I'm a big dick little brain preppie fucking redneck jock
I hate fags, niggers, and books but I sure like cars a lot
Got muscles bigger than my head and an  I.Q. lower than my age
I hit my girlfriend, I kick my dog, and punch holes in the wall to release my rage
I like...
         Getting drunk in bars!
         Date rape in cars!
         Shooting deer! 
         Beating up queers!