i kno this has nothing to do with canada but penguins are cool.. just sayin

another canada sucks page

I CALL THIS GROUP GICHNA

Girls

In

Canada

Have

No

Ass

send comments to canadaisuncool@yahoo.com and ill post them up

the awesome members bitch

alrite first of all its not even considered racism if u say a country sucks...

yo aye dis be be da GICHNAnizzle site fo shizzle about how girls up in canada aint go no booty and if dey got booty it aint booty worth hittin up cuz dey be canadian and dat aint trippin dawg.. wurrddd

GICHNA started 8/15/03 august fifteenth two thousand three

uh and if someone canadian has a nice ass here... they are in the US not canada so it doesnt count... and if you find someone in canada that has a nice ass that really does then they are cheating and it still doesnt count

why? BECAUSE I SAID SO

wise words from ryan : "one once told m that canada sux balls and he who goes to canada shall be killed but not bu thee monties becuz they suc" party on ryan

only things good in canada

• mary jane is legal
• lower drinking age
• KEEPS CANADIANS OUT OF AMERICA

hmmm yes... the only really great great thing about canada, is it is the home of jones soda...

jones soda is just so great and awesome and its one of the only good canadian things and technically the jones we have is not made in canada, the HQ is in canada but theres a factory that manufactures them here.. and if ur a hard core GICHNA member u will rip off the jones label and drink the great jones soda in the bottle.. cuz thats where it really matters cuz the actual soda is a thing of beauty, and the fortunes on the bottle caps tell the truth, no joke, no im serious, no im really fucking serious, NO SERIOUSLY!

but there is also one additional thing that is great about canada, RUSH is from canada. i mean its RUSH and i have to capitalize RUSH cuz RUSH is so awesome. i mean RUSH has the awesome guys voice and hes like WE ARE THE PRIESTS OF THE TEMPLES OF SYRINX and its like YEA THATS TOTALLY RUSH MAN ROCK ON DYUDYUDYUDYUDYUDYUDYU ya RUSH is awesome

only a few of the bad things in canada

• EVERYTHING
• THE LAWS (except for pot for pot heads and beer for beer heads of course)
• THE COUNTRY IN GENERAL
• mounties suck
• and they offend my religion
• their bacon really actually sucks
• they gave us mad cow disease
• wut good hockey team is in canada...cuz the teams from canada SUCK! even though the whole league is canadian, im right shut up, youre wrong, face it
• also...THEIR BASEBALL SUCKS! who they got the expo's and the blue jays? i dont remember them winning any world series or even getting to the playoffs. ok the blue jays used to be good but not now.
• THEYRE CANADIAN!
• they have tirelands...
• and certain times certain junior football teams go stay in certain houses and find certain kinds of stained underwear.. i wasnt there i just heard from ppl ya.... right on

  shizayum

  the majority of the members i have no idea who they are but theyre cool cuz they hate canada

  GICHNA HEAD MEMBERS:

  HEAD MAN + FOUNDER - dom me)

  1.58983 HEAD MAN + HES ITALIAN - RYAN SOMETHING-ETTO

  SECOND HEAD MAN + CO FOUNDER - alzom (alex w.)

  GICHNA ADVISOR AND VETERAN - miguel (the man who started canadian hating with me back in the day)

  HEAD OF EXECUTIVES - julio

  THE COOL GUY - el casey-o

  EXECUTIVE PLATINUM PIMP (that is non chalant)

  dennis

  EXECUTIVE PIMPS

  pimpin executive pimp - matt

  rain aka mr cheeks

  tom

  daniel

  christian

  erik

  brian

  connor

  stewart

  tyler t

  dr loveee

  EXECUTIVE PLATINUM PIMPETTE

  lizzie

  EXECUTIVE PIMPETTES

  sexy executive pimpette - amy

  katrina

  priscilla

  PIMPS/PIMPETTES....

  ////////shannon aka mrs cheeks//////

  /////////////kathleen///////////////

  /////////////john (m)///////////////

  /////////////chris//////////////////

  ///CANADA////callie/////CANADA//////

  /////////////molly//////////////////

  ////SUCKS////laura///////SUCKS//////

  /////////////allison////////////////

  /////////////bryn///////////////////

  /////////////andie//////////////////

  /////////////kim////////////////////

  ///CANADA////ashley//////CANADA/////

  /////////////brianna////////////////

  ///SUCKS/////blair////////SUCKS/////

  /////////////margo//////////////////

  /////////////daniel/////////////////

  /////////////roman//////////////////

  /////////////k8/////////////////////

  /////////////brian t////////////////

  /////////////nicole y///////////////

  /////////////priya//////////////////

  /////////////leanne/////////////////

  /////////////tammie/////////////////

  /////////////kristin////////////////

  /////////////scott//////////////////

  /////////////mike///////////////////

  /////////////johan//////////////////

  /////////////valentina//////////////

  /////////////al/////////////////////

  /////////////frank//////////////////

  /////////////mary///////////////////

  /////////////other mike/////////////

  /////////////phil///////////////////

  /////////////bradley////////////////

  /////////////taaaaaaaaaaaang////////

  /////////////anne///////////////////

  /////////////laura t////////////////

  /////////////andy///////////////////

  /////////////fred///////////////////

  /////////////max////////////////////

  /////////////anna m/////////////////

  /////////////mariana////////////////

  /////////////ryan///////////////////

  /////////////rachel/////////////////

  /////////////leonard////////////////

  /////////////alex///////////////////

  /////////////rachel r///////////////

  /////////////anna //////////////////

  /////////////becca//////////////////

  /////////////nathan/////////////////

  /////////////holly//////////////////

  /////////////lawrence///////////////

  /////////////chelsea////////////////

  /////////////sara///////////////////

  /////////////tyler//////////////////

  /////////////kellen/////////////////

  /////////////johnny/////////////////

  /////////////juliane////////////////

  /////////////olivia/////////////////

  /////////////robert/////////////////

  /////////////tommy//////////////////

  /////////////nancy//////////////////

  /////////////alex w/////////////////

  /////////////sean///////////////////

  /////////////alexa//////////////////

  /////////////michael////////////////

  /////////////matt///////////////////

  /////////////ryan///////////////////

  /////////////annika/////////////////

  /////////////andrea/////////////////

  /////////////jordan/////////////////

  /////////////maria//////////////////

  /////////////maddie/////////////////

  /////////////ricky m////////////////

  /////////////ricky s////////////////

  /////////////ashley/////////////////

  /////////////some other ashley//////

  /////////////julie//////////////////

  /////////////henry//////////////////

  /////////////kurt///////////////////

  /////////////kosta//////////////////

  /////////////greg///////////////////

  /////////////jack///////////////////

  /////////////evan///////////////////

  /////////////ben////////////////////

  /////////////izzy///////////////////

  /////////////trish//////////////////

  /////////////zack///////////////////

  /////////////donny//////////////////

  /////////////jon////////////////////

  /////////////heather////////////////

  /////////////thomas/////////////////

  /////////////brad///////////////////

  /////////////chang//////////////////

  /////////////andrew/////////////////

  /////////////kellen/////////////////

  /////////////will///////////////////

  /////////////curtis/////////////////

  /////////////frank//////////////////

  /////////////john///////////////////

  /////////////george/////////////////

  /////////////allen//////////////////

  /////////////michael////////////////

  /////////////james//////////////////

  /////////////ashley/////////////////

  /////////////kelsi//////////////////

  /////////////naveed/////////////////

  /////////////jon////////////////////

  /////////////allen//////////////////

  /////////////ray////////////////////

  /////////////charles////////////////

  /////////////jordan/////////////////

  /////////////michael////////////////

  132 members...HELL YA

  half of you ppl i have no idea who you are but ok

  if you wanna join tell me

  if you wanna join good for you

  rank order : HEAD MAN, SECOND HEAD MAN, 1.58983 HEAD MAN, HEAD OF EXECUTIVES, EXECUTIVE PLATINUM PIMP = EXECUTIVE PLATINUM PIMPETTE, PIMPIN EXECUTIVE PIMP = SEXY EXECUTIVE PIMPETTE, EXECUTIVE PIMP = EXECUTIVE PIMPETTE, PIMPS/PIMPETTES

  so im kinda like jesus except im not doing it about god stuff... im just kiddin i love you JESUS

  hmmmmm canada has moose.... wow moose

  *note we are kidding about everything we say here and if u dont understand that shut up and realize how gay you are*

  CANADA SUCKS JUST LIKE YOUR MOM JUST KIDDING ITS ONLY YOU WHO SUCK ACTUALLY I CHANGE MY MIND YOU DONT SUCK WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN YOU BOTH SUCK JUST KIDDING EXCEPT THE CANADA PART