This page uses techniques derived from mesmerizism (hypnosis), subliminal advertisement, communist mind control procedures, and ancient occult initiations to reprogram your sub-conscious mind. It will make you want to be as Goth as possible.

You now want to listen to Goth music, dress in black, and associate with other Goths. You will cast aside your inhibitions, and mock oppressive, outmoded social conventions. You are now free to revel in your angst, ennui, and cynicism. Congratulations, the day of your Awakening has come!