K i m × T r i s h || S e d u c t i v e D u o

§cene Øne

¤Location¤ Trish's Home, Toronto Ontario Canada
¤Date | Time¤ Monday, July 28th 6:55pm
¤Status¤ On Camera

The scene reopens, with Trish, Kim and Alicia riding in the same car but by this time they have arrived in a rural neighborhood, somewhat familiar to the cameras and the fans watching at home. They pull into a driveway in front of a big colonial house. There's already a black Jaguar and blue VW Beetle parked in the driveway, so Trish pulls up to the side where there's room. She turns the engine off and at the same time, Kim and Trish look in the back seat to check on Alicia, who's passed out from the long car ride.

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Aww...ah well, I'll get her, you get the bags?"

Trish nods as she takes the keys out of the ignition.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Yea i'll get Chris to help..."

Both the driver and passinger doors open at the same time, Trish and Kim both get out of the car, Trish pulling the lever to open the trunk, Kim opens the back door, unhooking Ali from the car seat. Ali wakes up and smiles, rubbing her eyes.

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "Hey Aunt Kimmy..."

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Hey you.. have a nice nappy?"

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "Uhuh."

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Good.. well guess wha.. we're here!" Kim lifts Ali outta her car seat and into her arms. Kim shuts the door with her hip as Alicia begins wigglin to get free til Kim finally puts her down. Ali runs with her little dolly close against her, past Trish, and up to the front door, pushin it open.

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "Wee here!!"

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Heey munchkin."

Ali giggles, smilin shyly as she stares up at Chris, twirlin her finger in her dolly's hair. Melissa, Trish's sister comes walking out of the kitchen drinking a vanilla coke, as she sips on her soda she smiles seeing Alicia. Alicia points to the can of coke in Melissa's hand.

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "I want one! Pwease?"

She smiles sweetly, Melissa waves her hand for Ali to follow her back into the kitchen. Alicia walks slowly past the couch which Chris is sitting on, still smiling at him. He smiles back at her then turns his attention back to the tv. Not even a second later he feels a small tug on his shirt. He glances over again to see Alicia smiling still.

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "Ohh i forgot.. Aunt Tooshy needs you outside."

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Oh okie dokie...thank you..."

Ali blushes, dartin back into the kitchen as Chris tosses the remote on the couch next to him and gets up, headin out the front door to see Trish and Kim talkin by the open trunk. Chris walks over behind Trish, Kim smilin a lil seein him as she goes to pull out another piece of luggage. Chris puts his arm around Trish's waist, she jumps slightly, knowing it's him.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Hey Aunt Tooshy."

He gives her a small kiss on the cheek as Kim chuckles.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Hey you sexy boy."

He smirks.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Ha thee one and only...Heya Kim"

Kim bobs her head sayin "hi".

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "You need help with this crapola?"

Trish turns leaning on the car a little, nodding.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Wow aren't you just the mind reader huh?"

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Nein..i was sent by the almighty Ali.."

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Pfft."

Kim giggles jokingly as she continues to unload the car. Trish and Chris laugh too.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Ah well..Yea we do if you could spare a few moments of time before you go back to watching the tube.."

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Of course...there isn't much on now anyways...except Slam... nothing really good."

Trish turns picking up a bag then shoving it into his chest. He makes a shocked face.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Well....aren't we a ray of f*cking sunshine eh?"

Kim laughs, shuttin the car trunk. Trish drags two bags on the ground as she turns around, she smirks laughing a little. Chris crosses his eyes sticking his tongue out, then puts the strap of the bag over his shoulder. Trish gets inside first, Chris let's Kim go in front of him after he follows in. By this time now Alicia is playing playstation 2 with Melissa. They both look behind at the trio and wave at them.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Hey brat..."

Trish keeps walking waiting to see if she got a reaction from her sister, Melissa turns around and flips Trish the bird. Trish rolls her eyes as she walks into the kitchen, Jericho, droppin the bag and followin after. Melissa nods her head.

°·.:¤¨Melissa Stratus¨¤:.·° "Yea thass right...keep walking blondie."

She mumbles to herself, she turns her attention back to the video game just in time to lose to Alicia. Her mouth drops open.

°·.:¤¨Melissa Stratus¨¤:.·° "You beat me?!"

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "Hehehehe, yay i won, i won!!"

Kim comes into the room, sittin on the couch behind Ali.

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Goo Ali! Whatcha playin sweety?"

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "Burtney Spears dancing."

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "OoOo, sounds good."

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "Wanna play Aunt Kimmy?"

Ali holds up the controller to Kim who smiles and takes it from Ali.

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Sure i'll give it a try.. how do you play?"

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "You push the buttons that come up on da screen to make her dance, k?"

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Yep, i think i got it.. here goes."

The game sequence begins as Britney Spears is heard singin "Hit Me Baby (One More Time)" as the buttons flash on the screen, making the girl dance, Kim tryin her hardest to keep up with it as the music gets faster. The timer eventually runs out followed by commentary by Britney.

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Wow, how do you even keep up with that Ali?"

Kim chuckles, handing the controller back to Alicia who smiles and shrugs, sittin back down in front of the tv. Chris comes walking back out from the kitchen, and hears Britney Spears playing from the game.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Who's that singing Ali?"

Alicia looks shocked, she then scrunches up her nose.

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "It's Burtney Spears!"

Chris makes a confused face.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Who?"

He smirks at Kim, Alicia gets an even more pissed look on her face. She hops up off the floor and walks over in front of him, pulling on the corner of her shirt.

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "Burtney Spears!!"

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Is she like famous or something?"

He smiles again. She jumps up and down a couple times.

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "YES!"

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Ohhhh ok"

°·.:¤¨Melissa Stratus¨¤:.·° "Yea..the one who was messing around with Justin Timberfu-"

Jericho narrows his eyes at Melissa and puts his finger in front of his mouth as to say "quiet"

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "..Hey Ali, why don't you show Chris your lil dance, hm?"

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "YEA!"

Melissa clicks on the music from the game as Alicia stands infront of Kim and Jericho all smiles, shyly beginnin to dance.

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Go head hun, pretend we ain't here and do your thang."

Ali smiles and giggles as she starts dancing more, doin the whole Britney thing. Chris smiles a little, Trish come out of the kitchen on the phone, she leans on the door frame and watches the "show" Ali walks over to Chris trying to pull him up off the couch.

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "C'mon c'mon, dance!"

Chris chuckles as she keeps pulling his hand with all her might, Melissa laughs hysterically as Ali is basically leaning all the way over trying to pull Chris off the couch. Finally Chris stands up, Ali almost falling over, but before she does he pulls her up.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Ok ok you talked me into it."

Alicia shows him what to do but he keeps messing it up, she starts to get a little argravated. She shows him gain, same thing, she jumps up and down this time.

°·.:¤¨Alicia¨¤:.·° "No no no you do this..and THEN this..okay??"

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Ok ok i promise i'll do it right this time..."

She does the dance again but Chris messes up again, laughing at her face, knowing he's making her really pissed off. Trish finally pushes the button on the phone hanging up, she crosses her arms walking into the living room behind Chris. Kim turns around laughing looking at Trish, which she in turn raises her eyebrow slightly.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Ahem..don't quit your day job k, Babe?"

Chris turns around with the look of shock on his face.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Oh ho ho...like you could do any better?"

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "As a matter of fact i could.."

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "OH i gotta see this..go ahead.."

Trish scrunches up her nose.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "..No.."

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Oh c'mon, if you can do it better.."

Chris moves out of the way and sits down on the arm of the couch holding out his hand welcoming her to the 'floor'.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "I said no damnit..."

Chris smirks.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Whatcha scared about then..show us?"

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Yeh c'mon Trish.."

Kim chuckles, Trish's eyes widen and she mouths something as to say 'stop encouraging him' Chris laughs.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Ok fine you can't prove it so.. i win this one."

He sticks his tongue out at her, she rolls her eyes then walks over to Kim.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "That was Daff on the phone, she got lost on her way up here."

Kim nods.

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Oh ok..so what we gonna do til she gets here?"

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Just relax i guess nothing big she'll be here in an hour or so.."

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "This isnt another one of those all girls, no boys allowed type of things..is it?"

Trish, Kim, Melissa all look at him and giggle slightly. He curls his lip a little.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Great..i'm gonna get kicked outa my house huh?"

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Nah you can stay...it's just Daff planned this thing...and you might um..whats the word...reck it?"

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Oh don't you know how to make a guy feel loved..pfft..."

Trish laughs, she walks behind him flicking up his ponytail.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "I said you could stay.."

She walks back into the kitchen, Chris mumbles and makes a funny face causing Alicia to giggle, he smiles and picks up the PlayStation 2 controller in atempt to play the Britney Spears game.

§cene Twø

¤Location¤ Trish's Home, Toronto Ontario Canada
¤Date | Time¤ Monday, July 28th 11:58pm
¤Status¤ On Camera

A few hours have past, Daffney Unger has arrived, the 'party' has started between the three wMe divas. Next time we see the three of them, they're sitting in the dinning room, still in Trish's house of course, with a couple black and blood red candles being their only lights in the room, and glasses of red wine sitting in front of them. Daffney sits at the head of the table, wearing all black, her hair pulled back in pigtails, she looks especially evil this night, why? We'll find out in a minute..Trish and Kim sit at the sides, wearing black as well..why you ask? Because they can..they sit talking about various things, a little giggle being let out every once and a while between the three of them. Trish's sister Melissa walks in the room, in her pj's, she rubs her eyes trying to see through the dim light.

°·.:¤¨Melissa Stratus¨¤:.·° "What the hell are ya'll doing??"

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Ah go back to bed.."

Trish takes a sip of her wine, looking over at Kim, smirking, Kim smirks as well. Daff gulps down the rest of her wine and puts the glass back down onto the table.

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "Yeh kiddo..hit the bricks.."

Melissa points at the candles and the big book that's placed in front of Daffney.

°·.:¤¨Melissa Stratus¨¤:.·° "Oh no..something's going on in here..something interesting...what the hell you doing with the candles and shit?"

Trish leans on the table, putting her head down, she sighs quietly before turning around fast scaring her sister.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "We gonna contact the devil to make sure ya go to hell..and you ruined the suprise goddamnit! Now go back to bed."

Her sister nods giving he rthe "yea right" look.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Oh you dont believe me eh? Look in the book."

Melissa walks over in front of Daffney and tries to grab the book, but Daff snaps her teeth at Melissa's hand.

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "HEY WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING TOUCHING THE HOLY BOOK!?"

Melissa's mouth drops open as she cradles her hand close to her chest.

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "Ok you want in?..Then sit down, shut up, open your ears and close your eyes..can ya do that?"

She nods, keeping her eye on Daff sitting down next to Kim. Trish gives her the evil eye and mouths words to her, Melissa does the same back before Daff makes a hissing sound.

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "Shhhhhhhaddup! From this moment on I'm the only one who speaks...now close your eyes and join hands..."

They do as they're told, Trish giggles thinking how silly this is.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Wow, Kat must feel really dumb when she gets more into then we're here huh?"

Someone kicks her shin under the table, it's followed by an oww, she reaches under but Daff grabs ahold of her hand before she can.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Was THAT necessary!??"

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "I said shaddup..now be quiet.."

Trish still laughing a little closes her eyes and starts to get serious. She breathes out of her nose and starts laughing again, causing Kim and Melissa to do so too. Daff rest her head on the desk for a minute, after the laughing has stopped, she picks up her head again.

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "You all done now?"

Trish closes her mouth holding in one last laugh, it fades and then she nods.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Yea ok i'm done."

Daff shuts her eyes again, but keeps one open just incase, Kim shakes her head and chuckles under her breath, closing her eyes too. Melissa is ahead of the game, not wanting to piss off the scream queen anymore. Daff closes her other eye, and starts to mumble some odd words under her breath. Trish raises her eyebrow and turns her head in the direction Daff's sitting, as she does her mumbling stops.

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "WE have a preasence in our midst..."

As she says that, the next room over, Chris Jericho stopped down into the kitchen for a midnight snack. He shuts the fridge door and goes to walk into the dinning room, he pushes the door open and see's the girls sitting in the dim room with there eyes shut, and most importantly..there guards down. He gets a cocky grin on his face as he puts his glass of milk on the counter, and his handful of Oreo cookies next to the glass. He wipes his hands on his pajama pants as he walks out the front doorway of the kitchen, he peeks around the corner making sure they're the same way before.He sees they are, and mumbles to himself.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Ohh this is too good to pass up.."

He slowly walks around the corner as quietly he can and goes under the table? Daffney jumps and looks around with her eyes closed still.

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "There's someone in the room with us here.. THEY KNOW KAT AND THEY SAY SHE'S FULL...FULL OF SHIT! YEA! And so is Syxx.."

Trish lets out a little chuckle.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Ha atleast someone knows the real them.."

Daff squeezes Trish's hand, Trish stops and listens. As Jericho goes under the table, they all hear a creek from the floor. He stops shutting his eyes trying not to make a noise. Melissa opens her eyes looking around scared but trying not to show it.

°·.:¤¨Melissa Stratus¨¤:.·° "What was that!?"

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "...YEA..what was that!?"

Daffney lowers her head to the table, still her eyes shut, she looks up and her eyes are rolled in the back of her head, and starts to shake, making demonic sounds.

°·.:¤¨Melissa Stratus¨¤:.·° "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL!?"

Melissa slaps Kim's arm, Kim opens her eyes and sees Daff.

°·.:¤¨Kim Kanner¨¤:.·° "Daffney!?"

Trish opens her one eye and looks at Daff, her other eye opens both growing wide. She slowly rest her head on the edge of the table. Kim goes to poke Daffney's arm, as she does Daff pops up, making the other three jump.

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "MAN, i'm just fuckin with ya..how pussy do ya have to be?"

Trish gets an angry look on her face, Kim laughs and so does Melissa.

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "Ah c'mon Stratus it was funny..admit it.."

Trish shakes her head then starts to laugh.

°·.:¤¨Trish Stratus¨¤:.·° "Ok..enough bs..let's do this really ok?"

Daff nods and all four of them close their eyes again.

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "The almighty Dark Lord..what will come of Kat, April and Gail in the future..will they finally shut up? Or will we just have to do it for them? Give us the answer the whole world is looking for."

Silence fills the room, not even a breath can be heard. Chris smirks, putting his hands on the table to lift it up, Kim lets out a soft sigh, she uncrosses her legs and then goes to cross them again but kicks Jericho in the process, he jumps up startled himself and lifts the table off the ground for a brief moment. Melissa falls back in the chair, Kim and Trish jumps up and stare at Daffney, who's staring straight ahead.

°·.:¤¨Daffney Unger¨¤:.·° "Now that definitley wasn't me this time!'

Melissa recovers from her accident and sees that Jericho's under the table. He smiles at her and crawls out from under the table as fast as he can, taking off through the house.

°·.:¤¨Melissa Stratus¨¤:.·° "NO IT WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND!"

Melissa runs through the kitchen door that leads through from the dinning room trying to cut him off. Trish, Kim and Daff jump up and run through the house too. He stops and notices it's quiet all of a sudden. He runs over to the steps only to have his foot grabbed by Trish who's laughing. He laughs too but starts pulling her up the steps with him, Kim runs over and grabs onto Trish making Chris fall down onto the stairs.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "HEY HEY NO PULLING OF THE PANTS JUNIOR!"

Chris pulls and so does Trish and Kim who's laughing still. Chris gets away from the two finally, he grabs onto his pajama pants so they won't fall down as he runs into the bedroom. Before he slams the door he points to Trish and Kim who're now laying down on the steps.

°·.:¤¨Chris Jericho¨¤:.·° "Good night Toronto!"

He waves his fingers and slams the door shut, having the scene fade to black on Trish and Kim who're giggling like school girls, sitting on the steps.

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