LIFE OF A MOSHER

Welcome one and all to the world of the MAD MOSHER. ....I was born on April 2, 1986. I am about 6'tall and my current weight and rising is 186 lbs. I am currently playing in two local bands. First one is RAVAD. This band consists of me, Andy Bibb, Josh Bibb, David Baker, and Harley Baker. We are a pure punk rock band with a little metal added along the way. My other band is called SPAZ. It consists of me, Herbie Clifford, and Steve Balint. It is a hardcore metal band. Very different from RAVAD. I am in the 11th grade at boring ass South Central Highschool. I hate school just as much as I hate preppy ass bitches. My goal in life is to make it big in the music business, smoke as much weed as possible, and kill all preppy bitch boys. I am currently in a relationship with Nicky. I love her very much. She is a bid goth so shes got to be cool. Read on to the bottom for some of my quotes that i have said along the years.... " In 1970, when Jimi Hendrix died, made people realize that the powerful music of the 60's were over but not dead." "Life is like a roller coaster. If you ride it enough times you will get used to it." " Music is like the ocean. No matter how much trash you throw at it, it will never die." " If i knew the world will be full of preps then I would end it all right now." Visit again sometime to read more. I will update this site as much as possible. Thats it for now. Come back soon and there will be more. If you want to read some of my poetry please go to joshs website. click the link at the bottom and go to his site. Click under homies then click poet by the name jacob. There you will find my poetry.

MY FELLOW ROCKERS

• Josh- Lead singer of the band RAVAD. This guy is one crazy mother fucker. Anybody who can piss on the side of Taco Bell and not get caught has to have some talent. He is the only guy I know besides Herbie and Steve that can match my crazy tactics.
• Andy- Andy is my fellow guitarist in the band RAVAD. He is a bit different then me. Actually alot different. He is very relaxed. I swear if you set his hair on fire all he would do is be calm and not panic. He would pollitely walk to a toilet and stick his head in.
• David- Truely the only guy I know who is on the Rag all the time. His constant mood swings will make anybody wanna turn around and slap the shit out of him. He is the drummer for the band RAVAD.
• Herbie- One of the biggest juggalos I know. He always has time to destroy a preppy school dance with a good moshpit. Lead singer for the band SPAZ.
• Steve- Steve is the craziest motherfucker alive. This guy will do anything for pain. He is alergic to needles yet everytime i see him he has some sort of pointy object lodged somewhere in his skin.
• Tidwell- My cousin by law. Not choice. He is the roadie for RAVAD. He is alot like Andy because he is very relaxed. He is a HUGE backstreet boys fan.
• Jordan- One of nicest girls I know. Always in the mood for a good laugh. Shes always perky 24/7. She always sticks up for her friends.
• Emma- She is the one and only groupie for RAVAD. She has nice boobs. They are nice and big. They feel good too( belive me I know). *i'll never forget the night in the van coming home from clarksville.*
• Nicky- She is the love of my life. She is a goth rocker from Elizabeth, just like me. Asking her out nearly cost me a friendship but it was all worth it becasue i love her.

WHERE I SURF

Mx Tabs
Herbies web site
Snapdragon Expressway
Musician Friend
Tha Carnival(awesome Juggelete pics)
Joshs website