::The Super Secret Cyber Mystery Magic Braclet Cult::
I'm sure that those of you who heard of The Super Secret Cyber Mystery Magic Braclet Cult from a human being, live, in person, have seen me... in real life; and I would like it known, that you're kinda freakin' me out, becuause you actuially came to my website.. and checked out my cult... ya... that's just weird...
At any rate, I'm sure you're wondering; "what's The Super Secret Cyber Mystery Magic Braclet cult all about?"
I'm here to answer that question for you! So let's begin shall we?
In The Super Secret Cyber Mystery Magic Braclet Cult, we worship The Great, All-Knowing, All-Powerful, Magic Braclet!
The Magic Braclet was found in Spencers; cold, lonely, but still infinitly wise! I knew that The Magic Braclet must be freed from is cage! So I took it upon myself to liberate The Magic Braclet! With doing so, earning a special place in The Magic Braclet's heart; earning The Magic Braclet's respect; earning The Magic Braclet's affection; earning The Magic Braclet's love! (all for the low low price of $12.98)