One day at Fresh Start West Outreach School, Joker's Wilde and her b/f, who has yet to name himself, had nothing to do, seeing as how doing schoolwork was TOTALLY out of the question... this is what was spawned:
1) What could possibly go wrong?
2) What's this button do?
3) Don't worry, I've seen it done on TV!
4) Don't worry my parents won't be home for an hour!
5) Watch this!
6) I'm going to need a chair, some rope, and a box of tacks!
7) You see, what we're going to do is...
8) Just stick this thing in here and...
9) Don't worry, the safety's on!
10) Oh look, it's coming right up to the window!
11) RUN BITCH! RUN!
12) Oops, I slipped!
13) I can fix it!
14) You want to fly don't you!
15) Is it suppposed to be doing that?
16) I promise, it won't hurt a bit!
17) Stop poking it!
18) It's okay, just back up very slowly!
19) Performing heart surgery is easy, watch!
20) Okay. let's try that one more time!
21) Kids, cover your eyes!
22) Oops, I dropped the soap!
23) It's okay, it's only been in the fridge for a month!
24) Let's see if it floats!
25) No I'm sure it can go further!
26) I think we lost him!
27) Houston, we have a problem!
28) A tumor? I thought she was pregnant!
29) Now now daddy, lets all just sit down and RUN TREVOR RUN!!!!
30) Don't worry, it's lubricated!
31) It's dead, lets poke it!
32) Can you keep a secret?
33) You distract her while I read her diary!
34) What do you mean syphilis?
35) Won't mom and dad be surprised!
36) NO DADDY, YOU'RE KILLING HIM!
37) I swear I didn't touch your daughter, she came on to me!
38) No it doesn't hurt very OW! OW! OH GOD!!
39) High voltage?
40) This is gonna suck!
41) DUCK!
42) JUMP JUMP JUMP!....Too late...foo!
43) I didn't know she was your sister!
44) You're pointing your gun the wrong way!
45) Oops....
46) OH SHIT!!! o_o
47) Damn!
48) Wanna buy some weed?
49) I don't think that part matters!
50) It's not my fault the line's crooked! (Drunk test)
51) "SNATCH AND RUN!!"
52) Don't trip!
53) Something tells me we're in trouble!
54) Truth or dare mutherfucker?!
55) Doesn't look hot!
56) Close your eyes and count to three!
57) It appears to be stable!
58) Wanna see something cool?!
59) I don't know her, really!
60) What's that noise?!
61) Want a piece?! Betta step up biatch!
62) It's safe, you can come out now!
63) Whatever you do, don't......
64) Look what I can do!
65) Is it supposed to be that color?
66) Are you sure?
67) How flammable, exactly?
68) I swear I don't know where those panties came from!
69) GRANDMA, NO!!
70) Trust me, it's fool proof!
71) Trevor will do it!
72) Look at Trevor go!
73) Get in the shopping cart and hold on tight. Tighter. Ready?
74) I swear it's totally legal!
75) Pull the lever! NO, NOT THAT LEVER!
76) Foo!
77) Wrong hole!
78) No one will ever know!
79) In broad daylight? Are you crazy?
80) It's not poisonous!
81) Don't worry, it's not contagious!
82) You're not fat honey, your fluffy!
83) I'm gonna go where no man's gone before!
84) Where ma niggas at?
85) You filthy American! (Applies in Canada only)
86) It's bulletproof, don't worry!
87) I can take on anyone!
88) Now, you're sure your dad doesn't own a firearm?
89) If you can do it, so can I!
90) I don't think it's explosive!
91) Now, just like we rehearsed!
92) Are you sure it's a prop?
93) You've done it before, right?
94) I'm sure your parents won't mind!
95) Oh my god it's alive!
96) I can't, it's stuck!
97) Don't worry I know exactly how it works!
98) I think we can fit one more person!
99) Don't worry, he's sleeping!
100) Okay, I think we killed it!
101) What wood chipper?! AHHHHHHH!!!!!
102) How bad can it be?
103) Daddy, I'm pregnant!
104) Uh oh!
105) Stoopid Russians!
106) Let's see what happens if we cover it in kerosene!
107) Let's try out my new rocket skates!
108) I added more bottle rockets this time!
109) He looks friendly enough, let's pet him!
110) Blow on this!
111) I've been training, I can take it!
112) Go ahead, do it. I dare you!
113) Don't touch that....
114) That looks easy enough!
115) Whatch out for that.....ewwww!
116) Shit, it broke!
117) Look, no hands!
118) Ice? Where?
119) I'm a pro, I can jump the gorge easily, check me out!
120) You can swim, can't you?!
121) It's okay, I have life insurance!
Side note: With so many ways to die, it's no wonder people die all the time. *Shakes head*
Props to Joker's Wilde and Trevor.
