Sara Gilbert Screencaps from Roseanne Season 1
Added 5/20/06. Sorry there are no thumbnails; I'd prefer those myself, but I need to conserve space on my account.
Life And Stuff
"Uh huh."
"He is not my boyfriend!"
"I can't stand him!"
"Yeah, that was a blast!"
We're In The Money
"Oh, you want me to lie?"
"You just want to show off your hiney to all the boys!"
"I'd have to tell her the truth, wouldn't I?"
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
"Making popcorn."
"I'm not going to use the stove."
"No, I'm going to take it outside and wait for a bolt of lightning to hit it!"
Asleep on the floor
Language Lessons
Darlena
"Look what he did!"
Radio Days
"...and stay on your side!"
"Four?!"
"Yes!"
"What were you protesting?"
"This is neat!"
Lovers' Lane
"We need money."
"Now?"
Chair interrogation
Pointing out Chip
"I'll just hold it over your head for the rest of your life!"
"No, you hide behind a video game all night drooling like a geek."
The Memory Game
"You guys aren't going to do what you did in Yellowstone, are you?"
"...hang out the back of the truck."
"Why can't we be ourselves?"
Here's To Good Friends
"The forecast is for..."
"...snow!"
Darlene's reaction to the next day's forecast
Dan's Birthday Bash
"You guys got into a fight last night?"
A stunned Darlene, after seeing Dan put his hammer through the drywall
Same as above, different angle
Canoga Time
"Are you guys gonna sign it?"
Darlene giving Becky a glare
Darlene sitting at her desk
"...on the test that brought my average up...to a D."
The Monday Thru Friday Show
Darlene giving Roseanne a glare
"Can I at least get a snack before you chop my head off?"
"I'm 11 years old, I figure why not enjoy myself?"
Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
"What are you picking on me for?"
"Yes, I'll be back in time for dinner."
"What does it look like, Einstein?"
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"You're going to kill me, aren't you?"
Getting reprimanded for smoking
Same as above
Nightmare On Oak Street
"I don't want to work on the boat today, okay Dad?"
Darlene in the garage
"Basketballs."
"Yeeah?"
"I love you too, Daddy."
"Yeah, cramps."
"Darlene."
"But of course!"
Becky's Choice
"Now I have to eat this stupid fish, and wear this stupid dress!"
"Burned?"
"She's not up there."
Mall Story
In sunglasses
"Please Mom? I'm dying of thirst."
The Slice Of Life
Talking to Becky in the kitchen
"Swing! Batta!"
"And Mom?"
More talking with Becky
"I'm not dating..."
"...ever!"
"Hi, Mom."
"I still have stitches."
"Nice bedside manner!"
Workin' Overtime
"What?"
Darlene's nonverbal critique of DJ's painting
Toto, We're Not In Kansas Anymore
"Probably something of mine!"
Death And Stuff
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"He died in our house?!"
"I've never seen a dead body before."
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