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9 January 2004: refund profologies

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Job titles to treasure (an occasional series)

The University of Melbourne is looking for a "Cuckoo/Branch Relief Assistant". Details from their HR web site, under general staff vacancies. I know we have possums, rosellas and assorted other wildlife on the campus, but wasn't previously aware of any cuckoos. Some of the nearby elm trees have, admittedly, been looking a bit stressed: perhaps they're the ones needing branch relief.
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Career options: forensic palynology

In the hands of forensic palynologists like Lynne Milne, pollen can help solve crimes: "Pollen can help destroy or prove alibis, link a suspect to the scene of a crime, or link something left at the crime scene to a suspect. It can also help to determine what country or state drugs, food, merchandise, and antiques among other things, have come from."
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Neology

Provoked to laughter by Sneedle Flipsock's 'they shoulda been words' page, m'colleague Eunice recommends Luciferous Logolepsy, a collection of over 9000 obscure English words. I'm pretty good with crosswords but, skirring through the Luciferous Logolepsy site, I now feel a bit of a sciolist. Yippee! Lots of new words to play with! (Thanks, Eunice)
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Another apology from John Howard

Sneedle Flipsock subscriber Jill points us to another excellent speech by a John Howard, this one delivered at the launch of "Australia Shamed: A List of Dissenters," a register of signatures of people opposed to the Federal Government's harsh policies towards people seeking asylum from persecution.

In three months during 2002 the list collected 4200 signatures from Tasmanians in coffee shops, civic centres, council chambers, charities and churches. A companion volume collected signatures from kids under 15 years old.

The books were lodged with the Tasmanian Archives and as an historical record. The organisers stress that the list "is not a petition. It is a message to posterity. Through The List our children and our children's children will be able to see that we did not support the Australian Government's harsh treatment of asylum seekers." (Thanks, Jill)
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Crystal ball: e-learning

Reed S Gaither offers some predictions about the immediate future of e-learning and multimedia in education, and the aforementioned Henry Jenkins discusses what kinds of media literacy education are needed by kids of all ages to help them cope with this new technological future.
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RIAA's scorched-earth lawsuits reduce file-sharing

In the last year or so, the US record industry has introduced legal download services and taken strong legal action against file-sharing. A Pew Internet research report shows this strategy seems to be having a short term effect on record industry revenue and consumer behavior. Says mediawatcher Henry Jenkins: "What we need to be looking at, however, is whether it may also be having a negative impact on consumer relations which can come back and haunt the record industry down the line." In other words, is the RIAA simply pissing people off?
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Buzzword bingo: work-life balance

"Concern about the way work submerges us as individuals is as much about our psychology as it is about our workplace...

"We are in danger of becoming obsessed by our jobs, if the latest studies are anything to go by. And while that may sound a poor outcome for the employee but ideal from the organisation’s perspective, it can create problems all around...

"The rhetoric may be about a more flexible workplace but in practice few organisations are having much success in offering viable alternatives, such as part-time jobs, to staff.

"And that’s before they even tackle the harder questions: how to get the most from workers without burning them out; how to nurture soft skills in fast-moving and aggressive workplaces; how to reduce stress when the pressure is on to get the most out of a dwindling number of employees."

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News sites slow to adopt accessibility measures

The Online Journalism Review notes that some US news sites have tried to make their content more accessible to people with disabilities. "Editors and designers at the few news sites that have gone out of their way to accommodate the visually impaired report that the effort was neither difficult nor costly. "

Also in OJR recently, a rundown on how free content is a thing of the past for British newspaper sites and a how-to checklist for earning revenue from news.
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Image maps with CSS

"While collaborating on a horror fiction web project, I decided early on that I’d do my best to code the site using only standards-based XHTML and CSS. When the other designer sent me his concept for the site, I began to despair. He wanted the page to look like an old weathered book, with rough edges and grungy textures. The menu items were scattered about the page. How could I turn a well-structured document into something that looked so organic?"

The answer: use CSS to make image maps.
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Creating prehistory

While their pals write egregious, mendacious fiction for kids, "some other Creationists are still sticking to the old explanations about how all these extinct and fossilised species were killed off during the Flood. I still haven’t figured out how they reconcile this with God’s commandment that Noah take all the animals with him on the Ark. Maybe they blame it on the ticket agent."
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Graphical search results

Grokker 2 is software that presents your search results in graphical relationships.
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Slow light explained briefly

Lene Hau, Professor of Applied Physics and Professor of Physics at Harvard University, takes 24 seconds to explain the newish concept of slow light, then summarises the explanation in seven words.
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How Powerpoint makes us stupid

Edward Tufte reckons a presenter's over-reliance on Powerpoint can make you understand less information and feel socially inferior. The software's design and function turns every meeting into a sales pitch; it "routinely disrupts, dominates, and trivializes content. Thus PowerPoint presentations too often resemble a school play--very loud, very slow, and very simple." You can buy Tufte's 28 page essay on Powerpoint, which includes his analysis of an important NASA presentation on why the space shuttle exploded. Meanwhile, David Byrne has been making art with Powerpoint. (Thanks, Trevor)
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Beware nerds carrying almanacs

The FBI has asked American police to keep tabs on people who read almanacs. What worries Teresa Nielsen Hayden is that the alert doesn't include "travel guidebooks, high-resolution terrain maps, architectural guides, government directories, maps of underground water, power, and transit systems, lists of major industrial sites, the Yellow Pages for pete’s sake, or any of the other references that might reasonably be used..." to plan terrorist attacks.
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Letter C declared unusable

"Our research indicates that 83% of the words being looked up are words that contain the letter 'C'." states Nielsen. "Most of this can be traced back to the lingual travesty which is the 'i before e' rule, which incidentally is one diphthong we could live without."

To be thorough, we really should impose a moratorium on two punctuation marks as well. Jennifer Jacobson reckons "Some publishers and scholars want to purge the colon from book titles; the only thing that's worse: semicolons."
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Finding your writerly voice

'The Rambler' asked Heather 'Angry Little Rabbit' Havrilesky how he could become a better writer. His letter is long and self-indulgent. Her answer is long, amusing, direct, sincere and helpful. Good advice for bloggers, diarists, wannabe columnists and op-ed authors, and anyone else with an interest in writing. Just be careful that you don't succumb to the varieties of insanity known to affect writers.
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A short thank-you from Big Strides

Despite the macabre images, this music video for "Suicidal" by Big Strides made Andrew laugh. Me too. Requires Shockwave and sound. (Thanks, Andrew)
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Desirable error message

Someone out there knows how computers should respond to users: type your name into the dialogue box and enjoy. (Thanks, Debbie)
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John Howard's apology

Any John Howards who would like to reiterate this apology should apply for copyright permission, which will be granted immediately. It's a beautiful piece of writing by a talented man, and every word is both sincere and true. (joyfully rediscovered via Geoff Oakley's home page, via Debbie)
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Mac eye for the Windows guy

You're kidding me: beige?? (thanks, Trevor)
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Brand recall measured by drawing logos from memory

Globes and circles seem ubiquitous in corporate logos and logotypes. Marketers love to do research projects that quantify their customers' recognition of logos, because it helps justify spending money on advertising and promotional activities.

A low-cost alternative to such market research is this nifty little exercise, in which an Austrian design company asked a bunch of people to draw 12 well-known logos from memory. Most participants seemed to remember that Apple's logo is an apple, perhaps because of the obvious connection between the idea, the word and the company's name. The variety of attempts at the more abstract Toyota logo suggests that perhaps a logo isn't really all that important to your organisation's public image... (via BoingBoing.net)
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How to rip vinyl

From Boingboing.net this week, how to transfer music from vinyl to MP3 and a computer game's disclaimer that indemnifies Hasbro in the event that a foreign government disbands the Internet.
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2004 flipsocks:

17 Dec: the sock has flipped
10 Dec: anything anywhere any time
3 Dec: instant flattery
26 Nov: the steamroller of branding
19 Nov: fried v rice
5 Nov: the page with no name
29 Oct: and then there were none
22 Oct: filled with naughty laughter
15 Oct: get souls and disconcert the public
8 Oct: ooh, aah, ooh
1 Oct: pinch and a punch
24 Sep: design is the new art
17 Sep: footsteps of Aeneas
10 Sep: slow art, viral aesthetic
3 Sep: I can see your house from here
27 Aug: forever blowing bubbles
20 Aug: jargon for the digital age
13 Aug: beautiful plumage, the Norwegian blue
6 Aug: brokenated terribility
23 Jul: Alice underground
16 Jul: color-coded
2 Jul: for so long treated as nouns
25 Jun: looking for love, echidna-style
18 Jun: joy-to-stuff ratio
11 Jun: fun's fun but a girl can't dance all night
4 Jun: pink dinosaur
28 May: two people every minute
21 May: incompitnce [sic]
14 May: zygomatic smile
5 May: mailbox
30 Apr: bananaguard
23 Apr: mmmmmWAH!
15 Apr: playtime
8 Apr: googlewhack
2 Apr: we wish to inform you...
18 Mar: daffy dills
12 Mar: echo chamber
9 Jan: refund profologies

 

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