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If You Were Jesus, Which Would You Be?


1. Your mom was the kind of person who:

liked good music
tried hard to make life easy for her family
liked animals
liked people
hated people and animals
killed people and animals
slept a lot
played basketball


2. The greatest thing you have ever done is:

walked on water
sold 473092 million records
recycled
killed people
started a large cult
well this one time at band camp...


3. What kind of clothes do you prefer to wear?

whatever I find comfortable
a long white robe
anything as long as i can wear mah timbs
socks


4. Which sounds most like something you'd say to your best friend?

"hey, it's not your fault you're ugly"
"drink my blood and eat my body"
"...eat me!"
"yo dawg, wanna play some b-ball?"
"I think I will just stay home and crochet today"
"dwould you like to knit some of those nice socks you love witH me"
"hi, I am Herbert"
"why can't we all just get along?"


5. Evolution is: -

crap!
a whole crapload of crap!
the only way
a great movie


6. Where do you live?

heaven
a cave
New York


7. Harry Potter is:

blasphemy
a good book for children
hott
emo
cruel to animals
phat shit, yo


8. Let's just say you do have a cult following. What are they called? -

The KKK
Christians
PETA
the Orlando Magic


9. Your best friend is most like:-

God
Moses
Nick Carter
Fred Durst
Matthew
Mary
Bono
i have no friends..


10. The most effective way to get across a river is:

in a boat with George Washington
the doggy-paddle
walking
jumping
a bridge with a troll under it
...a bus?




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