Cthulhu, The Elder God who rules The Realm of Chaos (Tartarus) has come forth into our world to overthrow it. Unfortunately, he's lost his powers and can only use his knowledge of dark magic to try to get back.
Likes: Insulting people, reading, writing, eating as much pizza as he can and picking on Australians.
Dislikes: Kelly, Mr Buttons, Keaton, Kelly, loud noises, Kelly...and did we mention he dislikes Kelly?


Kelly Lynch (yes, it's me) is a 16 year old Canadian girl that lives near a small town right in an agricultural province. She's very eccentric (or crazy, whichever you like heehee) but is very good natured.
Likes: Drawing, reading classic literature, Keaton, bugging Cthulhu, Mr Buttons and ceaser salad.
Dislikes: Cigarettes, people who swear to often, really loud music and not getting enough sleep.
Click here to see a picture of Kelly in real life.


Keaton (also known as Khalis) is Kelly's significant other. He's 16 years old and also very nice and caring. He comes from Australia and moved to Canada to be with The Kelly. Awwww.
Likes: Music, drawing, writing, wandering around outside and hanging out with Kelly.
Dislikes: When people lie to him, people who won't leave him alone and also not getting enough sleep.
Click here to see a picture of Keaton in real life.


After Keaton moved, he bought himself a two month old kitten from the animal shelter. He named the kitten "Mr Buttons" due to it's small, button eyes. Now, Mr Buttons may act and look sweet when Keaton and Kelly are around...but Cthulhu knows that this kitten is actually a demon.
Likes: Acting cute, licking self, chasing tail and framing Cthulhu.
Dislikes: Getting his tail pulled.