DOG TRANSLATOR 3000!!!

The Amazing Invention That Translates What Your Dog Says!!

Monday, May 5th, 2003, 7:22 PM

Hello customers and otherwise! This is the first time that this site has been posted on and this one comes to you from Andrew Murphy a producer here at M.A.H.J.I. Over the last couple of years we have brought you many products like the Dog Translators 500,1000,2000,2900,2999,2999.5, and 2999 version 4.0 Beta testing product serial code 4567 8490 2270. But now we have come up  with a new type of product the Dog Translator 3000! Even though  the prototype looks like someone sat on it everyone here at M.A.H.J.I is excited. Look for more information on this product (and more) soon! This site will be updated every day and we will try our best to make it look good!

By: Andrew Murphy

Tuesday, May 6th, 2003 7:43 PM

We have great news from M.A.H.J.I! We fixed the prototype so that it doesn't look like someone sat on it! It actually looks nice now and we will have a picture soon. The official press release is on Thursday, May 8th. We hope everyone will enjoy our product instead of ridiculing it.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003, 7:35 PM

Okay so tomorrow is our press release and our project is going strong. Not only does our project look good but it works like a charm. Errrr.... except for when the dogs tell us to shove certain things up certain parts which are inappropriate. But anyways the project is well done. Our release date for the project is Monday, May 12, 2003.

Thursday, May 8th, 2003, 8:31 PM

So today we had our press release! It was very successful as all the press looked impressed (hahaha) at our project. There was a question period and we were able to answer most of the questions that they had about the dog translator. We have added a new feature! Now when your dog swears at you it beeps it out! Hooray!

Friday, May 9th, 2003, 8:01 PM

We have bad news. Due to technical difficulties we will not be able to put up any pictures of the dog translator on our website. All we can do is describe it. It looks sort of like a radio. There are a few more switches and instead of things like "AM" or "FM" our translator has things like "translate English" or "translate dog".

Saturday, May 10th ,2003, 8:01 PM

Folks, due to our deadline we will not be doing a television ad for our product :-(. But look out for radio, billboard and magazine ads because those are the ones we will have anyways! So we hope you still love our product and are awaiting the release date.

Sunday, May 11th, 2003, 6:44 PM

Today was a day of excitement here at M.A.H.J.I studios! Today we anticipated tomorrows release and EVERYONE FROM M.A.H.J.I (four people) got together to look at the pro's and cons of the dog translator. We changed the voice modulator so it didn't sound so annoying and we sent everything to our "Company" computers!

Monday, May 11th, 2003, 6:49 AM

Well folks.... this is the end. Today we reveal our product to the public and see how they receive it. But today is also the day I stop writing posts on this website. So we hope you love our new Dog Translator 3000! You can get this product at your local Beer Store and pet shop (any kind).