Hey everyone! Ever wanted to know where that tubby piece of shit Shawn (a.k.a. Shaker360) lives? Well here you go!

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Portrait of a Fatass Loser  Name: Shawn Kaufman  a.k.a. DJ Ravage  a.k.a. Shaker360  Sex: Male  D.O.B: 05/03/1977  Hair: Brown  Eyes: Brown  Height: 5'11  Weight: 250

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And when he's not sucking in general, he's sucking the ass of the well known Hellraver, who, might I add has a much cooler name and reputation than "DJ Ravage". Who the fuck ever heard of DJ Ravage? His name don't ring no bells! Ain't nobody never heard of no Shaker360 either! You ask someone at Downtime a.k.a. Albion a.k.a. Batcave if they ever heard of "DJ Ravage", and they'll be like, "Who!?" And when you point up at the stage where you see him during his religious Saturday night Hellraver bootlickings and say, "That's him", they'll say, "Aww haaayyylee nahhh! That nigga be a punk!"

You can see the wonderful examples of his own stupidity on his horrible LiveJournal here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/shaker360, or you can go to his poorly designed "website", which is nothing but a few lines of text and worthless babble, along with a few pics of his truck, like someone really gives a shit about it, here: http://www.industrial1320.8m.com/.

I would like to formally encourage anyone who may stumble upon this page to go to this dick-nosed idiots house and kick his fat ass. He is pretty fat so you might need a weapon. I suggest large, yet lightweight objects, such as chairs, 2 x 4's, trash cans, and so fourth. Basically all of the items he himself enjoys seeing people get hit with when he watches stupid ass wrestling while he lies around on the couch with his big ass gut that looks like he's smuggling a beach ball. Irony at its best!

So why does that neanderthal Shawn need to have his info blown up on the web? Because he's a fucking pussy who likes to fuck with people and thinks he's big and bad like he can intimidate someone, when we all know he's just a bungling jester of stupidity here for our amusement. What's worse is that I've also learned that he likes to threaten, intimidate, and hit females. Yeah, that's a real manly thing to do. Better watch out! He likes to beat on girls! Nigga please! He's a 100% punk ass bitch! I don't really have to put this page up, he makes himself look stupid enough all on his own! But for those of you who don't know what kind of shit he likes to pull, or how much of a jackass he really is, this page is a well needed beacon. And as for morality, there really is no one more deserving than this loser to have his info thrown out here. He had this shit coming and he knows why.

*Note* - DJ Hellraver has requested that he not be mentioned on this site. I only mentioned him because he is directly associated with the facts, being that Shawn has been deemed "Hellraver's Shadow". I would like to state for the record that DJ Hellraver has nothing to do with this site, its contents, or its creator.

Shawn Fun Facts!

Shawn is 26 years old and still lives with his Mother in Long Island, who drives him to the train stop every week when he goes out becuase he won't drive his stupid truck to the city.

Shawn was arrested on a vehicular based charge, and only spent 3 measly days in jail going through central booking and being processed, yet he thinks this makes him a hardened badass.

Shawn amazingly has a job, but he works at a fucking Starbucks slinging coffee all day, trying to act like he's uber underground in a mainstream pop culture corporate chain store.

Shawn is an avid LiveJournal User and Poster, which is a service that's designed as an eDiary, who's member base consists mostly of teen females.

Shawn spends most of his money souping up his truck and eating, which would be much better spent on a membership to a gym, a personal trainer, or lyposuction.

Shawn used to work at a Lazer Tag place called QZar where he went by the alias "Bishop", which as most people know is the Chess piece that most closely resembles a penis.

Shawn is a D&D (Dungeons & Dragons) player, which is the favorite pastime of dateless wonders who like to go to Star Trek conventions and use Linux.

Dish Some Dirt

Shaker360 Sucks needs your help! Do you have any dirt on Shawn that he wouldn't want posted? Do you know any of his sensitive personal secrets? Do you just fucking hate him as much as everyone else does? Well send an email to shaker360sucks@yahoo.com and I'll post it here! All submissions will be kept private and anonymous. You can also create an anonymous free email account on a site like Hotmail to send any info, in case you're concerned about your identity. Any info will be posted, and it's validity will not be questioned!

Thanks to all readers who are helping to submit Fun Facts or Dish Dirt!

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