Quotes. You know you love them.
"I DON'T ENJOY YOU!" - Devin H. at Sean Booth.
"Oh man, it's like losing your virginity to a tampon!" - Angie, speaking of the unbelievably huge tampons she gave me.
"Me glutton, not liar!" - Cookie Monster
"Let him that would move the world, first move himself." - Socrates
"Only the pure in heart can make a good soup." - Ludwig van Beethoven
"The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along." - Betty Swanson
"Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper" - Friedrich Nietzsche
Jesse: I see you found your sweater, Julia!
Julia: Yes! It was scrunched down at the bottom of my locker.
*Julia and Tara walk away*
*pause*
Julia: Oh my god, how did he know that I found my sweater?!?!?!?
Tara: Because you're wearing it, sweetie.
"Are my ears little or small?" - Damjan Gaco
"What would you know? You're just a defective girl." - Mr. Christianson to Devin Heroux
"I can play the accordion with your dress!" - someone talking about Tanis's retro dress
Mr. C: "I can't help you, but THIS woman can."
Jesse: "Umm... that's a piece of paper, Mr. Christianson..."
"ICE DANCE! ICE DANCE!" - Amy Janzen
"I have a restraining order against reality." - Jesse May, avoiding the war.
"Hamlet was a ninja, if not a jedi." - Mr. Christianson
"The average person thinks he's not." - some person. I stole it from someone's journal... shame on me.
"It's like driving a dishwasher!" - Alicia Ruck, on the driving simulator.
"The ending was very witty, but it had no meat, like an anorexic comedian." - Laurie Johnson, commenting on Brody's story.
"You're so cute and asian!" - Matthew Tsui
"I love you." - "Kayleigh", from Mark's story
"But I'm not an aboriginal Zen Buddhist who drives a Harley and cuts people's heads off." - Mr. Christianson
"I don't think any girl will have trouble saying no to Nick." - Mrs. Moisiuk
"Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower." - Hans Christian Andersen
"As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!" - Jack Handey
"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere." - Dr.Seuss
"There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at." - Richard Pryor
"Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet." - St. Augustine
"If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise." - William Blake
"Be yourself, and you will rarely be bored" - Zack Aaronson
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." - Oscar Wilde
"Reality is what I see, not what you see." - Anthony Burgess
"Logic has no place in a radical society." - Beth Thompson
"Are you suggesting we ate the Serbs, like we eat a tasty sandwich?" - Matt Tsui
"What's with grade 9s and a lack of shirt?" - Ambrosia Gilchrist
"I drink your souls. It tastes like Fusion Pepsi." - Mr. Hedlin
"Although the time of death is approaching me, I am not afraid of dying and going to Hell or (what would be considerably worse) going to the popularized version of Heaven. I expect death to be nothingness and, for removing me from all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism." -Isaac Asimov
"Home grown strawberries!" -Amy Janzen
"You're lucky I didn't pelt you with apples!" -Amy Janzen
"Well, at least I'm jolly! *crazy laughter*" -Amy Janzen
"I shall try to subdue him! Auuurrrggghhh!!!!" -Mark Trischuk
"The very rich and very stupid have one thing in common, they don't change their views to fit the facts, they change the facts to fit their views. Which could be quite unpleasent if you are one of the facts. . ." -Dr. Who
"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." -Phillip K. Dick
Err.. yes, well, that's all for now. I'll be sure to add more later.
