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Greetings and welcome to my site. Hell if I know (or even care) how you trampled upon my beautiful site, but still: WELCOME! This is my web page. Admire it in all of its splendor!! ADMIRE IT!!! Oh, sorry about that kids... anyways... look at my website and love it! The comic above is just one of my many thoughts that was perfectly expressed by Jhonen Vasquez (he created that comic-JtHM-look it up). This month's list is the top five things (in no real order) that will infact DOOM our Earth. Read and enjoy! ;)

Top Five Thing That Are Plotting Against Us!!

• SQUID- I have come to this conclusion because this kid in my second period class one day was telling us about this show he was watching. It was about how when humans die out that they will be the next species to be on top of the food chain. THEY WILL RULE US WITH AN IRON FIST!!!!
• ROACHES- Think about it, ok? A millenium of being one of the most hated bugs ever! Year of torment and hatred bottled up... it's got to come out some time or another.
• JELLO- Not really whats doing the plotting... but something that could be used as a tool of DOOM. Think about it... its way to jiggley for my taste.
• ALARM CLOCKS- Secretly that ticking noise is clock communication. They are all talking with each other. I think I'm the only one who understands them. They're plan is to make every one late for every thing getting them fire and dumped by there boy/girlfriends because they're unreliable. Sending the world into a great depression economically and emotionally, because they have no money and there alone and horny.
• PRETZLES- They're already starting to attack. Why, oh, why couldn't we have seen the signs earlier? HUH?!?!? Look! They've already tried to over through the President by killing him! WE'RE SCREWED!!!

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