1. Mr. Zabel is a faggot, he's a damn dirty slut.

2. Mr. Zabel is still a slut that takes it in the ass.

3. The Assistant Principle, Mr. Fenton Dixon (Dick) is a sneaky lil' bastard

4. The Principle Mrs. Mallory, always walks around with a damn smile on her face like she doesn't know what the hell is going on. and don't try to talk to her if you have a problem with a teacher, she'll tell the teacher who made the complaint, and you'll be screwed the rest year.

5. damnit that Mr. Zabel is a slut!.

6. The food sucks ass.

7. If you dress gothic at NorthSide, "Dick" will make sure to say something about it, and make some damn rule so you can't wear all black. Because he's gay like that.