I Don't Have My Homework	I Was Brought Home by the Police
10. I was walking to school, so as my dear mother could have a break, when out of no where I got mugged!!!! They tried to take my homework!!! I fought like a mad dog to get that assignment back but is was no use, they were much to strong. sorry	10. There was a deer in the middle of the road and it totaled the car because it came right at us. We had to file a report and the police offered us a ride home.
9. I was feeding the fish and doin' this assignment at the same time, when I dropped it in the water, and before I could fish it out, pardon the pun, my gold fish fluffy ATE IT!!!! There was nothing I could do. Sorry.	9. We were going down the freeway when a car slams into the side of us and then four or five other cars pilled up on us and it was a horrible scene, but thankfully the police could give us a ride home.
8. It was abducted by aliens, and it was either me or it, sorry.	8. Well the story goes, we were on our way out of the Movie Theater when just at that second the car was being stolen. So we thought we’d take the bus but we missed the last bus so we thought okay we’ll just walk. All of a sudden it begins to rain so we decided to stay in this little café till it stops. Well just at that second the café was being robbed so we were held hostage. It was a long a hard struggle but we made it threw it. When the police arrived we told them the story and they took us home.
7. My house was about to catch on fire, and so I had to use this homework assignment to put out the flames before it spread to far.	7. As we walked to the dark and cold ally way to get to the car out of no where thirty ninjas come our way and we had to fight them off. Well just at that moment in time a police officer was walking past the ally way and stopped and helped us. The police officer single-handed fought off the ninjas and then he walked us safely to our car. On the way to the car this giant robot crushed the car so the police officer gave us a ride home.
6. Remember that show, teenage mutant ninja turtles? well turns out they're real, and they only wanted my homework... sorry.	6. I plead the fifth.
5. Um…well I thought I heard a noise and didn’t want to startled the both of you so I went to check it out on my own. I went outside a struggled with the intruder for hours and than he began to run down the street so I ran after him. The police at that very moment where out looking for that particular man and I told my story and they gladly took me home.
4. My brain could not be come to the phone, please hang up and try again. sorry.	4. A flying saucer abducted the car. We told the police what happened so they took us home.
3. My cat ate it...?	3.) We asked them for a ride home because we didn’t want to be late.
2. Remember that possum you ran over well it sprung back to life adn ran over my homework, and so i cant turn it in. sorry	2.) I was doing a ride along.
1. AHHHHHHH!!! IT BURRRNNNNS!!!! HELP ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!	1.) I wanted to know what it felt like to be in the back of a police car

I Fell Asleep On the Lawn	I was late to school
10. I felt like sleeping under the stars.	10. There was a lot of traffic this morning because of a car accident that was caused by a moose in the road.
9. You locked me out.	9. A cow was standing in my lawn.
8. I lost my key.	8. I woke up late, more like twenty minutes ago because I was out all night putting the moose’s and cows on lawns and streets.
7. I was out putting cow’s and moose’s on lawns and streets.	7. My car wanted a cigarette so I pulled over and let it.
6. I just fell asleep.	6. My chauffeur died
5. It seemed like a good idea at that time.	5. I had to make an emergence trip out to Florida to try out for American Idol.
4. I was doing some late night cleaning in the yard.	4. You didn’t give us homework.
3. My key didn’t work.	3. I forgot to do it.
2. It’s just the funniest thing.	2. I just felt like taking my time.
1. I wasn’t sure if it was the right house.	1. Because I can.