Questions for Trent
Questions for Trent and the Rest of NIN
Questions Involving Other Celebrities
Questions about Everything Else
The Answer to the Meathead Accusation
Q: If you're really Trent Reznor, why don't you have a fancy blog with your own server?
Trent: See here. And if you want something better, go buy me a LiveJournal.
Danny: He's just too lazy.
Q: Do you know anyone in the Mississippi area?
Trent: No. Do you seriously think I venture outside of Nothing Studios?! My video games are there!!!
Danny: Yeah, he's a loser with no life.
Trent: Fuck you. *bang bang bang*
Danny: A sexy loser! A sexy loser! Please don't smash my guitar...
Q: Why do you have Rob enslaved?
Trent: Maybe.
Q: I love you.
Trent: Oh no! Not you too!
Q: Why do you hate Maynard so much?
Trent: Grr. That fucker. I AM SEXIER.
Q: I seriously doubt that the real Trent Reznor would use words like 'ikkle-poo.'
Trent: Fuck you.
Rob: Ikkle-poo. Hahahahaha--
Trent: So? *smack*
Rob: Ow ow ow-- sorry, master! I beg forgiveness!
Trent: You don't sound sorry enough.
Q: Why haven't you answered my question yet?!
Trent: Where does it fucking say that I'm going to answer all of your questions?
Questions for Trent and the Rest of Nine Inch Nails
Q: When's the next album coming out?
Trent: Soon.
Danny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- I mean, soon.
Q: Dude, what the hell is up with nin.com?
Trent: I am so fucking clever, that's what.
Rob: HELP HELP SAVE ME I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE
Trent: Shut up.
Questions Involving Other Celebrities
Q: Were you, Maynard, Marilyn Manson, and Billy Corgan ever in the same room together? If so, what was said?
Trent: You know, this has happened several times. We're very polite to each other, although on one occassion we got very drunk and passed out. I'm not sure exactly what happened, but I do remember Maynard having two lovely shiners and me and Billy with cut up lips. I'm guessing Marilyn was a pansy like he always is and backed out of the fight. You could ask Rob what happened. He usually stays sober during these things... the tiniest bit of alcohol is rather dangerous for him.
Rob: That evil bastard Trent won't let me have any beer, that's why I stay sober. Yeah, well, anyway, it's a long story... but let me just say, platform shoes come in real handy when three guys gang up on you... never mind, two, Marilyn doesn't count because he was skulking behind them. And a shaved head means no hair to grip on... believe me, that Maynard nearly made Trent go prematurely bald. Very good at ripping.
Danny: Me and the other bassists were in the other room-- segregation is a terrible thing, but then again, all lead singers are assholes. Wait, Maynard's pretty decent, but that's probably why he's always getting beat up. But anyway, yeah. I remember that Paz said something about Billy not being as great as Maynard. And then Twiggy said, "No, I'm not going back to Manson! I'm fine where I am!" Oh yeah, and don't give any liquor to Rob, he's got a nervous condition.
Rob: I do not. *twitch twitch*
Questions About Everything Else
Q: Are you really Trent Reznor?
Alan Rickman: No.
(See here.)
Q: If you aren't really Trent Reznor, then how did you get that pic?
There is a program called Photoshop.
Q: You're not funny. Stop making fun of Trent. He's a god.
My bad.
Q: Why do you hate Maynard so much?
Shouldn't that be obvious? He's only an amazing artist and genius and enlightened one, and I only own all his albums + other paraphernelia. Jeez. Get smart, dumbass. Maynard sucks.
Q: Are you Meathead?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
No.
I have not, nor have ever claimed to be Meathead.
I'm sorry if you believed Meathead to be some weird, egotistical bastard who secretly wants to be Trent, but that's really your problem.
If you notice, Meathead writes under the name of Meathead. He is also at theninhotline.com. He is also better with html, dammit.
Q: Stop being such a Meathead wannabe.
Resner is not a parody column at a NIN news site, making fun of absolutely everything with unholy glee. And anyway, I don't know how to do flash. Goddammit.
The only thing that Trent Resner has in common with "The Meathead Perspective" is humor. And NIN. And crap done with Photoshop.
But thats beside the point.
Q: Why do you update so often?
Because you've got to catch up with Trent's frequent updates, moron!!
Q: Who are you, then?
Trent: Eh?
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