Top 25 Reasons Why Blues Clues Should be Seen and Never Heard
1. She teaches pre-schoolers to sound like a retarded parrot.
2. She has a very unnatural fur color.
3. She is mighty big for a dog.
4. She hangs out with a freaky guy and a bar of soap.
5. The Steve guy has 0 art talent.
6. She makes educated people seem stupid.
7. She is worse than Barney Houdini himself.
8. Little kids say Hi Blue but I say what up you freakin retard.
9. She has a really dumb name. Thats like naming a rat pinkie. LOL
10.She lives in a cardboard house.
11.She is an embarassment to others and herself.
12.She is on nickelodeon too much and ruins the good parts.
13.She takes up time and space.
14.Way too many peeps think she's educating but I would love to shut down that show.
15.Even grownups are so brainwashed by it that they actually think their kids are learning which of course they aren't.
16.If I pay to watch something good I don't want to see Blue's Clues.
17.Her "birthday party" is advertised too much.
18.They say even critics like Blues Clues. But look waddaya know I'm a critic and hate it.
19.She and her "boyfriend" Steve sing way worse than any band ever created.
20.She lives with talking house hold objects.
21.She has a dogiie friend who is dumb just like her.
22.She keeps a secret picture of Telletubbies her favorite show in her drawer.
23.She is probably dirty after a couple of years being on air.
24.She pees on the carpet at home.
25.She can bump into a rock and say hi joe.
So peeps hope you enjoyed reading my funny little nonsense. Remember I'm just foolin around, but really do hate that dumb dog.But anyways if you hate the dog but enjoyed reading this take the button below and paste it on your site somewhere.
