Stalking People is Fun Muhahaha!
One of the things I like to do when I'm bored online is stalk people.. It's very funny, amusing, & embarrassing to them! Here you will find some conversations I have had with people online. I have changed their screen names so they won't get super-pissed at me, unless otherwise noted.
Conversation # 1: Classic Stalker Girl Gone Obsessive
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i know what you did last summer
MayEyeCU2: oh yeah? :-)
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: yes
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: u slept with me & havent talked to me since
MayEyeCU2: and what did I do?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: for this i am very angry
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: but i have finally found u
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: muah ha ha ha
MayEyeCU2: LOL
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: ohhh revenge is sweet...
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: if i were u, i wouldnt leave my house today
MayEyeCU2: LOL
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: ohh u find this rather funny, dont u
MayEyeCU2: now come on.......who is this?
MayEyeCU2: yes I do
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: oh, u dont know?
MayEyeCU2: I find it VERY funny
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: so then u have done this to other women too?
MayEyeCU2: because I NEVER EVER have slept with ANYONE and NEVER EVER not talke to them
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: u were drunk.. i was drunk..
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: but i LOVED u!
MayEyeCU2: nope
MayEyeCU2: wrong person
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: no.. RIGHT PERSON
MayEyeCU2: ok...here is the deal.......
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: u just dont want anything to happen to u...
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: what if i told u i had OCD (*note to reader* OCD is obsessive compulsive disorder)
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: so now ur gonna tell me what the deal is? hmm.. interesting
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: ok im all ears..
MayEyeCU2: I know you think you are smart thinking you dont have a profile and you are hiding behind a funky ass screen name but.........the fact is, you just threatened me and I have this itsy bitsy program that records IMS. Now, either start talking sensible or.........this will be turned over to TOS
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: lol, ok.. first sensible thing i say : Buh bye now!
MayEyeCU2: ok..its now being sent to TOS
MayEyeCU2: Sorry about your luck! LOL
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: hmm.. funny.. in ur profile it says not to IM u unless u have a sense of humor.. do i sense hipocracy?
MayEyeCU2: lets see.......humor is one thing.........but what you did was not humor.
MayEyeCU2: I can take a joke with the best
MayEyeCU2: right out of the blue, you ACCUSE me of something. And yes, at first, I was laughing but when you threatened me, that was when the humor ended
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: and why was it not humor.. u were laughing at first
MayEyeCU2: being threatened is not something I take lightly
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: hmm.. but u still laughed after i threatened u
MayEyeCU2: now, I have yet to send this report........are you going to tell me who you are?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: yes, but you wouldnt know me
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: My name is (I am cutting the name out, so the person who's name I used will not be offended) & I live in Port Orange, Florida
MayEyeCU2: ahhhhhhhh.......so this is someone who thought they would TEST Me...see how far they would go before I snapped! LOL
MayEyeCU2: well sister, you just found it. You threaten me...and thats where it is
MayEyeCU2: lol
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: lol..
MayEyeCU2: if you HAD a profile, I dont think I would have been so quick to jump.
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: now i shall add this conversation to my website with my other victims.. muah haha >=-)
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: would u like ur screen name to be changed
MayEyeCU2: Nope.....you can include anything you so desire
MayEyeCU2: and you know, I have a terrible memory but I was thinking, I cannot recall fucking a psycho bunny. Yep, I have screwed like a rabbit before but never screwed one.
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: a psychoFREAKbunny at that
MayEyeCU2: I have screwed freaks too
MayEyeCU2: never the combo
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: well thats interesting.. my grandpa screwed a parrot once, saw this kid with a multi-colored mohawk & thought it was his son
MayEyeCU2: I have heard that joke before.....keep em coming
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i would love to, but i must be hopping along now.. ta-ta!
MayEyeCU2: bye Phreak :)
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: bye pheart-breaker
MayEyeCU2: I don't pheart.....I just pass
MayEyeCU2: its called, Crop Dusting
Conversation #2: Gayness
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: hello.. 18/M/gay, care to chat
JewCrew: sorry buddy
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: buddy, wow im ur buddy?
JewCrew: haha sure dude
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: thank u, i am ever so honored
JewCrew: but i gotta get goin, food time
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: ok think of me honey
JewCrew: haha only if you're lucky
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: oh, im lucky alright
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i bet i get more "ass" than u do LOL
Conversation #3: Gayness, Yet Again
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: Hello.. 18/M/gay.. care to chat?
Dnkypnch: what kind of faggot
Dnkypnch: im going to hunt you down a kill you
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: thats cool. here i will help you out!
Dnkypnch: dude you are a homo leave me a,one
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: my name is (I will cut this person's name out so they won't be offended) & I live in Port Orange Florida
Dnkypnch: why did you instant message me....
Dnkypnch: get the hell away form me
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: what is your problem with gay men
Dnkypnch: how can one person be such a flaming homosexual?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i like men
Dnkypnch: thats faggot shit
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: especially big black men & little boys
Dnkypnch: thats faggot shit
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: a fag is actually a stick, look it up in the dictionary sometime
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: so thank u for complimenting me on my figure
Dnkypnch: no a fag is someone who likes men's asses
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: not according to webster
Dnkypnch: when did you first contract the AIDS virus?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: that would be a homosexual
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: when i screwed your mother
Dnkypnch: why the fuck did you instant message me?
Dnkypnch: analy inflicted death sentence
Dnkypnch: who ass raping faggot
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: because i like little boys
Dnkypnch: you are gayer than aids leave me alone
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: come here
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: have you ever butt-f*cked anyone
Dnkypnch: no i am not a faggot
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: not even a female?
Dnkypnch: who the fuck are you to ask me shit like this ........im not conversing with a faggot anymore
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: it's nothing to be ashamed of
Dnkypnch: read my profile i hope you get aids if you dont have it already
Dnkypnch: you should be ashamed of yourself
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: did u know it is a proven fact that people who are so against gays are actually gay themself and are in denial?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: no, it is you & people like you who should be ashamed.. come out of the closet!
Dnkypnch: that isnt a proven fact......where did you get your degree from??......dude stop talking to me
Dnkypnch: you sally fuck
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: is that what your mother's name was?
Dnkypnch: yay sounds great ........stop talking to me
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: would you like to see my picture?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: I am very hot (or so the guys tell me)
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: Let's see, I am 6'3", tan, nice build, blue eyes, blond hair in a "surf" cut, long eyelashes, nice full lips, nice tight ass
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: you sure you dont want to see my picture
And then, he blocked me!
Conversation #4: Scottish
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: hello
Jayp: hiya
Jayp: a/s/l?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: so ur from scotland eh? thats interesting
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: do u ever wear a kilt?
Jayp: yea from scotland
Jayp: once
a/s/l?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: do u know how to play bagpipes?
Jayp: aye
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i have a demented cousin who runs around in a thing he calls a kilt (it's not, he made it himself) & claims he's from scotland (he's from new york)
Jayp: ok
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: u ever been to america?
Jayp: no soz
u eva been 2 scotland a/s/l?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: nope, what is footie
Jayp: soccer
Jayp: a/s/l?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: oh ok, i like footie too
Jayp: how old r u?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: scottish people, english is their main language?
Jayp: aye
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: theres no language called scottish or anything?
Jayp: yea there is called galic
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: do u speak galic too
Jayp: no
Jayp: i only know 1 work in galic and i phrase
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: have u ever looked up another man's kilt?
Jayp: no u?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: no, ive never seen a man in a kilt before
Jayp:
how old r u???
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: unless u count my cousin.. but i didnt look up it.. incestness
Jayp: we don't wear anything under our kilts
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: yes, i saw a picture over the internet w/3 men in kilts & a breeze came along and their butts were showing
Jayp: lol
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: whats a poof?
Jayp: lmao
a gay
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: ohh i see
Jayp: u still neva told me how old u r
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: u never told me how old u are
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: well buh bye
Jayp: bye
Conversation #5: Scottish, yet again (You'll probably need to read conversation #4 to get this one)
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: hello
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: how are ya today suh
RockyDoug: who r u
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: im from scotland, new to this AOL thing
RockyDoug: vvery good I am from colorado usa
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: are u a poof?
RockyDoug: how did u come across my name
RockyDoug: what is a poof
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i searched member directory for male perverts
RockyDoug: very good that I am
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i am a poof.. i like to look up other male's kilts
RockyDoug: u r male?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: yes suh
RockyDoug: I am straight
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: does that mean your penis ir erect?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: is even
RockyDoug: no longer want to talk to u about this
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: ok, fine with me. do u like footie
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i like footie, it's my favorite sport
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: someday i wish to be a famous footie player
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i remember when i first started playing bagpipes, it sounded like i was cropping the dust
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: people would look at their cabooses as if to make sure it wasnt them
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: sorry, im new at this english thing
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i speak galic
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: well ta-ta
Conversation #6: Girlfriend Breaks up w/Boyfriend
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: hey baby
Soccer: who is this?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: Delana
Soccer: oh is this your new screen name???
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: yeah, you like it? lol
Soccer: yea
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i still have my old one
Soccer: oh
Soccer: cool screen name Delana
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: thanks
Soccer: so How many screen names do you Have?????
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: just the two
Soccer: oh did you erased your cousin's Screen name?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: no, that one's still there, but i don't really use it anymore
Soccer: ok
Soccer: so I may Have three screen names soon
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: that's cool. what are you going to make your new one?
Soccer: What do you Mean?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: you said u may have three screen names soon
Soccer: It will be RandyMoss,Nomar and Soccer
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: oh ok
Soccer: how come you don't Have a profile on your new screen name?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i just made it and havent gotten around to making one yet
Soccer: ok
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: how come you dont have a profile on your other screen names?
Soccer: I said I am going to create it
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: oh
Soccer: I still have a profile On my old screen name
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: oh ok
Soccer: Oh it May still say something about you
Soccer: BombDigity:Iam so bored
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: nope
Soccer: what???
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: your talking to her
Soccer: who?
Soccer: What do you Mean I am talking to her?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: never mind
Soccer: Marital Status: I love Delana 4ever
Soccer: from my profile
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: aww thats so sweet rich
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i love you too
Soccer: yea your still my Girlfriend Delana
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: but i have some bad news
Soccer: What?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: I'm going to have to break up with you because I just found out I have AIDS
Soccer: you can't break up with me Delana
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: I'm sorry... I really don't want to
Soccer: why did you said you were going to break up with me??
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: because I just found out I have AIDS
Soccer: Oh My god!
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i know
Soccer: if you break up with me I Can't find a other Girlfriend
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: im sorry, im sure you will, you are perfect
Soccer: but I still love you so much
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: and i love you too
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: but i want the best for you
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: this is tearing me apart too
Soccer: so are you still My Girlfriend?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i cant be
Soccer: it sad sad sad sad[]
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i know
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: ive been crying a lot lately
Soccer: I still want to marry you
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i want to marry you too, but i cant
Soccer: who said that you Can't marry Me?
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: i did.. i want the best for you & that doesnt include having a wife who has AIDS
Soccer: oh
PsYcHoFrEaKBuNnY: farewell, i love you, always keep me close to your heart
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