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It was close to the beginning of the annual Ozzfest tour and the guys of KoRn were making last minute plans as far as what they were gonna bring with them. It had been two years since Munky had brought Nanners to the tour bus and now he was planning on bringing her again. The day had come for the five guys to meet at the apointed spot which just so happened to be outside Munky's "swingin' " bachlor pad. Once all the gang was there, they all double checked their things and packed into the bus, Fieldy running back to his car cause he forgot his 'spare guitar case' which truthfully contained more romance novels and a few random Xena, Days of Our Lives and Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan fictions which he had printed out off from the Internet. Everything was going fine, the roads weren't too bad, and the bathroom hadn't flooded yet, the A/C was out but that wasn't a biggy. The bus was rather quiet too. Jon was in his bunk getting some beauty sleep after spending half an hour complaining about how he kept having nightmares at home about South American, Dutch speaking, Lawn Gnomes coming after him and selling his hair on ebay and Tinker Gnomes taking his eyebrow rings and using them in strange tomato paste experiments involving green salad dressing. Fieldy was lost in another of his books, Head was kicking back, listening to his Spine Shank CD, and Munky was watching David try to beat the Water Temple on Zelda Ocarina of Time for his N64. Nanners sat perched on top of the refrigerater in the kitchen area, studdying the humans around her. These humans were so stupid. They took all her master's attention away from her. When he would groom her, one of them woud always get him to do something for them. When he would play with her and let her swing around on his arms, those humans would always interfear and her human would go away. Sometimes he'd come back from outside with them, smelling strange, wavering about and regurgitate his food. She didn't like these humans. They made her playmate sick. But over the time they had done this, she had discovered the order of the group and was confused to say the least. They were so unlike her master and her. Why did he stay with these foul creatures? The one with the strange noises coming from his head, he was master's best friend, companion... but she was his companion. The one sitting on the floor in front of the moving box, he was the inferior one... not much of a threat. The large one with skin like her master's, he was a threat to her master. He made her master smell bad and get sick... therefore he was a threat to her. The other one with the long hair that mumbled and rocked back and forth, he was unpredictable... but he made for a good buffet, she could give him that. But at times they all hurt her master or made him leave her for them. This made her angery. Nanners was a smart and sharp witted monkey. They were threats to her way of life. They would pay. For now, she watched them from her nice cool post, not bothered by the heat like the humans below... she would wait... for now.
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