best mates...

• HayZ- she's the funniest person i know, she knows all my secrets, she's gr8 2 hav a laugh wid, she always knows what 2 do, and she's a gr8 shoppin partner.
• craig- he's funny (Im the only person that thinx he's funni, but that aint the point...) he's gd 2 talk 2, he knows all my secrets, and he knows me nearly aswell as hayz dus. Oh, pluss he's good 2 talk 2, and my best boym8.
• Bryony- She's really clever, she cares bout everyone, she's good @ everythin (she plays the harp aswel) and she's realli funny, and sweet. (she remindes me of lisa simpson)
• LoZ- She's really sensative, makes me laugh realli easily, knows me realli well, easy 2 talk 2, and is always there 4 me.
• aaron- He's funny, make's me laugh 24/7, Gets me pissd all the time, gets me wasted all da time, and walks me home when I'm pissd.
• lee- acts all hard, but he's a push over, He's funny (wel, looks like all my mates r) Luvs the stars, is a gr8 person 2 hang wid, and is best mates wid aaron.
• lou- i Aint seen her since i was in yr 3 (shes in essex) but i still talk 2 her. known her since primary skool, and thats bout it.
• shaz- she's mad (lyk me) pluss she can see the pink fluffy knomes, which is really rare, coz i thought i was the only person th@ could see them (WaStEd)
• Alex- well, what can i say... insane, funny, knows ALL my secrets, knows me really well, really sweet, and oh, btw... i Luv im

i h8/dont like that much...

• lizzie lawn- she used 2 diss my irish dancin, (untill i got in2 engand championships, then she shut up)
• Andrew Teague- Coz he's a minger, and he used 2 relly piss me off in primary and middle skool.
• That weird matey in my class, who is well freaky and reaks.
• matt in my class, coz he always stares @ me, and i wouldnt mind it, if he wasnt a freak who talks 2 spiders (ok, so i do that2, but im a gurl, im aloud 2!!!)
• Sandra Burt- coz she was parently gonna have a fight wid me, but never turned up. (i was really dissapointed, + hurt 4 her not showin up!!!)
• Callum Howett- I HATE HIM SO MUCH, AND UNFORTUNATLY, HIS NOSE WAS ALREADY BROKEN WHEN I HIT HIM, SO I DIDNT LEAVE A TRADE MARK. PLUSS HE'S GAY, AND ASKED ME OUT 14 TIMES IN ABOUT 2 MONTHS.
• Clare munro- i dont hate her, it's just that i used 2 b her best mate, and she used 2 ditch me weneva. fuck, i was a ryt push ova then!!!
• my step dad Trevor- he'za twat, and tried 2 drown me, and then strangle me, but dus ne one care? nope, ah well, il trash his grave wen he dies.
• Lynda Graham- The bitch who literally drove my dad insane and made him hang himself. Bitch, I'm gona fynd u wen i'm 16, coz u have alota money that belongs 2 me.
• Mrs Blandford- u tell me off 4 my hair colour, my shoes, makeup, my smile, my bag and then, tell me that i look 2 happy!!! make ur mind up bitch, coz i really wana get hold of ur car and nick it.
• Miss Macnemara- U tricked me in2 going home, u lied 2 me, u yelled @ me, and u drove me insane. U wonder why i threw tantrums, threw chairs, and refused 2 enter ur class room? it's because i had 2 look @ u.
• Miss thingy from technology- hahaha, a daily routein of lyin suits me fine. I dont suffer from dramatic headaches, i just like 2 go 2 the loo and have a fag. (while u think im in first aid) pluss, i haven't dun a single line of work in ur class, and i dont plan 2.