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THEE ALMIGHTY SHOE STORY Well we both had shoes that were suppose to get married in grade 5, but steve shot his shoe and it was sad because it died. Then there was a super dooper big war between the gnomes and the bartenders, and Steves other shoe drank all the beer and then everyone exploded except Tom Cruise. Hes ultra cool because he gave me and Steve lollipops, but then he died because his penis was overloaded with semen because he never masterbated or had sex often (steves idea) and so that made him explode into a bajillion peices.And then after the Diabolical Turkey ate Godzilla and escaped from Tokyo which is located in Japan, and traveled to Nikas house and threatened to eat her if she didnt feed it her shoes and then i found out that the Diabolical Turkey came from the Mutant Turkey Vulture-Like-Thing that poops out Diabolical Turkeys to become its sex-slave-minions and take over the universe. SPONTANIOUSLEY WRITTEN BY SHUZE AND STEVE!
