..((A scene opens up in the middle of a dark, dark room. There appears to be nothing there, with the exception of footsteps. A light suddenly turns on, and all we see is a hunter-green coloured room. There isn't much there, with the exception of a person, a table and a chair or two within the room. The camera zooms around and takes a look at this person. The person is definite female, with a extremely pale complexion. The woman's long black hair is swept up into braided pigtails as not to get in the way or something. Her eyes are decorated with dark eyemake up, and her lips the same color. Going further down we see she's wearing a shirt that reads Z?. Further down there are black capris followed by red and black striped stockings, all leading to her slightly elevated shoes. Sooner or later she has come to be identified as the Germanic Princess, Daffney Unger. She bites her lower lip and looks around))..

..::"The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger::..
Oh lovely..It's green. Out of all the colors of the rainbow, it has to be...green. Joy.

..((Daffney puts her hans on her hips and looks around once more, as if waiting for something. After what seems to be about 15 minutes or so, a door opens and closes. Daffney and the camera turns to look at the "thing" entering. It turns to be the Raw interviewer person - Terri. She smiles weakly and waves at the camera. Daffney places an arm to her stomach and her other in the air, and bows))..

..::"Raw Interviewer" Terri formerly Runnels::..
Hello, Daffney!

..::Daffney Unger::..
Guten tag.

..((Terri and Daffney both take seats in the chairs provided. Terri turns to Daffney, who does nothing in return))..

..::Terri::..
Well...we haven't heard from you much except from what we've seen on Vampiro's promos...How are you?

..::Daffney Unger::..
As well as can be expected.

..::Terri::..
Um..How does it feel to be on Raw, I should ask..

..::Daffney Unger::..
It feels fine, I think..I don't know how to really respond to that...kind of question.

..::Terri::..
...
Coming on Sunday at the Royal Rumble you have a match for the women's title! It's supposed to be a fatal fourway between you, Lita, Stephanie and Victoria. What do you think about that?

..::Daffney Unger::..
What I think...is that this little match of mine..is going to be a big opportunity for me to show exactly who I am and what I'm doing here.

..::Terri::..
And what are you here to do?

..::Daffney Unger::..
I'm here to dominate. To destroy utterly. To fuck with people's minds. And to be here with my boyfriend.

..::Terri::..
And why on earth would you want to do a thing like that?

..::Daffney Unger::..
Well..'why on earth would you' wear that horrendous blouse? Or have that horrid hair color? Because you want to. And that's my reasoning. Because I want to.

..((Terri puts a hand to her hair))..

..::Terri::..
I do not have horrid hair color..

..::Daffney Unger::..
From my point of view....Yeeeaah you do.

..::Terri::..
Enough about my hair! It's just fine..On to other things..We're going to do something called word association. Are you familiar with that?

..::Daffney Unger::..
Quite.

..::Terri::..
Well then. Let's begin.
Fatal four way.

..::Daffney Unger::..
A very gory movie.

..::Terri::..
Women's title.

..::Daffney Unger::..
Something I don't have.

..::Terri::..
..Stephanie McMahon?

..::Daffney Unger::..
Obese cow.

..::Terri::..
Lita?

..::Daffney Unger::..
Had a sex change, or undergoing one.

..::Terri::..
Victoria?

..::Daffney Unger::..
Wonderbread..

..((Terri looks confused a second and crosses her arms. Daffney puts her leg over the other and puts her fingertips together))..

..::Daffney Unger::..
Was?

..::Terri::..
Did you say 'wash'?

..::Daffney Unger::..
No I did not; I said the German equivalent to the word 'what' in English.

..::Terri::..
Oh, I see. Well...give me a general opinion of what you think is going to happen..This Sunday.

..::Daffney Unger::..
My opinion...Well...In my opinion this Sunday is going to be rather exciting, for the women, anyhow. We have a women's match with great competitors. Oh hell, I'm not here to give compliments to anyone. As previously stated I'm up against Lita, Stephanie, and Victoria. This should be a rather easy match if I do say so. I've never wrestled any of them, but I know what they are like. Each one is the same after the next. Trying to go up in the air, only to come crashing back down. Each one of them thinks they are the greatest thing to ever happen to the wrestling world. Each one of them thinks she is better then the rest of us lowly mortals. It really is a saddening sight to see. While the rest of us are not given the time of day, they see themselves an inspiration to the rest of the people. They see themselves a ground-breaker, a progress-maker. They forget the people who put them there, and gladly step over the others who lay down for them. Sooner or later, this progress has to stop. We don't want these poor ladies to get ahead of themselves. Wait, they already have. Their egos are insatiable, their confidence astounding, but their physical ability to prove themselves is ..despicable, if you will. None of them can prove that she is the better person. The time is of now to prove them all wrong. Their egos need to be inflated, their hopes derelict, and all their happiness...dead. I'm just a person out of the people chosen to do this deed. I shall be like Cassius, who plans the demise of Julius Caesar, then sees it through. Unlike Cassius, I shall not kill myself when Marcus Brutus dies.
These women I am up against...they are nothing but plastic barbies, with living, breathing skin. They haven't done anything to improve the world, they haven't done anything of any importance whatsoever. All they do...is get a manicure, a sex change, get two or three breast implants, then throw weak punches, expecting them to hurt. And now...they do all that and get a women's title shot. I admit I didn't do much on my front to get this, but I would have, gladly. I.. will stand up for the minority, I will be the martyr here. I think what I'll now do is go on and talk about each of my opponents, individually.
The first one up on my list is : Stephanie McMahon. This woman is a catastrophe walking. At first when she started out wrestling, she was this boring individual just brought in for the hell of it. Next, she was engaged to Test. Then married to Triple H. Then, as I last remember, the almighty general manager of Smackdown. Her looks improved greatly during her metamorphosis, going from thin and bare, to inflated and yet still thin, to an obese, inflated woman. Her wrestling skills aren't much to dwell upon, except she won the women's championship ..what..once? And she had help from her then lover, Triple H. Oh wow. How thrilling! Yes, this woman really has it in her to win. It shows.
The next item up for bid is : Lita. I've watched her progress as well. She was in Mexico for a while, then was in ECW under the names Angelica and Miss Congeniality. She didn't really do much, except get injured by a few people and wear hot pants, shaking her hips. Oh yes, a real career in the making. Next she was in the WWF as Essa Rios's valet. That ended up well, didn't it? After a while she came to be the third Hardy in the group 'Team Xtreme' or the Hardy Boyz if it was just the brothers. Then they broke off, Lita won a championship, then broke her neck. Wow. The thong wearing, moonsault botching, limp noodle of a girl finally landed a ticket out of the business. After a year, she comes back. Wow! Right as rain..But then..her moves still suck. Her looks..She looks like a fucking he/she. I wonder if at any time at all she was a man...It's probable. Wouldn't leave that little tid-bit out. Her moves aren't that great. She fucks up on most of her moonsaults, landing either chest to stomach or stomach to chest. It's supposed to be chest to chest or stomach to stomach. Sorry. And then when she 'punches' someone, they miss completely! Let's not fail to mention that when she gets injured somewhat, she's out of the running completely. She wouldn't be much of a challenge, really. The only reason why she's as popular as she is, is because of her thong-exposed days. Or that is my opinion.
Last and certainly least: The champion herself, Victoria. Out of the other two girls, I can identify with her. We're both somewhat crazy, both have mental problems. But there's a difference..She seems to have more mental problems then I. Once again I have followed this woman's career. Professionally anyhow. I am unaware of her actions in the independent federations, but I know she came to the WWF as one of the Godfather's ho's once or twice. She was in Eddie Guererro's shower once. Then she comes now as Molly Holly's trainee or something. She's a success, holding to her name the women's title like twice. Oh joy. I love the costumes she wears once in a while...except for the pink ones.. Her looks.. aren't that credible, but oh well. Now she has this idea that she's..."the Queen of Raw". I'm supposing she thinks this has its advantages and whatnot, she being 'the best' now. I'm sure. Soon she'll be stripped of that title, either by myself, Lita or Stephanie. I hope to whatever higher power up there that it is myself.
Raw needs to be saved from the likes of these women. I'm just the kind of person to do so. Out of the kindness of my desolate heart, I entreat you, please...go kill yourselves. It will save all of us 5 minutes worth of grief, seeing all of you girls on screen!
I really have been harsh with all of them, but oh well. They don't really see the error of their ways, but I will teach them. And they will evolve. Their happiness is only but a fading passion, and soon they will be stuck in the night of the weeping forest. Happiness and hope are only temporary, ladies, as you are soon to find out. You are the 'goodness in the world' so to speak, and I am the ever rising evil. As my favorite singer Dani once said...
The Gates of Hell are waiting, as you see
There's no price to pay, just follow me
I take your lost soul from the grave
Jesus knows your soul cannot be saved...
And in this fashion, the souls of the pitiless ladies will be mine. The hopes of their fans, will be destroyed. All will be lost, except my will to win, and my will is going to prevail. That title is mine.

..::Terri::..
Those are some EXTREMELY harsh words, Daffney.

..::Daffney Unger::..
What's your point?

..::Terri::..
No point whatsoever. I'd like to thank you for your time, Daffney. Let's talk again some time...

..::Daffney::..
das Vergnügen ist mein.

..::Terri::..
Whatever that means. Bye bye!

..::Daffney Unger::..
A-bye.

..((Terri gets up with her little microphone thingy and hurriedly scurries out of the room. Daffney smirks then stands up. She dusts herself off and turns out of the room))..

..Scene Two: Nothing in Particular>

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..((We come back from a seeming commercial break that came in like so:

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We are now in a long hallway, Daffney coming down it. Her shirt seems to have changed, now with a cartoonish character. This character holds two knives in his hands, tightly kept to his body. Underneath this character reads "Nny". She seems to saying something with a sing-song voice. Here are the words as followed:

..::Daffney Unger::..
Oh, süsses Midian,
das ich für thee am Herzen verzweifele gekommenes bloßes ich auf Flügeln des Graveyard beraubten Leders nicht brenne zu, dem Vergnügen tiefe Geheimnisse in den Spurten nach Dunkelheit...

..((She stops singing if just for a moment and turns around. She turns her head from left to right, as if looking for something. Daffney finds nothing and goes about looking. She doesn't find it... and continues on her way))..

..::Daffney Unger::..
"I am as dusk come to ravish the light
Steal me from their stares and mute christ into night
I will answer thy prayers
If thou Wouldst drink of my life...."

..((She turns a corner and looks both ways, again looking for something. A small half smile comes to her face as she looks on. Her finger reaches out and pokes someone on the shoulder. This person whose shoulder she touches turns to be none other than Vampiro. He tilts his head slightly and looks at Daffney))..

..::"The Canadian Vampire" Vampiro::..
..I thought you had gotten cut and was no longer here...

..::Daffney Unger::..
Nah..They can't get rid of me that easily..

..((Vampiro opens his arms, and Daffney jumps into them))..

..::Daffney Unger::..
Je t'aime...

..::Vampiro::..
That isn't German...

..::Daffney Unger::..
I know.. What language it is and the translation of it I leave to you..

..((The scene fades to black, so ending this promo))..

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This roleplay was made by the WWEx's Daffney Unger aka Meleza Draven aka Milissa O. Banner made by moi, layout design by moi. Steal it...and I will gladly come after you with a rusty butcher knife. I am in no way affiliated with Daffney/Shannon in any way shape or form. And with all that said an' done, I bid you adieu.