Weird statements, some are funny, some are just dumb, and the rest will make you go 'HUH? WTF?!?' I did not write this, so I take no credit for it. I dont remember where I found it, if it is yours and you would like credit, please contact me, I will gladly give you your due credit. Read on!

• Psychiatrists say that one of four people are menataly ill. Check three friends. If their OK, you're it.
• My eyes! I can't see my eyes!
• Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it.
• Being pissed off is better than being pissed on.
• Only in America do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
• If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy all her friends?
• Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Why are wrong numbers never busy?
• If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight.
• Why are wrong numbers never busy?
• When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
• Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
• Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
• When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt?
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
• If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
• If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

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