dododododooooooo!
okay, hmmmm, oh yes, homecoming! i'm going with andre! yay! and i NEED to find a frickin shawl thingie before it! whaaaaaaaaaa! my aunt doesn't have any so that means i have to go buy one for like 20 bucks... hmm, that's 10 for the ticket, 20 for pics, 10 for camara, 15 for dinner and however much for that bootenear thingy my mom was talking about... iiiiieeeeeeeeee!!! that doesn't include the dress and my eyebrows and makeup and hair and all the other stuff... woooooooooh! oh well... that's life. hmmm... i have a sudden craving for crab legs adn eggrolls... yay! next weekend is the start of bow season! woooooooowhoooooooooo! *dance* hhhmmmm, i find it highly amusing but someone is mad at me because of one of my stories... hehehe, i feel like an antichrist or something... *bows before manson* not that i am one or ever will be one mind you all... hmmmmmmmmm, well, it's getting late... i'm going to go to bed and laugh at all the stupid, childish things that are going on in my life... such as it seems that everyone is fighting right before homecoming and here we all are going out to dinner as a group... better keep everyone seperated... or in strieght jackets and muzzels.... no sharp objects... my date's hurt himself more in one summer than tony hawk in six years... lol... poor frodo... toodles!
Munky Gets a Monkey!
ok, a story from FanDomination.Net and so i post it on here...
Munky Gets a Monkey.
By scruffin584
One day, while on tour, the guys of KoRn decided to stop at a small town for thier day off. David stayed at the hotel, with the bus, to play in the video arcade, Fieldy wondered out alone in search of a strip joint and Jon and Head went sight seeing in the downtown strip. So this left Munky all by his lonesome, with a fancy rental car and a whole lot of money and no one to help spend it.
Driving on the outskirts of the small victorian port town, he came to an unusual pet shop on the side of the highway.
"Hmmm... time to stock up on fish food for Brian's fancy chinese show betta." He quickly turned into the turn lane and waited for a clear spot in the line of traffic to come.
Finally he got through and found a parking spot amoung a water fountain and some gerainiums. Walking in, he came upon a long hallway. To his right, there was a door way which next to it sat a sign that said "Exotic Pets" over the doorway hung green beads and fake vines.
"Ooooooooooo.... exotic is gooood..." Mischivious smirk on his milk chocolete face, and hands rubbing together, he stepped into the adjoining hallway. It lead to a large room with jungle forests painted on the walls. Around the room, he saw cages and tanks full of wonderful and horrible looking creatures. One animal inparticular caught his dark brown eyes.
"Awwwwwwwww!" He walked over to a big cage where a baby spider monkey clung to a big stuffed Garfield plushie. It looked up at him, it's small black eyes, like that of a heart broken puppy, all big and watery looking. James fell in love with it on the spot. His eyes got all big and watery and he started to feel all ushi-gooshi inside. He put a caliused finger to the bars of the cage and the little monkey reached out a tiny paw to tough it.
At that moment, James' heart melted and he felt like his legs had turned to soggy butter. Just then, a strange shop worker wearing a brightly colored kimono appeared into the room and ruined the perfect moment.
"Excuse me sir, would like any asistence?" James looked at the tiny baby in the cage for a second longer and turned to the young man with mismatched eyes behind him. Thinking about how much this guy looked like a Japanese Marilyn Manson, he took his wallet out of his back pocket, it's chain fallowing, he replied.
"Yes, as a fatter of fact you can. I'd like to buy this monkey."
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Later that day, David was in the bus, playing Disney's Emperor's New Groove-Groove Center, on Jon's lab top and Fieldy was sitting at the 'kitchen' table looking like he was reading a guitar magizine when in reality, he was reading a cheesy romance novel he had picked up at the local bookstore.
Jon and Head were still out walking about and reeking havoc on the downtown area when James returned with his new pet. The bus was rather dark and when he opened the door, Daivd screeched in displeasure and covered his eyes.
James closed the door and droped his load of heavy plastic bags on the coach and walked back to the bathroom. He walked past Fieldy and Fieldy turned his head to get a better look at the back of the guitarist's head.
"Yo Munky! Looks like you need to get your dreds redone! It looks like you've got the wildlife foundation in there!" The bathroom door shut and the sound of water could be heard through out the bus.
Evening came and Fieldy was asleep in his bunk and David was watching Lord of the Rings, clutching to his framed picture of Liv Tyler naked when Jon and Head came back from sight seeing with a bunch of shopping bags full of different things.
"Hey David, catch!" The youngest member turned his body, eyes still on the screen which showed Liv Tyler playing tonsel hocky with Viggo Moretenson... lucky fool... and cought the small parcel tosed at him.
Head looked at him for a moment and shool his head. "You're welcome!"
Jon rumaged through on of the bags and found a medium sized box.
"Hey David, is Munks around?" The youngster didn't reply but then the screen fliped to a bunch of grumpy old dwarves and he snapped out of his trance.
"Huh, did somebody say something?"
"Yeah, I asked you if Munks was anywhere around." David thought for a sec and then replied, his eyes once again glued to the flat screen TV due to the appearence of his big lipped crush.
"Yeah, he's in the bathroom... matter of fact, he's been in it for three hours... don't know what he's doing... fell in maybe..." He trailed off and Jon raised a pierced eyebrow in mild annoyence.
He walked over the the bathroom door and knocked a couple of times.
"Hey, James, you in there man?" He put his ear to the door and could hear fits of quiet giggles and a few little screeches. "Yo Munky, what are you doing in there man, I thought we made it clear that there were to be no groupies on the bus man..." He heard more little chirps and odd sounds and decided enough was enough. "That's it man, I'm coming in there... you better not have anyone in there with yo--"
He opened the door and found the guitarist sitting on the toilet, pants up, swinging a small baby monkey back and forth on his fingers. Jon's jaw droped and his cold heart melted on the spot.
"Awwwwwwww!" Munky looked at the singer as if he had interupted something important. As his attention was distracted from the monkey, it jumped onto his shoulder and started to pick around in his dreds, looking for bugs and dead skin.
Jon looked at the new arivel for a second longer and then cleared his throat.
"Ahem, so, James, where did this come frrm? You do know that I have asthma, right?" He couldn't help staring at the simmion picking through his companion's hair, out the corner of his eye. James looked at him and shrugged.
"So, that's dogs you're allergic to. Nanner's a monkey... you're not allergic to me so that means I can keep her!"
Hearing the noise and camotion in the bathroom, Head, David and a sleepy Fieldy walk up behind Jon to see what the problem was.
"Awwwwwwwwww! Munky's got a monkey!" Their girlish squeals could be heard halfway across the nearby highway.
well, tell me how you like it!
