Barry White Forever
By reporter Jennifer Babiuk
As you may or may not have heard already, Barry White's untimley death has fallen upon us like a heavy snow. His kidney failiure will not go un-noticed, and he'll forever be God's right hand man, singing his unique brand of kicky love tunes with a splash of jazz and a dash of sexy. This is for you, Walrus of Love. Whether appearing in a cameo on the Simpsons, or selling Whopper Juniors, you'll live on in my heart forever. This quote is from one of his very memorable songs, endorsing such flame-broiled patties as previously mentioned.
"I believe in miracles, where you from, you sexy thing. I believe in mircles, since you came along, you sexy thing. Where'd you come from, baby? How did you know I needed you so badly? Now you're lyin' next to me, givin' it to me."
Now I leave you with this, a personalized picture of Barry. I've patented it, so don't try stealing it. Patent pending. Go ahead, take a look. Click the link above this message, and you'll get a last shot of Barry White, at his very best. I do believe in miracles Barry, I do.
Image copyright Jennifer Babiuk industries
