Top 20 Reasons to Hate Barbie
Why hate such a cuddly doll? After this I guarantee you will hate Barbie, I mean despise her.
Make sure if you like Barbie you do not take this too seriously!
1. She always has the same pose and smile.
2. She's way too pink, so it hurts my eyes.
3. She is in way too many commercials to count.
4. Too many sisters.
5. Way retarded looking.
6. Satisfies little kids but not us really.
7. She never ever takes a shower unless you dump her in the sink.
8. Too many people are obsessed with that bendable plastic toy.
9. She sells only in a pink box ewwwwww!
10.Her hair is way too short for cutting. I mean once you get started you can't stop!
11.They smell like cheap plastic.
12.They brainwash little kids. I mean every time a friend comes over they play barbies.
13.They are kind of expensive plastic toys. Why not play it cheap kids?
14.She only sells in three skin tones.
15.She is always baby-sitting.
16. She doesn't have any pets besides a plastic dog and or cat.
17. She always has blonde hair, hey that's not fair cuz I have brown!
18. She has way too many copies of her same pose.
19. Why doesn't she ever have a gothic style?
20. She always has staright teeth. I mean whats up with that? She doesn't even need braces.
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