..((A scene opens up in what seems to be a VIP room. There isn't much there except for two people...and alot of things on a table. The room is a champagne-color white with lossa sea-shells on it. The two people seen earlier are sitting down in chairs, both of them extremely pale in complexion. One we know as the Scream Queen Daffney Unger..the other is a male. He has long flowing black hair (much like our heroine), an Edward Scissorhands-looking suit, and alot of finger rings. This man puts his elbow onto the chair's arm, and hooks his pinkey finger ring onto the ring on his lip. Daffney smirks and crosses her arms))..

..::"The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger::..
Thanks a bunch Dani for having me here.

..::"The Man behind the Cradle" Dani (Davey) Filth::..
It's not a bother. It's nice to see an old friend once in a while.

..::Daffney Unger::..
I imagine..How long is it until you have to go out on stage?

..::Dani Filth::..
Ah, not a hell of alot. But I always have time for a friend. So.. tell me..what's been going on?

..::Daffney Unger::..
Not a hell of alot.. I think I'm starting to go insane..

..::Dani Filth::..
Shannon, we already knew that. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Adrian says 'greetings'.

..::Daffney Unger::..
..Yey. Tell Adrian I said 'hi.'

..::Dani Filth::..
Bloody hell, these communists are only letting me drink this vile beer..What would be nice is red wine...bottles of it.

..::Daffney Unger::..
You damned alcoholic. How is Luna?

..::Dani Filth::..
Luna is grand, she always is.... I can tell something is wrong with you, even without my sight. What is it?

..::Daffney Unger::..
I told you partially earlier..I think I'm going insane. Not just a eeensie tiny bit, I'm saying like raving lunatic. But other then that..My confidence in myself is wary. Hell..since I haven't been wrestling in like...months... I'm beginning to think I'm losing my ability. I don't think I'm going to be able to win my match come this Sunday..

..::Dani Filth::..
And what match is that, may I ask?..

..::Daffney Unger::..
Well..it's this fatal fourway for this women's title. I have to face three other women for it..and decimate them in order to win.

..::Dani Filth::..
Oh come now, Shannon! That shouldn't be a problem for you whatsoever. You're 'Daffney'! You have the ability to do that. I haven't lost confidence in you once... I shouldn't have to now.

..::Daffney Unger::..
Aaah perhaps you're right. It's all in my head. I am going to win, aren't I?

..::Dani Filth::..
I haven't the slightest doubt. Tell me, since I lack the ability to see...What do your competitors look like?

..::Daffney Unger::..
They look like females...

..::Dani Filth::..
Like I'd imagine them some other way. But seriously..

..::Daffney Unger::..
One's a red head, the other two brunettes. The red head looks like a man, one of the brunettes looks like an overstuffed stuffed animal..and the third has a really disgusting look on her face alot of the time..

..::Dani Filth::..
From the sounds of those descriptions...You don't really like these women much, do you?

..::Daffney Unger::..
Noo. Not really. They're the epitome of practically everything that I hate.

..::Dani Filth::..
What do you hate?

..::Daffney Unger::..
I'd really not to go into specifics, there's alot of things. My birthday is coming up soon...what are you going to get me?!

..::Dani Filth::..
Toni and I were thinking about getting you...that one hardcover of that one..comic book you like so much..

..::Daffney Unger::..
....JTHM?!

..::Dani Filth::..
Yes, that's the one. What do you find so interesting about that comic anyways?

..::Daffney Unger::..
If you've read one, you'd understand. And ..you haven't.

..::Dani Filth::..
I'd never know what you see in a lot of things, but that's why you're different from I. How is wrestling for you?

..::Daffney Unger::..
Just..peeeeachy. Really peeeachy. I'm going to get a match soon...My first one in practically..months..

..::Dani Filth::..
Is that all you wish to disclose with me?

..::Daffney Unger::..
That's all you need to know.

..::Dani Filth::..
Shannon Clare..come now..you used to tell me everything..what's so different now?

..::Daffney Unger::..
I've told you practically everything that there is to tell! Besides, don't put me on a guilt trip..Dani.

..::Dani Filth::..
It's natural and it was completely unintended. Well.. I'm sure the people want me on stage now...They can't get enough of me...Next time you're in the western part of Europe...find me and you, Luna, Toni and I will go for a spin.

..::Daffney Unger::..
Righty-o.

..((Dani gets up from his chair and leaves the room. Daffney puts her fingers together in sort of a steeple form and sighs))..

..::Daffney Unger::..
Well fuck....Like that was of any help to me...

..((She gets up and starts walking out of the room. This scene fades to black))..

Scene Two: A..cruising...on the street w/a feeew buddiez

..((We open up a new scene in what seems to be an extremely messy car. One person is in the backseat, two in the front. Music is playing extremely loud, various songs from the band 'Plague'. Our view switches around slightly, and we see who's in the back seat. It is definite female, with lots of blonde hair. Her eyes stare wide through the windshield, apparently not seeing much. This female is one infected with Narcolepsy. Her name is Chelsea Burgess. We turn our view again to the front seat. There are two more females there. One of them we've seen before, Daffney. The other is someone completely different. She has medium black hair with two white streaks. She wears a white tee shirt, and black bondage pants. This individual's name is Rio or Riot, the basis of the cartoon soon to come : Happy Noodle Riot. Nothing much happens except head-banging and maybe speeding up so another car doesn't pass. Riot stands up and puts her head out of the sun roof and throws things at other cars, mainly articles of food. Soon we come to a stop at some city block. Chelsea snaps to and runs out of the car. Daffney and Riot turn and shout things out of the window))..

..::"Psychotic Cookie Monster" Riot::..
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?!

..::"The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger::..
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!! YOU MIGHT GET RUN OVER!!! THEN WE'LL LAUGH!!!!

..::"The Damned Narcoleptic" Chelsea Burgess::..
I'll be fine! I'll be okay!! Just wait and see! I won't fall asleep on the road!!!

..((Chelsea runs into a building. Daffney and Riot are astounded..She didn't fall asleep. 15 minutes later Chelsea runs back into the car, all happy like. Daffney blinks and Riot turns around in her seat))..

..::Riot::..
..What are you so happy about?

..::Chelsea Burgess::..
I...did something! Something very beneficial to my health!

..::Daffney Unger::..
Well fuck..What did you do?

..::Chelsea Burgess::..
Well..Like I'm going to tell you guyses, you silly birdies!

..::Daffney Unger::..
..Silly birdies. ....Birdies. ....

..((Riot bites at the air))..

..::Riot::..
Birdies!! AAAGHH!

..::Daffney Unger::..
SIT!! WE MOVE!!

..((She presses her foot to the gas pedal, and they accelerate forwards. Riot falls into the backseat and then starts giggling madly. Chelsea only blinks then looks up through the sun-roof))..

..::Chelsea::..
You know what's strange?...I'm usually asleep by now..

..::Riot::..
BIRDIES!! NO!! EAT!!!!

..::Daffney::..
That's right...What an odd phenomenon... Hey...What the fuck?! You're supposed to be asleep..

..::Chelsea::..
But I'm not! For I am special!!

..::Daffney::..
Like hell you are. YOU'VE BEEN TAKING MEDICATION!!!

..::Chelsea::..
...Dammit.. There goes the surprise. THANKS!!

..::Daffney::..
I know...You're welcome!

..::Riot::..
*in a sing song voice*
I dun like der drugs but der drugs like me...

..((She puts her head up and starts shaking her ass in the seat. Riot makes funny noises in the process))..

..::Daffney::..
Oh what idiotic friends I have. But that's okaaaay.

..::Riot::..
BUT YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!

..::Daffney::..
You only think so...

..((Riot starts whining and then bites Daffney on the arm))..

..::Daffney::..
Okay okay.. so I do!

..::Riot::..
YEY!

..::Daffney::..
Funny it seems. I haven't seen you guyses in such a long time. What have you been doing?!

..::Riot::..
BIRDIE BIRDIE BIRDIE!! I'VE BEEN DOING MARIUS'S BIRDIE!!

..::Daffney::..
Yep. That sounds like you. And quite frankly I don't want to know that li'l tid-bit there.

..::Riot::..
You must know!!

..::Daffney::..
No I must not!! That's just sick!!

..::Chelsea::..
Well I'm just fine, thank you for asking. What have you been doing?

..::Daffney::..
Not a hell of alot..I got back into wrestling again...yay me!

..::Chelsea::..
Oh yay.

..::Riot::..
Bling bling baby..

..::Daffney::..
..She's gone Brook-ish!! AAAHHHH!!!!

..((Riot puts her hands to her mouth))..

..::Brooke's Voice::..
BAHAHAHAHA

..((All the girls shriek))..

..::Daffney::..
Okay what the hell?!

..::Chelsea::..
Oh nothing whatsoever. I think I did that. I can imitate voices, ya know.

..((Chelsea reaches forward and changes CDs. She pops in Space Ghost's Musical Bar-Be-Que. She fiddles around with the track numbers, and comes to the one about 'beans'. Daffney widens her eyes as if in remembrance))..

..::Daffney::..
I REMEMBER THIS!!!!

..::Chelsea::..
Me too...Isn't it great?

..::Riot::..
I LIKE BEANS...DINKIDOO!!

..::Daffney::..
You've all gone insane..

-- |End Roleplay |--

For your listening pleasure The song you are listening to is (if you can hear it):
The theme from Resident Evil - Ground Zero
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This roleplay was made by the WWEx's Daffney Unger aka Meleza Draven aka Milissa O. Banner made by moi, layout design by moi. Steal it...and I will gladly come after you with a rusty butcher knife. I am in no way affiliated with Daffney/Shannon in any way shape or form. And with all that said an' done, I bid you adieu.