Cute Quotes

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Cute Quotes

• Why drink & drive when you can smoke & fly?
• Rehab is for quitters!
• I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa.. not screaming & yelling like his passengers.
• SMILE! it scares people
• Mirrors don't talk & lucky for you they don't laugh!
• It's better to let people think u are an idiot than to open ur mouth & prove it.
• Everyone has a right to be stupid, but your abusing the privilege.
• Everyone has a photographic memory..some people just don't have film
• I ran into my ex the other day..put it into reverse & ran him back over!
• Even if the voices aren't real, they do have some pretty good ideas.
• I'm not as think as u drunk i am occifer!
• In some cultures, what i do is considered normal.
• I don't swim in ur toilet so don't pee in my pool!
• If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk!
• I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now
• Save a donut, kill a cop!
• Bad cop, no donut
• Did you know that I'm invisible? but only when no one else is around..
• God created men 1st cuz every great masterpiece needs a sloppy copy
• Dude, go find a straw cuz u suck!
• Rules were made to be broken
• Lower the lid, ladies present. A wet behind is most unpleasant
• If u sprinkle when u tinkle be a sweetie, wipe the seatie
• if u kiss a toad & it becomes a prince, i've kissed tons of guys, when's it gonna happen?

More cute quotes!

• I only get PMS on the days that end with Y.
• Some mistakes are much to fun to only make once!
• If u've been naughty, go to ur room. If u wanna be naughty go to my room.
• Spank me baby, I've been naughty.
• Sticks & stones may break my bones, but whips & chains excite me!
• My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I don't talk to myself anymore.
• I ain't smilin at you, I'm tryin not to laugh!
• I'm not smilin', I'm passing gas!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm scizophrenic & so am i!
• I wasn't kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret
• Take a picture, it lasts longer
• I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are just missing!
• Don't smile, my boyfriend will fall for it!
• dawn to dawn, dusk to dusk, Life's too short, so party we must!
• Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
• Normal people worry me
• Insanity is just anger put to good use
• Ever stop to think & forget to start again?
• Some people get lost in thought cuz it's such unfamiliar territory
• I told my mom I stopped raising Hell & she called me a quitter
• In life, only one person gets to shine..so move outta my way, ur blocking my light!
• Guys are like diapers.. Usually full of shit & always on ur ass
• Girls are like pringles.. Once they pop the fun dont stop
• Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

And more Quotes

• It's not called showing off, it's called u being mad cuz u cant do it
• If toast always lands butter-side down & cats always land on their feet, then what happens when u strap toast on the back of a cat & drop it?
• Life ain't a garden, so stop being a hoe!
• I'm not shy, I just don't like u
• Birdy birdy in the sky, why'd u do that in my eye? It looks like sugar, tastes like sap, OMG ITS BIRDY CRAP!
• why's it called taking a poo if ur actually leaving one?
• when ur argueing w/an idiot, make sure the other person isnt doing the same thing
• If u treat a woman like an object, thats just wrong.. if u treat an object like a woman, thats just disgusting!
• Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten
• I'm 98% beautiful & 2% crazy, or is it the other way around?
• when all else fails, just smile & nod
• don't lie cheat or steal. everything else is a go
• hobbies: liking guys I shouldn't like
• my name aint elmo, but u can tickle me if u want!
• hey blondy! u were supposed to give elmo 2 test tickles, not 2 testicles..
• Silence is golden, but shouting is fun!
• Beauty is skin deep, but attitude is to the bone!
• Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy. Check 3 friends, if they're ok then ur it
• We are the people ur parents warned u about!
• EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards
• I wasn't kissing her, I was checking for cavities!
• I don't come with dice, so dont play me
• I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving
• Computers: A really hott one.. O wait, my bad, that's just my reflection!