Kitty would like, if she may - - to take YOU on a strange journey.

Kitty nostalgia, taking YOU out of the present and back to the past !

Keep in mind folks, this GAG BAG is a "SUPPLEMENT" to Kitty's college story. This is not your average poetry book. This is a jam-packed guide. Her ( MY ) own creation, a "college joke bag" (a psychological game) which contained these ingredients inside a brown lunch sack :

• adult explicit / sexual content
• profanity
• erotica
• childhood photographs of Kitty
• A combo of Kitty's artwork blended with other artists (Japanese animation ) to depict chapters or scenes ( sexual / non-sexual, nudity : some toons are blurred / censored ).

• Dum Dum lollypops

• ( 2 ) bottled candies labeled 'PMS' and 'KNOW-IT-ALL' symbolizing Kitty's ex- professor's mood swings she caught onto for some twisted reason. Each were wrapped separately, containing instructions to guide him onto the next game, all done on paper.

• adult college jokes

• adult pick-up lines

• adult psychology jokes

• A 3-page apology letter pertaining to ancient rocky times between Kitty and her ex-mentor, pointing out moral lessons in life done from her own artistic / psychological scope.

• Fun directions / instructions to guide her ex-teach throughout the joke process, a 3 -page apology letter comprised of separate envelopes, including the bottled candies.

• advertised the phrase "pure entertainment" scattered about

• Kitty included her and her teacher into the jokes and examples.

• a one page good-bye letter ( summarization )

Chef's note: All gathered information came from :

• web sources readily available online to the public

• URL's Kitty had saved onto her microcomputer for the longest time

• Kitty's artistic humor

All pages are in order they came in. Once you start to read the nifty directions and play along mentally in your head, you'll get the gist of what Kitty was aiming to do with her professor.

• A way to discover what kind of stuff this man was really made of, considering Dr. Tom Bailey had Kitty's College Story for nearly ( 1 ) month.

• A TEST, to wake Tom Bailey up to reality. Make sure he wasn't trapped in Kitty's past writings. It being one, twisted emotional adventure through the mind of Cat, weird and okay memories she had with Bailey himself in and out of class.

Lastly, prior to spring break, Kitty e-mailed Dr. Bailey. Informed him she had 2 kinds of special medication for him. Provided him the gift :

• in school setting

• right at the front of his door step - - 10 minutes before his psyke session began

P.S. Don't say Kitty made you look ! Don't pretend like you've never read profanity or used it on special equations ! Or ever made a sexual joke in reference to anyone, student or faculty. We're all adults here. Kitty's seen the errors of her ways. She'd just like to say to all students and college faculty, among other members of the educational board, "I'm not embarrassed or ashamed of my actions. I'm an adult. Nor do I consider myself a legendary role model in the event of this case. Nor am I a rebel. I'm a college student!" Each and possibly every one of you out there in the audience has mastered some sort of fun throughout your college days . . . Parties, sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, drinking, devious gags on professors, developed new friends here and there - - lost some along the way, tests, exams, studying, night clubs, more parties ! What ever your college self experienced, we all have our own zesty tales to share.

Get ready for gut-wrenching action ! As Kitty's wildest ideas and observations come to life in her Gag Bag full of adventure and entertainment. Yes, there's some hardcore shit in here !

THE CAPTIONS ON THIS PAGE READ AS FOLLOWS :

# 6 While you're SUCKing away on that juicy lollypop Tom . . . I, Cat, just wanted to sincerely apologize for being a bitch or cynical with you. From the past or the present.

Namely OUR 1st psychology project, where I screeched childishly at you in the corridor with " You're treating me like a child ! " That was 100 % me, Cat. Sorry, but you intimidated the hell out of me. YOU were an ASS Tom. Truthfully, you should've given my little girly self a chance. I assure you, if you played doctor with me, I don't bite. Not unless you asked me to.

That project was for entertainment purposes. However in the end, I tossed in reality. Sure I wanted to get a RISE out of you, but I was unprepared for such phrases. Still, I am sorry for my foolish behavior. Next time, you need to consider your actions too. I'm just being candid - open and honest. Really, all I ever wanted from YOU was your own psychological aspects coming from a friendship side. I wasn't expecting for you to get all technical with me at the end of my project. Sure I wanted a psychologist, but you're overall approach on the telephone made it seem as if I had stapled PSYCHOLOGIST on your forehead - - that YOU instantly imagined that I wished for you to be my couch doctor. Man, if you just gave me a little input or simple advice, I would've left the matter alone. Easy. I guess that's why I told you, " But I don't want to talk to someone else. " Then again, I only got 3 hours of sleep that day. Not like I could focus or think straight anyhow. Plus, it's like you BREEZED through my project rather quickly ! My god Tom, that's why I handed it over to you on a Friday. That way, you had the entire weekend to consider what appealed to your liking and what stunk in your eyes. Next time you come across a PUZZLE, be sure to ponder for awhile before you make any drastic moves.

And now that I think about this whole project / psychologist situation, this is where OUR teacher / student relationship got SCREWED. Afterwards, that's when you began to ACT LIKE A TRUE ASS INDIRECTLY on special occasions toward me. In addition to this matter, we can't forget PROJECTION. Finally ! All the puzzle pieces are beginning to fit nicely into place. The more I think things out Tom . . .

:-)

Man ! ! At times, I do wonder what you were like as a child. I bet I would've kicked your ass back then if I was alive and breathing during your time frame. Believe me, I was and still am a major TOMboy for a little girl. You would've been TOAST buddy ! I would've had your ass pinned to the ground, that I would've made you cry and beg for mercy. Better yet, send you home to mommie bitching with a black eye. In a sense, I think I would've had fun torturing you - especially playing doctor or house. But that's just my own artistic imagination. :-)

• :-)

• :-(

# 7 Well, aside from my creative thoughts . . . Pretty please, with SUGAR on top … open up the white envelope that is labeled # 1 Tom. And I hope you're enjoying that sugary, SWEET lollypop. Believe me, everything in this gag bag is for pure entertainment. So flatter yourself if you wish Tom. Hell, I would. :-) Not like I'm your pupil anymore, and not like I'm going to be at The College much longer. Besides, I'm probably the only SPECIAL little gal whose ever done such artistic things for you. Not necessarily for attention, but for something to go down in history, like Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer. (LOL)

That evening both Kitty and Eve laughed hysterically to themselves about what they had done to Mr. Bailey. In a sense they both felt rotten. But figured you only live once and that the man obviously had no clue as to what they were up to.

As time went by, Kitty and Eve crammed all night until they were sure that they had memorized just about every psychological thing from the assigned chapters in their psychology book.

Arriving to Mr. Bailey's psychology class early the next morning, their professor greeted them, asked them how they were doing, said it was a pleasure having the both of them as his students, and wished them luck on their final exam. In addition to the matter, Kitty and Eve were specifically told to go to separate classrooms to take their test. Each shrugged, looked at one another, agreed with Mr. Bailey and went to 2 different parts of the Psychology building.

As Kitty and Eve sat down in separate class settings, they each read the first question on Mr. Bailey's exam: " For 5 points, explain the Id, Ego, and Superego. " At this point Magenta and Lucretia both thought, " Man, this shit's a piece of cake ! " And answered the question with ease. Then the test continued: " For 95 points, tell Mr. Bailey which tire it was. "

The following are noted on this page :

Caution : Excuse me Tom, have I fucked you yet ?

And yes Tom ! Let's just say YOU NEEDED LOTS OF SUCKING. Hell, I could care less if you're married. Not to mention, you only live once. Well, that's my wonderful outlook on life. Believe me, I'm a bold young lady, not a slut. There's a difference Tom. Not like I encounter much men like you on a daily basis. Let alone, offer " SUCKING " to them. ( LOL ) :-)

Still, if you ever get the urge or desire, feel free to ... Psychology - ROOM 321 ( Computer Lab - across from the elevator is available at the crack of dawn Tom. ) Moreover, I am a very " open minded " young woman. Not like WE'RE going to be at The College much longer this 2001 of Spring. ( LOL ) :-)

- Kitty -

Since we're down to the last scrumptious dessert, pick at the brown wrapping that's labeled # 2 Tom. :-)

Well, when you tried to help me rearrange my words into the correct position, I about died !! Yet more from the inside. Truthfully, I actually got off on that shit. I was so god damn horny that I didn't know what to do as I sat in my desk. I was embarrassed however, and had no clue if you even noticed there was something wrong with me as you stood directly in front of my desk. Although, I'm pretty sure you did. Moreover, I had this burning rush to leave your class instantly. But I figured if I did that, you'd probably question me later on as to why I ditched your class rather early. In a way I didn't want to make a big scene in the middle of your lecture, so I just sat there, hoping you wouldn't realize. But after class was over, I noticed you kept your distance from me pretty far away when we smoked cigarettes. Me at the table with Eve, and your weird self adjusted with the bench. Oh well, I won't stab my self because I experienced such a "thing" in your Intro to Psychology course. Hope YOU don't think I'm weird. :-) :-(

4. Come to class in your nightgown / pajamas.

Kitty's thoughts . . . Well, in this case, there were occasions I actually wanted to come in early and hide directly underneath your desk. Once you discovered that my things were at my seat, took role, and wondered with curiosity by asking the class, "Has anyone seen Kitty ?? Her stuff is here." By that point, I wanted to jump out from under your desk and scream, " Surprise !! I'm HERE YOU FREAKING NERD !!!!!!! " But I never did. Still, I always had this desire to do so because of the fact that you never sat at your desk - You always stood up or leaned against the chalkboard. Or paced around your desk. Or leaned on the counter that was directly next to my desk in Psychology, room 301. :-)

6. In the middle of class, stand up and walk out. A couple of minutes later, come back in and sit back down. Act as though nothing happened. Do this every 10 - 15 minutes if possible.

Kitty's thoughts . . . There were times when I really did this shit in your Intro to Psychology course. Most of the time, I'd go to the water fountain or stand out by the desks near the bathroom and laugh a little. Afterwards, I'd make my way back into your class and notice that your eyes would meet with mine. So I'd sit there for awhile as you continued to lecture, then fumble through my backpack. Again, I'd get up and go to the ladies room, rinse my contacts, and mosey on back into your session. That was rare though.

7. Run out of class screaming, " Someone please stop the itching, I'm covered in fleas ! " A couple of minutes later, walk back into class and act as though nothing happened.

Kitty's thoughts . . . I would have like to experienced that, supposedly. But on another note, I did come into your Intro to Psychology class all itchy and scratchy. For instance, I had hives / the itchies on account of my weird self smoking marijuana from my fun-filled weekend. All that itching and attempting NOT TO SCRATCH ! As I sat across from your desk, I told myself, " NO MORE weed ! "

Kitty's thoughts . . . Heeyyyy, come to think about it, I wished I had. JUST KIDDING ! Well, there was a time you assigned something in the study guide. Even suggested that we do the vocabulary section on CD if we wished. That is, instead of using our psychology book. When I acknowledged that idea, I tested it out. Turns out, there was more than one version on the vocab section. More like 20 ! My god, by then . . . that's when I really said to myself, "MR. Bailey is fucking insane ! " So I decided to send you an E- mail in reference to the study guide and pointed out mistakes or questioned you like crazy. That's when I threw in the " psychotic TWIN " joke.

The following class, I noticed when you began your lecture, you brought up what I had discovered in the study guide and didn't even give me credit. Or even thanked me for figuring out what was wrong. In a way, that pissed me off. I almost had the nerve to blurt, "Hey NERD, Who first discovered America ? It obviously wasn't you! Or better yet - WHO ACTUALLY DISCOVERED what the major problem was in OUR study guide on CD ? It certainly WASN'T YOU ! It was me you moron." But I never did. I figured I'd let you have your shining moment as you went into descriptive detail to your students. :-(

10. Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that you can't start class until he / she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.

Kitty's thoughts . . . Hardy HAR harrrrr - - this is a lame prank. Really, I would have liked to arrived extra early ( by myself ), JUST FOR YOU. Like at the crack of dawn. And once your sexy self came in, I wanted to lock the door and approach you by getting all cute and hot. Then eventually, perform pleasurable oral sex on you as you leaned against the chalkboard… to get the morning started. Mainly because of all those memorable times you seemed so strained or stressed. Overall, I figured if I even tried to do what I was sexually thinking, you'd probably kick my little ass. Again, HOPE YOU DON'T THINK that I HAVE A crazy IMAGINATION Tom. :-( :-)

Additionally, I shall include other yummy tales as I, ( Kitty ), progress into my so -called Fashion MAJOR and Psychology MINOR at MU. Down the line, I am sure I will mysteriously find other award winning professor(s) who will rock my world. Moreover, I plan to publish a book packed with my insane, memorable moments as a college girl. Really, that is my ultimate wish. Who knows, maybe it will come true one day. Only time will tell. Regardless of all the wonderful, crazy things I scribbled about you, they are all true. Well, coming from my own unique, artistic view. BTW, may God or the Devil create more of you Tom. Take care you HOT , silly thing ! Kitty, XoXo NERD

Here's one cheesy joke for the road . . . A professor stood before his class of 20 senior psychology students about to hand out the final exam. " I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GP messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the course. "

There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by Mr. Bailey to thank him and sign out on his offer. As the last taker left the room, Mr. Bailey looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, " Anyone else ? This is your last chance. " One final student rose up and took the offer. He closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. " I'm glad to see you believe in yourself, " Mr. Bailey said. " You all have 'A's. " :-)

A new teacher is trying to make use of his Psychology courses. Mr. Bailey starts his class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up." After a few seconds, little Kitty stood up. Mr. Bailey said, " Do you think you're stupid, Kitty ? " " No, sir. " She immediately responded, "but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself. "

• Mr. Bailey : " You copied from Eve's exam paper didn't you ? "
• Kitty : " How did you know ? "
• Mr. Bailey : " Because Eve's paper says 'I don't know' and you wrote 'Me, neither' ! "

The Professor

Kitty was in class one day when Mr. Bailey was explaining about sperm. As he paced back and forth from his desk to the blackboard, he began talking about the glucose formula in sperm. Out of curiosity, Kitty raised her hand and asked, " Isn't there sugar in the glucose formula of sperm ??? " Mr. Bailey quickly answered, " Yes, there is. " " Well, then why doesn't it taste sweet ?? " Kitty asked with a sour look on her face as she wiggled around in her seat. Right then and there, everyone in class began to laugh.

Finally realizing what she had said, Kitty immediately ran out the classroom and down the hall. In the heat of the moment, Mr. Bailey answered, " That's because you have taste buds on the tip of your tongue not the back of your throat ! "

Top Lies Told by Professors :

Hey Mr. Bailey, funny thing is, I've actually heard you say some of these lines. Kitty :-)

• I'm not here for the money, I'm here to help students.
• I don't mind if you call me at home.
• I'm really quite well known in the field.
• I will be available in my office during the posted office hours.
• Students that drop my class are doing so for personal reasons.
• My students are more important than my research.
• Call me any time. I'm always available.
• It doesn't matter what I think; write what you believe.

Start the lecture by dancing and lip-syncing to James Brown's "Sex Machine."

Announce to students that their entire grades will be based on a single-question oral final exam. Imply that this could happen at any moment.

Ask for a volunteer for a demonstration. Then ask him or her to fill out a waiver as you put on a lead apron and light a blowtorch.

Point the overhead projector at the entire class. Demand each student's name, rank, and serial number.

Every so often, freeze in mid sentence and stare off into space for several minutes. After a long, awkward silence, resume your sentence and proceed normally.

Announce that last year's psychology students have almost finished their class projects.

Bring a small dog to psychology class. Tell the class he's named "Boogers McGee" and is your "mascot". Whenever someone asks a question, walk over to the dog and ask it, "What'll be, McGee ?"

Announce that the entire 32-volume Encyclopedia Britannica will be "required reading" for your course.

Sprint from the classroom in a panic state if you instantly hear sirens outside.

Warn pupils that they should bring a sack lunch to psychology exams.

Refer frequently to students who died while taking your Intro to Psychology course.

Jog into class. Rip the textbook in half and scream, "Are you pumped? ARE YOU PUMPED ? I CAN'T HEEEEEEAR YOU !"

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Unfortunately Tom got all hot and flustered. Part of predicts he has a habit of running away from his own problems. From a professional scope, that's not necessarily a good or healthy trait for a teacher to advertise to his own pupils. In the past, Kitty had other professors 2 -3 times in a row for a variety of courses at The College. They gladly enjoyed her company a second or third time. Gradually with these mentors, she was able to establish a long term relationship with them - - to the point they knew she was a diligent, hardworking student. Additionally, revealed another side of Kitty, her silliness. Tom Bailey once saw the beauty and youth in Kitty. It's sad he couldn't finish what he started. That's why Kitty predominantly engraved him as a NERD. A coward's a better term, but Nerd is an overall word that gives a rundown of Tom's unique character with her. Sure he sported the glasses and other odd habits, but Kitty is not attacking these stereotypes in general.

Perhaps Tom turning in and having her expelled was his way of saying, "Screw YOU !" His lust for revenge. Get justice. Or score a better way of having Kitty disappear into thin air, away from his existence. Why ? Who knows . . . Only Nerd Boy will know the true answer to this enigma.

This Gag Bag was the truth. How viewed their relationship. This was not a dirty trick or scheme. There are moral lessons in life to be learned. Kitty felt Tom needed to be informed of specific events, past ones between them. Possibly he would wake up, realize their relationship was odd. Make him be wary in the near future as to how he communicates with female students in general. Yet, Kitty is certain Tom already had a mental note about their "odd moments" in and out of school setting.

Ever had a friend? Wanted to reveal intimate things in detail to this person without hurting his or her feelings face to face ? Take Kitty for instance. She's devoted to the arts and writing. Dr. Bailey already acknowledged this gift within her. For the longest time, Kitty wanted to sincerely tell him she wasn't blind or naïve when it came to words written or said, including their body language. How they supposedly bonded in a unique way. That's what her Gag Bag and College Story were for, partly. Humor was collaborated, only to get by those awkward moments she had with Tom. There were occasions, an " awkward situation," the kind where Tom would act like nothing happened ! However, Kitty did the same. Example, eye contact or getting rather close to one another. There could've been a million reasons as to why Tom or Kitty acted all amnesiac. A key fact, " flirting is a process, not a one-shot deal." It took time to digest Tom's nagging, his moodiness, his character, and attraction towards her. Perhaps he took time to digest her yumminess. The next time Kitty gradually saw Tom, their bond was sweeter ( namely in Introductory Psychology ). So there you have it, Bon appetit ! Maybe Kitty and Tom didn't know how to handle the awkward stitch or stitches any more than they both did. Whatever the reasons, with those " awkward moments, " she applied psychological concepts, illustrations to show Tom what she was getting at.

respected her teacher in many ways. This Gag Bag was not meant to degrade him. Some of the examples Kitty contrived were hard core, she'll admit to that. But they make one think. That was her idea, make Tom think real hard back to those times. Kitty learned many things about herself, her actions, his actions, and so. If she could have pulled him aside to express her most inner feelings about "The past" she would've. But there's no way in hell Kitty could've accomplished that all in one brief setting, telling him point-blank. Hope this makes sense. Each person is unique in his or her own way. The Gag Bag is just a representation of Kitty's artistic self. She doesn't bake these bags like cookies to everyday individuals she greets on as acquaintances. To her, Bailey was closer than an average person on the street.

As states : Dr. Bailey was in fact a down-to-earth likable fellow. He was always there for me. Gve me a helping hand when I it. Well, not the LIGHTER EPISODE, but . . ." Tom will always be a memory until the day Kitty dies. She'll definitely have some stories to share with her grand-children ! This Gag Bag was a quick homemade recipe, the art of kitty herself. As for the sexual fantasies, they never came true in class setting. Those were actual pissy thoughts. Well, like Kitty has mentioned before, she has a wild imagination. Tends to interpret things in a daring way. To her, getting a person to wake up ( to reality ) is to use the art of sex, like in advertising. Sex is a very powerful term. Most of the time it gets a message across. And that's exactly what Kitty attempted. However, Tom took her words too literally. It's obvious what the reasons are. Again, this was not a black book of dirty art to harm, threaten, or harass Tom. Kitty's the type to alter a boring, complicated issue into a comedy club. Considering she was a pupil of Dr. Bailey's for nearly ( 1 ) year, he fully accepted her knack for laughs. After all, laughter is the best medicine, namely for guys suffering from MOODINESS, mainly Tom. If feels good when you giggle. Tom could've done so in this situation, he did in the past. Even if Kitty got a little too hot for him in and out of class projects or no projects. Kitty's just keenly observant. If you think about it, there's probably lots of stuff that goes on in your day-to-day college life ( that is if YOU are one or were one) . Things that make or made you chuckle about your college friends or your professors. Instead of keeping those amusing thoughts to yourself, it's good to share them once in awhile. That's exactly what Kitty did with Tom, but through her College Story and Gag Bag. Good and bad memories, she had many reasons. Kitty's not promoting she's giggle-gifted, but that she tried. And she bombed. So now what ? Move on Kitty ! She's actually gotten a chuckle after a cold brush-off. It's okay.

Kitty's secret recipe :

• Step 1 : Start with a base of confidence or boldness. Like all-purpose flour, it's the foundation of whatever you do. Don't worry, Kitty's not asking you to pull a batch out of thin air.

• Step 2 : Add spontaneity. A bit of impromptu flirting brings out your fun 'n' daring side. Shows him or her that you're not afraid to take a few chances. Plus, it paves the way for him or her ( your teacher ) to be bold right back. Feel free to think out a few talk topics ahead of time. Just don't write yourself a movie script that's considered overload in the fantasy department. Be truthful. That's what did.

• Step 3 : Fold some friendliness. Even if he's strawberries and your cream, you can pretty much bet the farm that your dude ( teacher ) doesn't realize how whipped you are for him, coming from a friendly view. How to let him know how you feel ? Flash those pearlies ! In ink that is. As the saying goes, "the shortest distance between two people is a smile." With Tom, always tried make him laugh or smile. So ink is good.

• Step 4 : Slowly pour in humor and mix well. Are you a bit of a klutz in the kitchen ? Don't despair : A good chuckle is guaranteed to get things cookin'. It's a real tension buster. Well, all can say is, "I tried."

• Step 5 : Toss in a compliment or so and stir until smooth. A perfect-size piece of praise is one that's sweet enough to make him (your teach) wanna come back for seconds. But sincere enough to save you both from sugar shock. In Kitty's case, she got the shock of her life from Dr. Tom Bailey, her unexpected college expulsion !

• Step 6 : Sprinkle in a dash of spice. If you're on the gutsy side, try dropping the dude ( your professor you like as a friend ) a casual invite. Example, Kitty used sex. But it was all a joke in an advertising way to get a message across. Sure Kitty liked Tom, but not in that way. Thoughts are natural and healthy. Remember, it's easy to develop fantasies, but always keep track of reality. It's like masturbating. That's what did. SIKE ! However, baking time for every college student varies. So don't throw in the apron if it takes a while for a relationship to rise.

  Moreover if your teacher doesn't take the bait, quickly finish your sentence with, " See ya around okay ? or I hate You, " letting him know you'll happily give him another chance to woo you some other time. Well, kitty's inventive ideas didn't work as she had planned. They did in the past, so she lost. It's no big deal. The best thing suggests, over do it - - as in art. He'll wonder whether you're for real. Good comedy over layering the past is also about enjoying each other's quirks and even poking fun at 'em occasionally, a good tension reliever. Don't worry, this man will repent in no time ! Have Marilyn Manson sing it to him until he does get down on his knees. Maybe not necessarily to you, but in time, a payback will hit him in life. Not a death scene, but a scenario that gets him squealing, " Omigod! Why me? I should've told that bitch I was sorry ages ago. F--K !" So don't sweat it ! Afterwards, seek all the help you can get to prove your so-called homemade recipe was nothing more but a sentimental hallmark card. Find a couch doctor that will rock your world!

  Read this ? Dazed and confused ? Eager to learn more ? Extra extra, read all about it ! It's just a click to the right, back into Kitty's world of NERD BOY. Once you've accomplished that masterpiece, , better known as THE BLACK BOOK : Diary of a College Kitty. There, YOU'll discover intimate secrets, Kitty's college life with Dr. Tom Bailey, their so -called platonic relationship. Experience their ups and downs, the joys of education. Get inside the mind of Kitty.
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