*You go down the hall doing facial expressions
*You threaten to kick anyone's ass who tells you cheerleading isn't a sport
*When your boyfriend tells you you have no more time for him and you have to choose between cheerleading and him, and you tell him you'll miss him
*You write cheers when you should be taking notes in class
*When you're at h.m.v and you hear a song you like and you break out into a routine.
*Your parents tell you it's 4 am please stop shaking those damn pom-poms!
*Ready okay, starts every sentence!
*You're friends tell you to stop yelling when your talking
*You cheer in gym class
*You tell your gym teacher 'listen I don't play these sports I cheer for them'
*You think flying just isn't for the birds anymore
*You can build without hammers and nails
*After 8 u count 1234
*When guys look at girls they don't know and say, " I can toss her"
*Your tricep is the biggest muscle u have
*Your fingers are stuck together and your arms automatically go back to your side when u relax
*Your voice alone can be heard over a crowd.
*You know that all pyramids aren't built in Egypt.
*You know that candlesticks and blades aren't made of metal.
*You think that a liberty has nothing to do with freedom.
*You know a scorpion isn't a gross little bug, and a bow & arrow doesn't necessarily have to do with hunting!
*When you put exclamation marks by everything you write!!!
*Being a flier has nothing to do with planes
*Only you and other cheerleaders really know what 'Bloomers' and 'Tights' really are
*You can fall from over 5 feet high on the gym floor and bounce back up and try it again
*You catch yourself doodling cheers and megaphones in class
*You get up in the summer at 8am for practice!
*'bodysuits' aren't just a thing of the early 90's
*You can fall in front of your entire school at a pep rally and keep smiling; acting like it was choreographed
*'Clasp' isn't just a hair accessory
*Your geometry is: formations, pyramids, sidelines, and figuring 20 girls can produce 5 extensions,
*You have more sportsbras than Footlocker owns!
*A megaphone isn't an AT&T product
*Your mom tries to convince you that the cheers she did in high school would be perfect for a competition!!
*You get into heated discussions explaining cheerleading IS A SPORT!!!!!!!!
*All your friends are at dinner while you are at practice.
*Your skirt is shorter than your T-shirt
*Practice makes perfect isn't just a saying, it's a way of life! k>
