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How to Pick Up Honeys

The list was on the back of the Raver Education System and it went something like this:

††††††††††† ††† Have you ever seen that koolest kat on the block and not know how
††††††††††† to get their attention?Well, no need to worry anymore!I have
††††††††††† compiled a list of the raddest pick up lines to use on these hotties.
††††††††††† Keep this in your back pocket and you will always be prepared!
††††††††††††††††††† 1) Hey cutie, I got something tastier than that pacifier.
††††††††††††††††††† 2) Let's go to my place and do things Ill tell everyone we did anyway.
††††††††††††††††††† 3) All those curves, and me with no brakes.
††††††††††††††††††† 4) Pardon me, I seemed to have lost my phone number.Can I have yours?
††††††††††††††††††† 5) Is it hot in here or is it just you?
††††††††††††††††††† 6) Fuck me if Iím wrong, but arenít you elvis?
††††††††††††††††††† 7) Your pants are so phat, I could see us both in them.
††† 8) How about you and I go back behind the wall of sound and get out of these wet clothes.
††††††††††††††††††† 9) I miss my teddy bear, can I snuggle with you?
††††††††††††††††††† 10) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
††††††††††††††††††† 11) Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams (or mind, whichever you prefer) all night?
††††††††††††††††††† 12) can I have directions? ["to where?" To your heart.
If the person you are trying to pick up doesnít seem impressed use:
††††††††††††††††††† 13) am I doing
††††††††††††††††††† 14) If you knew what you were missing you would cut your throat!
††††††††††††††††††† Use these with good taste and always be ready to duck!
††††††††††††††††††† These were brought to us from the Raver Education System crew which are
††††††††††††††††††† Tim Henderson aka Optik, Mark-E D, and Becca Maslow aka Little Elf.