Deaths Adventures At The Mall

I decided one day to call my good friend Death up one day to see if he was up for some good quality time at the mall. He agreed: "Wow Chris, i bet the mall would be a great place to hang out and make friends, play water polo sport, drink the blood of the lamb, and harvest the souls of the innocent!" So we decided to meet eachother there at 6:00 P.M. in the foodcourt for an awsome time!

As soon as we got there of course Death wanted to hit the arcade and play some extreme snowboarding first person games, look there he is!

Although a truly great time, extreme snowboarding first person didn't even compare to the "machine gun shoot 'em ups" as my buddy Death likes to call them. Now doesn't that look like a blast?

Oops... there he goes shooting more innocent law enforcement officers!

Fwew all that hardcore game playing can make one reaper I know a little thirsty. There he goes to that drinking fountain again, I told him those things would make him HIV+ but he just wont listen, hehehe.

I told him that drinking that water would make a funny copper/iron taste in his mouth but he just wouldn't listen, so he made me go to wendy's with him and buy him a "Medium Frosty Dairy Dessert." But of course those silly teenage workers were all backed up so in the mean time we decided to take a snapshot by the 'Dave' portrait. Isn't that cute?

Here we are at the end of our journey, Death (left) and Josh (right) decided the entrance would make a better picture because we really didn't want to leave a place that we had so much fun in. I hope you enjoyed the ride I know I sure did!

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