[01] what's your first name? Mary [02] middle name? Elaine [03] last name? J P [04] nicknames? Pookie,Sweetums,Sweetie,Hunny,Pooh Bear,FuzzBall,Psycho Princess,Moo,Bitch,Slut,Whore, Skank,Hooker,Prostitute [05] age? None of Your Business [06] gender? Female [07] birthday? 4/19/88 [08] your sign? Aries [09] where do you live? As in wha? South Houston,Tx,in a House [10] do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yeah [11] if so what's her/his name? Jorge [12] have you ever been in love? Duh,I am now [13] who are/were your crushes? Just Jorge [14] do you have any piercings, or want any piercings? Yes,Want more [15] if so what do you have/want pierced? HAVE Ears...want Belly Button,Eyebrow,Nose,Tongue [16] do you have a tattoo or want one? Want a few actually [17] if so what kind and where? I want crow's wings or angel wings on my Back,a Cresant Moon around my Belly Button,and a Black Rose on my Shoulder [18] where do you shop at the most? Puff N' Stuff,Eros 1207,Spencer Gifts,Hot Topic,Torrid,GFLA... [19] what color is your hair? Medium/Dark Brunette [20] what color are your eyes? Fudge Brown [21] how tall are you and how much do you weigh? 5'2,Yes I'm short,and I weigh Secret lbs,I'm not telling...but I am fat [23] do you smoke? Fuck No [24] do your friends smoke? Sometimes [25] who are your closest friends? Jorge is my man,Tiffany and Kasey [26] who are your friends? Kasey,Tiffany,Nikki,Alexis, Chelli,Kelli,Laura,Jackie [27] who are your best friends online? Tiffany [28] do you like bath & body works? Yeah,It's okay [29] kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? Alberto V05 Sun Rippend Raspberries [30] is your hair short or long? Really Long [31] do you like to shop? Yepp [32] what sports do you play? I don't play sports [33] what turns you on? physically: Bigger/Built guys,Taller guys,Nice Smiles,Bellies,Nice asses [34] what turns you off? Perverts,Conceided assholes,and Guys who are into the way a girl looks [35] what place do you go for fun? Numbers,Concerts,The Mall/The Movies(to make fun of dumb hoes) [36] what do you do for fun? Annoy the hell out of people people [37] how many phones do you have in your house? only 2 lines,but damn...umm,phones?1,2,3,4,5...about 5 [38] how many tv's do you have in your house? 4 [39] what's your favorite food(s)? I love Cheeseburgers and Fries from McDonalds,Mashed Potatoes and Gravy and Chicken Strips from KFC or Church's Chicken,Pizza and Italian Cheese Bread from Little Ceaser's Pizza,American Potatoe Skins and Pizza from Spankey's Pizza,Chicken Baja Gorditas,Beef Baja Chalupas,and Taco Supreme's from Taco Bell,Cheese Enchiladas with Beans,Spanish Rice,Tamales,and that Green Dip Stuff from Casa Ole,Cheese Enchiladas,Mexican Rice,and Chicken Tortas from Taqueria Tepatitlan.Salads and Cheese Covered Potatoe Wedges from Golden Corral,Salads from Barry's Burger Barn,Popcorn Shrimp and Cheesesticks from Red Lobster...thats about all.Oh,Chicken Sandwiches with Swiss Cheese from Jack in the Box.Okay,so I love to eat.Big fuckin deal. [40] do you look like anyone famous? Uh,no [41] do you think ricky martin is muy guapo (very handsome)? Uh,Fuck no,he's a FAG [42] who are the most attractive people you know? Jorge!!! [43] are you a virgin? A virgin with a son??? HA! I don't think so. [44] do you wish to be like your parents? Hell no,Fuck no,NO NO NO [45] what cologne should a hot guy wear? Candies or Curve(for GUYS) [46] what are you listening to right now? Nothing [47] what time is it? Time to get a fuckin watch [48] how many hours per day do you spend talking on the phone? Maybe 3,I dunno [49] do you have your own phone line? Sorta [50] have you ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? Uh,Duhr [51] what are your favorite shoes? My favorite shoes are my 'Demonia' 5 Inch Platform Lace Up Boots(BLACK of course) [52] what kind of clothes do you sleep in? Long T-Shirts [53] what's your favorite soda? Sprite or Dr. Pepper [54] what things do you say a lot? FUCK OFF! KISS MY DOGS ASS! GO TO HELL! HOLE! BITCH! ASSHOLE! ASSHAIR! SLUT! I HATE YOU! YOU HAVE PROBLEMS! GO AWAY! I'M SLEEPING,LEMME ALONE! [56] who is the coolest person in the world? My Nana! [57] do you think you're weird or funny? I'm both [58] what would you prefer thong or bikini? Thong baby! [59] who was the last person you called? Jorge [60] where do you wanna get married? I'm not sure...Maybe a big old Catholic Church,or at the Beach [61] who is the hottest girl/guy in your school? I dont pay attention to anyones looks. [62] what are your favorite girl names? Lilliana Christine,Lilliana Ilithia Kaye,Leticia Marie [63] what are your favorite guy names? Joe,Anthony,Aurthur,Jorge,Miguel,Andre [64] what's your worst memory in the past 5 years? Losing a close family member : ( [65] what's your favorite childhood memory? Just being a child is a good memory [66] what is your favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell [67] who do you really hate? Truely hate? Nobody. [68] do you have any brothers and sisters? Yes [69] if so, names? Nick,Jon,and Trinity [70] do you have a pool? Not anymore [71] do you have a spa? Nope [72] are you stupid? No bitch,No [73] what are you addicted to? Fattening foods and the Opposite Sex [74] do you like jewelry? Yeah,It's cool to have [75] who do you wish you were? I happen to like being me,believe it or not [76] who has it easier, boys or girls? Boys,those damn bastards [77] would you rather be short or tall? Short [78] do you like to dance? I cant dance worth a shit,I WISH I could [79] do you like playing pranks on people? Hell yeah! Always! [80] what's your least favorite subject in school? Math blows [81] what's your favorite subject in school? Art kicks ass [82] what time is it? 9:41 p.m. [83] what college do you wanna go to? The Art Institute of Houston [84] what school do you go to now? I'm going to go to South Houston High School [85] do you have a playstation or nintendo 64? Neither [85] if so, what are your favorite games? None [87] do you sleep a lot? I always sleep [88] what are your favorite radio stations? 94.5 The Buzz! [90] are you a morning person? Oh God no [91] what's your favorite tv station? MTV,VH1,E!,Comedy Central,Cartoon Network,and The Spice Channel [92] do you shave? Uh,duh... My Legs,Armpits,and ~Kitty Kitty~ [93] how often do you shower? Mmm,Don't ask? [94] do you get along with your parents? Yeah,sometimes [95] what room do you spend the most time in? Lately,my room [96] how many rooms does your house have? 7...2 bedrooms,a kitchen,a bathroom,a living room,and a laundry room [97] what do you wanna be when you're out of school? Maybe a Web Designer/Graphic Designer [98] do you curse a lot? Fuck Yes I do [99] are you ticklish? Yes!Damn you! [101] what are you wearing right now? Clothes you pervert! [102] do you go to church? Not at the moment,I'll probably start going soon though [103] do you like the person who sent you this? I stole it from somebody's DeadJournal,and yeah,she's cool [104] do you believe in god? Yes [105] do you like to watch pda's? Huh??? [106] do you show pda? What??? [107] do you believe in love at first sight? Yes I do [108] what color tooth brush do you use? Dunno,it's White and Purple with Light and Green Bristles [109] how many times a day do you brush your teeth? 1 [110] who is your favorite cartoon character? Betty Book,she's so fuckin awsome [111] do you have a job? Not yet [113] what's your favorite fruit? Raspberries [114] what's your favorite veggies? Is rice a veggie?Potatoes I guess. [115] what's your favorite candy? Reeses Peanut Butter Cups [116] what was the best day of your life so far? Giving birth to my son is #1 and Moving in with Nana and A.J. and being able to live here with people who truely love and care for me [117] what are you gonna do today? Do chores,Sleep,and be with Jorge [118] are you momma's little angel? Hell no,but my son is! [119] do you wear body spray? Yes,Raspberry Scented = ) [120] who is the sweetest girl? Kasey [121] who is the sweetest guy? Jorge,and my Son [122] are you wearing nail polish now? No [123] if so, what color? I have Black on Black by SinFul Colours [124] how many rings or necklaces do you own? I dunno,a few? [125] do you wear a watch? Yes [126] did/do you have braces? Yes,had [127] are you tired? Very [129] do you have freckles? No [130] what are you thinking right now? This thing is too damn long [131] are you having fun? Not really [132] what time is it? Time to get a fuckin watch [133] who makes you laugh? My Family and Friends,sometimes Idiotic Strangers [134] who was/is your favorite teacher? Miss Proft [136] what is the best concert you have ever been to? Iron Maiden [137] what is your favorite dream? The One that Already Came True [138] what is your worst dream? I block them out of my memory [139] are you tired of filling this out yet? Yeah [140] who of your friends do you think will get bored with this? Probably everyone [141] who sent this lovely survey to you? I STOLE IT! [142] what's your worst memory as a little kid? Being fat,Ugly,and Depressed all the time [143] have you ever cheated on anyone/been cheated on? Yeah [144] do you believe in santa claus? No you dumbass [145] do you believe in ghosts? Yeah,very interesting topic what's better? choose one,neither,or both [146] rap or r&b? Both [147] pop or rock? Rock [148] rock or metal? Both [149] classical or jazz? Classical [150] hanson or manson? Manson [151] koRn or 311? KoRn [152] no doubt or garbage? Both [153] jewel or fiona apple? Both [154] offspring or nine inch nails? NIN [155] sugar ray or tool? Tool [156] bakstreet boys or nsync? Neither [157] joey mcintyre or jordan knight? Neither your opinions [158] what do you think about boy bands? FAGS! [159] what do you think about country? Gay shitkicking Shit [160] what do you think about heavy metal? Love it baby! [161] what do you think about rap? It's alright [162] what do you think about r&b? It's okay [163] do you think nkotb are coming back? I dunno,it's possible yes or no or eh [164] like hanson? NO [165] like *nsync? No [166] like backstreet boys? No [167] like koRn? Yes [168] like orgy? Yes [169] like sugar ray? Eh [170] like metalica? Yes [171] like no doubt? Yes [172] like britney spears? No [173] like aaron carter? No [174] like b*witched? No [175] like joey mcintrye? No [176] like jordan knight? No [177] like busta rymes? Eh [178] like offspring? Eh [179] like ricky martin? No [180] like coolio? Eh [181] like janet jackson? No [182] like spice girls? No [183] like all saints? No [184] like c-note? No [185] like 98?? No [186] like 5ive? No [187] like tlc? Eh [188] like take 5? No [189] like moffats? No [190] like jennifer love hewit? No [191] like dixie chicks? No [192] like mariah carey? No [193] like eyc? No [194] like brandy? Eh [195] like eminem? Eh [196] like shania twain? No [197] like monica? Eh [198] like mya? No [200] like blessed unions of soul? Yes? [201] like bare naked ladies? Eh [202] like robbie williams? No [203] like sixpence none the richer? Eh [203] like limp bizkit? Yes [203a] do you like the beach boys? No [203b] do you like def leppard? Yes [203c] do you like whitesnake? Yes [203d] do you like queen? Yes [203e] do you like elton john? No [203f] do you like RETMAN? No [203g] do you like depeche mode? Yes [204] how many cd's do you have? Not too many [205] what cd's are in your cd player? My own Little Mix [206] how many tapes do you have? A Couple [207] do you own videos of your favorite group? No [208] do you record your favorite group when they're on tv? Sometimes [209] are you obbsessed with your favorite group/singer/band? No [210] what's the oldest group/singer you are still listening to? Jimi Hendrix [211] are most of your friends music freaks? Yeah [212] what do you think of the girls and the whole teeny bopper thing? I enjoy making fun of them,it's fun [213] have you ever paid for a pay-per-view? Yes [215] do you ever buy merchandise of your favorite group? Yes [216] what tv station is better...mtv or vh1? Both are okay [217]what is the worst show on mtv? That fuckin Real World/Road Rules shit [218] what is the best show on mtv? Jackass of course [219] if you could marry any music person who would it be? No one,they have too many problems [220] what is the worst cd you own? Oh God...I don't know [221] what's your favorite movie soundtrack? Strangland or The Crow [222] friend(s) that looks most like you? Tiff [223] friend(s) you go to for advice? Kasey,lol,a few others [224] friend(s) you have the most fun with? Anyone I can fuck around with and laugh about,I can have fun with. [225] friend(s) you can do nothing with and still have fun with? All the friends I have...which is not too many [226] friend(s) you've dreamt about? I dunno,almost all,they were just weird dreams...about weird stuff [228] friend(s) you tell your secrets to? Most of them... [229] boxers or briefs? Boxers! [230] long or short hair? Either! [231] dark or blonde? Dark! [232] tall or short? Tall! [234] mr. sensitive or mr. funny? Both! [236] dark or light eyes? Dark Eyes! [237] hat or no hat? No hat [238] ears pierced or no? dont care [239] tan or fair? tan I guess [240] freckles or none? Don't Care [241] stubble or neatly shaved? Don't Care [242] rugged outdoorsy type or sportsy type? Either [243] all american, homie g,or grundge?Umm,dont care [245] accent or american? Still don't care,although accents are sexy on preferences [246] mt. dew or surge? Mt. Dew [247] mcdonalds or burger king? Both are good but cheap [248] coke or pepsi? Coke [249] rather marry the perfect lover or perfect friend? Both I guess [250] sweet or sour? Sweet [251] chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate [252] tea or coffee? Tea [253] sappy/action/comedy/horror? Horror [254] cats or dogs? Both [256] cool ranch or nacho cheese? Cool Ranch [257] mud or jello wrestling? Mmmm,Jello...Tasty [258] with or without ice-cubes? With [260] milk/dark/white chocolate? Milk [261] shine or rain? Both [262] top or bottom? Top [263] favorite season? Spring or Winter,whichever [264] strawberry or cherry? Cherries are kinky but Strawberries are better : P [265] skiing or boarding? Boarding [266] cake or cookies? Cake [267] cereal or toast? Cereal [268] car or truck? Car [269] night or day? Night [270] gloves or mittens? Mittens [271] pager or cell phone? Cell Phone [272] bunk bed or waterbed? Waterbed [273] chewing gum or hard candy? Hard Candy [274] motor boat or canoe? Motor Boat [275] lights on or off? On what's your favorite? [276] what's your favorite color? Black,Red,Midnight Blue,Hot Pink [277] what's your favorite number? 7 or 13 or 69 [278] what's your favorite drink? Sprite or Dr. Pepper [279] what's your favorite childrens book? 'Best Friends' by Steven Kellogg and 'Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs' by Judith Barrett [280] what's your favorite animal? I love all creatures of this earth...except for cheating boyfriends,married men,men who have girlfriends,men who have kids,etc...They suck. [281] what's your favorite holiday? Halloween,and my Son's Birthday [282] what's your favorite quote? I like alot of quotes,so... "I used to be schizophrenic,but we're better now" [283] what's your favorite sound? My son [284] what's your favorite ice cream flavor? Raspberry,duh [285] what's your favorite song ever? 'Time Baby III' by Medicine [286] what's your favorite movie? Crazy/Beautiful,Real Women Have Curves,Red Dragon,The Crow,The Ring,House of 1000 Corpses,Strangeland [287] what's your favorite tv show? Jackass on MTV [288] what's your favorite radio station? 94.5 The Buzz [289] what's your favorite place? Here with Nana,Joe,and A.J. [290] what's your favorite game? A little game called "Hide the Sausage" [291] what's your favorite scent? Raspberry,Strawberry,or any Tropical Fruit Scent [292] what's your favorite food? ALL KINDS! [293] what's your favorite shape? Mmmm,something long,hard,smoothe...what???? [294] what's your favorite texture? Soft? [295] what's your house gonna look like? Just a house,duh [296] do you want pets? Yepp [297] how many kids do you want? I already got one,so 3 or 4 total [298] who are your favorite people? Any people? MY SON,Nana,A.J.,Jorge,Bettie Page,Marilyn Monroe,Betty Boop,Courtney Love,Drew Barrymore on relationships [299] what does your ideal girlfriend/boyfriend look like? Dark brown eyes or Green Eyes,Taller(at least 5'10),preferably Big and Thick,preferably dark skin,Medium/Dark tan,or Medium/Light Skin [300] how do they act? Sweet,Caring,Loving,Kinky,etc [301] where is your dream date? Go to a nice resturaunt,take a walk on the beach,and have a goodnight kiss [302] do you like to call or be called? Be Called [303] move anywhere, where would it be? Cancun,Mexico [304] what time is it now? Time to get a fuckin watch
~Links~
My Best Work
Torrid,Plus Sizes for Punks
Absolute Corsets(enough said)
