You can't expect much from the human race, ya know. They're either too small or they just aren't keeping up with demons like me on a mental level. Humans have no clue on what to do with a club or a baseball bat except to hit females! They simply have *no* imaginations.
Now this is the man that I REALLY go for.
Nahhhh ....
So, why not cheat on him with something he could never compete with?? I choose a lesser god. I figure I'll work my way up from there. After all, he does have a whole grove of followers at Pan's Grove . When I go to this grove with my male mistress, his followers kiss my feet. I like that! I like being worshipped! And the followers of Pan have the best sex! Just check out this website if you don't believe me : My honey is on this page!
Yet, I do not feel as though he can satisfy me. He is off pleasing his nymphs all the time. It really
I feel like I need to escape from this male who feels like he needs to call every nymph from every little grove from each little corner of the world to please him. He's nothing but a drunk anyhow!
Note : This is not meant to piss off human women. Infact, I find human women very crafty and tasty when they want to be.
I would eat a woman anyday. I find the leg very tender when I bite my teeth into it.
Starting to get scared?? I understand ( sigh ). O.k., here's your way back to my main page : To the Homepage of Demonloverus - Psst., if you are a male human, that's me.
Or, If you ARE 18 or over, you can read this little story about one of my ex husbands who was a human ( you can tell ). What Scott Likes
Or ... go here : Vampire's Lair