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- Look at my ass hair -

- You'll see how much it's unfair -

- My life really sucks -

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- My dick is greasy -

- It makes me hot and sleazy -

- My life really sucks -

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- The scent of nutsack -

- It smells like Chris' belly button -

- Dick in the jungle -

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- Chris' dick is small -

- My dick is riding in a sleigh -

- This is fucking dumb -