JOB: Hairdresser
LOCATION: JerZ... for 21 and 1/2 frikkin years...
DREAM: to run runway shows of my fashion and hair designs
FEAR: becoming my mother

FAVES:
COLOR: pink
STORE: BEBE
FOOD: mac n cheese
DRINK: Vodka
CARTOON: Spongebob
MOVIE: The Little Mermaid
BAND: I like tons of bands, but it would have to be Less Than Jake or Halo Friendlies
HOLIDAY: Warped Tour!
ACTOR/ACTRESS: Jim Carey/ Julia Roberts
PLACE: NYC
WAY TO SLEEP: in the nude
SPORT: Football and Hockey, i like it rough...
ANIMAL: Staggs... and i love elephants too...
BAR/CLUB: Top Dawg
WEIRD THINGS I LOVE: when the moon is out during the day, when you catch people laughing when they think no one is looking(a real laugh), little kids doin goofy little kid stuff, when guys hold the door for you, snow, jumping on the bed, being naked, swimming, pouring rain, taking long ass bubble baths, white roses, the way a guy smells... WEIRD THINGS I HATE: when people give you that fake laugh, grumpyness, bossy people, people who cant trust you, ignorance, taking the train, smoking, beer, liars, when cute shoes go bad, guys who cant take a hint, ferris wheels, animals in the ocean...

joanie

you can take the girl outta the hub, but you cant take the hub outta the girl...

She doesn't own a dress, her hair is always a mess
If you catch her stealin, she won't confess
She's beautiful
She never compromises, loves babies and surprises
Wears hi-heels when she exercises
Ain't that beautiful
Meet Virginia
Well she wants to be the Queen
Then she thinks about her scene
Pulls her hair back as she screams
I don't really wanna be the queen
Her daddy wrestles alligators, Mama works on carburetors
Her brother is a fine mediator for the President
Well here she is again on the phone
Just like me hates to be alone
We just like to sit at home, and rip on the President
Meet Virginia
Well she wants to live her life
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back as she screams
I don't really wanna live this life
She only drinks coffee at Midnight, when the moment is not
right, her timing is quite-unusual
you see her confidence is tragic, but her intuition magic
and the shape of her body - unusual
Meet Virginia-I can't wait to
Meet Virginia-Yea