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What's been said?


Well, hopefully by this point, a lot, but knowing me, not too much, seeing how none of it has any real content or purpose

How I say it.

  • {5.8.5}

    :: makes an excruciating sounding ahem noise ::
    Hello there anyone and everyone. This is your former, newly elected God of this realm, undefeated since the late '01! Well, not to mention unchallenged, but I just did.

    Anyway, This fiscal year shows nearly negative flow, and to remedy this situation, I have come up with a solution that may seem quite impossible to you all at first, but let me assure you, if ever they needed a plan to describe foolproof.

    As for my past rule, no comment other than this shall be made.

    Now, as the almighty, I have the power to create, and destroy. Some of you that are unfortunate to be in the areas that I decide to destroy, and just going to have to buck up, put on a smile and accept apocolypse... or write a detailed and lenghty letter of complaint, to my complaint department, which happens to be currently floundering around with existance.

    Areas under construction and future plans of life are unknown not only by my general population, but myself as well, so therefore, anything and everything I make will usually come as a surprise, and a night of drinking one more than way too many bottles of Nestle flavored water.

    And now, on with the show.

    NOW PLAYING
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    Ďдأłﻹ Ņ℮Ẁک...αή₫ ฟЋầτ-иøτ.
    Good Morning, I'm Ozzy Mouri, your not, and... annnd....
    And now, the fake news
    This section is now going to be host to a new segment known only as "DIDJAK NOW", featuring the following:

  • The amount of gold dissolved in the oceans is nearly ten million tons, which is about 180 times the total amount of gold dug in mines in the entire history of humanity
  • Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
  • I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? (and the answer would obviously be a half dollar and a nickel)

    Well, thats all for this evening. Good night and have a pleasent tomorrow.