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{1.19.6}
Hmm... fuck man, I haven't worked on this in... well forever. But, isn't that's how it's gone in... well... forever?
So shit, what do I do now? Should I shoot up heroin? HAHAHA No. Although, some people have had some dreams about me doing so.
I could just put up a bunch of random mumbo jumbo that is about nothing that seems like it's secretly about something that doesn't even exist... wow, thats a freakin mouthful. And complicated, only extremely simple. I seem to be about that when writing sometimes, about extremes, from one point to another. Then again, I didn't realize this until about ah.... uhhh 24 seconds ago.
All of this is really boring, only exciting. I just like the fact that I am writing on a keyboard. For some reason, it brings me a small amount of joy to fly thrillingly across this 100+ buttoned controller.
And thats the end of that one.
I'm just sitting here with Jacob at the moment, listening to... ummm NOW PLAYING
Superjoint Ritual
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"This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely
You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........"
Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
Good Morning, I'm Ozzy Mouri, your not, and... annnd....
And now, the fake news
This section is now going to be host to a new segment known only as "DIDJAK NOW", featuring the following:
The amount of gold dissolved in the oceans is nearly ten million tons, which is about 180 times the total amount of gold dug in mines in the entire history of humanityYour stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? (and the answer would obviously be a half dollar and a nickel)Well, thats all for this evening. Good night and have a pleasent tomorrow.
Jeff Bridges as "The Dude" in The Big Lebowski
Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
~Jack Handey
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