understand!
Holly: Any idiot?
Patrick: Well, anyone with an IQ more than five!
Holly: (yells) Really! Well next time you get yourself kidnapped, why don't you call out your little nurse friend from this morning, see if she's as big a idiot as I am!
Patrick: (spitefully) Oh, I've just remembered I've got a date with her!
Holly: fine!
Patrick: Right, bye then!
Holly: (quietly) Bye! (Patrick walks out, instantly regretting it as he gets out the room, sighing, realaing he could have handled the whole situation better. Meanwhile, in the room, Holly is also cross with herself for over reacting, and chucks whatever she had in her hand back in the box)
