What "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" Character Are You?
If you went to the local 24-7, and the machine for the Brainfreezies were down, and you really wanted a Cherry Brainfreezy, what would you do?
Cling to a plushie and leave the store.
Murder the clerk.
Commit suicide.
Commit suicide AND murder the clerk.
Give myself hope and wait until it's fixed.
Where do you receive the most injuries to your body?
The head.
The mind.
The stomach.
Fuck you!
The soul.
What was your childhood like?
Jesus, I had a ton of brothers and sisters. My parents mated like rabbits.
Everything sucks.
I don't remember my childhood.
I'm seeking revenge.
My mother and father hated me, and still do.
You're buying a popsicle. Suddenly a guy runs in and shoots the clerk dude. What the fuck do you do?
I wonder if I should pay or not.
I would stand there, forever traumatized. But my mind is already really fucked up anyway.
I don't eat. It feels like there is a cramp in my stomach coming on.
FUCK! I GOTTA KILL THAT GUY! Just because I can.
I wish it was I who was killed.
I am...
Depressed.
All killer.
Innocent.
An empty cell.
Used to it. There is help.
Your philosophy...
I don't like where my life is right now but I'm looking forward to where it's going.
Everything ends.
Take pride in my abilities, use them to the fullest.
My life is low down, I know how it feels, but I can't help to think that there is help for everyone out there.
Even if they say they don't, I am loved. Ignorance is bliss.
So, anyway. How are you?
I want to die.
There are strange noises coming from next-door. I'm scared.
I feel a pain in my abdomen. I think I should go to the doctors and have it checked out.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. Use the force!
I'm not happy.
What do you do in your spare time?
Float about from room to room.
Write in my DeadJournal/LiveJournal/Diary.
Huggle a plushie and hold conversations with it.
Think about the doom and gloom in the world.
Plot... And manipulate people.
What're you going to do later?
Force someone to kill something.
Cry.
Kill a lot of people while listening to "Ode to Joy."
Float about.
Go to sleep.
Did you like my little quiz?
Does this little quiz mean anything? No. It's nothing.
Whatever.
Nod, nod, nod. - My plushie liked it, too!
I'm going to kill you -- you fucking botched it.
I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in a very long time. Oh, by the way, I'm dead.
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