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Sara Gilbert Screencaps from Roseanne Season 2

Added 5/29/06. Sorry there are no thumbnails; I'd prefer those myself, but I need to conserve space on my account.

Inherit The Wind

In the kitchen
Naming the witnesses
"I'd like to thank the student council for allowing me to speak my mind."
"Becky. Cut. The cheese."
Moving in for the kill
Sly smile
Pretend stretch
Smirky smile
Fart noise
"Why?"

The Little Sister

Darlene dunks her finger in Becky's orange juice
"Don't worry Dorky, this finger's clean, I had it in my nose all day!"
"Girls, Girls, Girls!"
"Darlene, you shouldn't rat on people."
"Ow, you sexy thang!"
"Life...is this big, unfair thing."
"Eddie Spaghetti."
"Did you get drunk while my kid was over there?"

Guilt By Disassociation

"This oughta be good."
"I hope I never get old."

Somebody Stole My Gal

"Visitor From Another Planet."

House Of Grown-Ups

Looking at Roseanne over her shoulder
"Yeeah!"
"You look like those people in National Enquirer who are joined at the head!"
"So basically you just do this?"
"You open your mouth?!!"
"For what?!!"

Five Of A Kind

Puppy-dog eyeing a sandwich
"Here, don't tell your father."
"Oh, let me!"
"You don't own the mall, Becky."

BOO!

"No way!"
Listening to Roseanne's spooky tale
Same as above
"She escaped."
"What are you doing?"
Pranking Becky
"Te cut out ma tougue!"
Smirking

Sweet Dreams

"Take her over and strap her in that desk!"
"You're too ugly to get a date?"
Wincing
"Hi, Dad! Am I in trouble?"
"Right is when you do something wrong and you don't get caught, wrong is when you do something wrong and you do get caught."
"Bugging me!"

Brain-Dead Poets Society

On her bed
"You can tell your client she can get herself a new attorney!"
Same as above, different angle
"The truth is...my poem sucks."
"Well, Miss Miller's an idiot!"
"Dan! Come here quick! Darlene's speechless, you gotta see this!"
"Wanna get some punch?"
Waiting her turn
"And now Darlene Conner will read her poem."
At the podium
"...I just turned 13, too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen."
Glaring at a picture-snapping Roseanne

No Talking

"Where am I gonna put it? I can't get in my room."
"I thought she was grounded."
"...at the mall."
"She locked me out of my room."

One For The Road

"You guys are drunk!"
"She's pretty much...out."
"Pull my finger!"
Air-freshening the bathroom
"It's bad enough I'm gonna have to overcome your nerd legacy."
"...maybe a poached egg slightly undercooked..."
"Did you get in the liquor when you were playing the records?"
"Wasn't it that girl who was over here studying with you?"

An Officer And A Gentleman

Looking at the breakfast Jackie made
"So how long do you think the Big R will stay south?"
"Maybe we can play some dirty Scrabble."

Born To Be Wild

"I can see why."
"What?!"
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yore?"

Hair

"I was right then."

I'm Hungry

"So basically you're saying Mom eats alot."

To Tell The Truth

"I mean really, really mad."

Fender Bender

"What, do you just leave them there?"
"The doctor says she really shouldn't have visitors."

April Fool's Day

"Yeah, and then next week when my allowance is only $4 I can't get into the movies."

Fathers And Daughters

"Boy, I bet that was rad!"
"Gee, I'd love to Mom, but I'd rather stay home and drill some screws into my toes."
"I hear there's some great game on!"
Sitting on the couch with Roseanne, eating chips
"Now shut the door, I'm getting a draft."
"You're not as sappy as all those other kid's parents."

Happy Birthday

"So like you were alive in the 50's?"

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