Note To Self...
1. Try not to cough while drinking.
2.Coughing is painful. Try to do it as little as possible.
3.Never leave coke in your mouth too long. It gets very hot and turns your teeth to rubber.
4.It is best not to stand in the rain when you are sick.
5.Never try to swim in a puddle. It just makes you look silly.
6.On second thought, swim in a puddle. Note peoples expressions.
7.Be sure not to swim in the puddle when its cold. It's just not good common sense.
8.Stare at people at school. Note their expressions.
9.Tobasco sauce is not the best medicine.
10.Never say you think you may cough up a lung. Because one day you will cough up that lung, and it won't be too pretty.
11.Get really close to finding the secret of the universe, but get bored at the last minute and go play video games.
12.Don't piss God off...For obvious reasons.
13.Never remove things from the top of your head. It just becomes a painful, sticky mess.
14.All electronic equipment is out to get you.
15.Stay away from Radioshack
16.Despite what you may think, you did not invent duct tape.
17.Coconuts are....painful.
18.Always carry a map. That way you know where you are lost at.
19.Despite what you may think, you are not omnipotent.
20.Think of a way to become omnipotent. Tell no one.
21.Don’t die alone. Take many people with you.
22.Remember, your name is Jocelyn. This may come up.
