Wh@ rules, wh@ sux, bla bla bla, u get the pic...
- Ironing boards, coz u can go down the stairs on em.
- kinderbuenos, if u throw them @ the wall, they stick
- Vodka, it can cure any promblem, part from bein an alcoholic.
- card board boxes, if ur like me and hayz, ul sit in one 4 hours just smokin.
- PInk fluffy knomes, they only come out when ur WaStEd, but they r magic, and climb on the roof. only me and shaz can c em
- socks, coz they have lotsa diff uses
- letter boxes, stick ur hand through it, and unlock the door from inside... an easy way 2 break in (only works if uv got thin arms, otherwise ul get stuck)
- anwser machines, it's always a one sided conversation!
- lined paper, even i cud come up wid a better name 4 it!
- peas, they'r all like "oh yeah, u really wanna eat me dont u?!"
- gay ppl who cyber, whats da point when u can just get pissd and have the real thing??!!!
- Janet Julian, she talks aload of shit, as wel as not bein able 2 understand er, pluss she talks over me, which really pisses me off
- when hayz puts me on loud speaker down the fone wen im singin
- tripods, i always put my hand on em when they'r well hot!
- The queen, she cant even wave properly.
- rents, they say really stupid stuff lyk "this is the last tym im gonna tel u!" and ur lyk, "thank god!"
- people who ask 4 a fight, and when u meet em, they either run away, or dont show up!!!