I can't help but feel I'm slowly losing my grip on reality, I have to write this all down whilst I can still think straight. My life has not been one of note, but I must write this all down so other 'everyday' people can glean maybe the smallest hope from these pages. Hell, maybe even a laugh.
Sorry to go all David Copperfield on you, but you need the background. I grew up in a small town in north west england, happy childhood, good education loving family and dog. That's not the problem, they all came after. My bad childhood didn't ruin my adult life, my adult life ruined my inner childhood.
Here follows the account of my life the past 8 years...and don't worry it won't take that long to tell.

So I'm sitting here at my desk with my collegues sat around doing nothing, so I figure what the hell, I'm sitting and doing nothing as well. Some people say I'm a lazy bastard, but when it comes down to it at least I've got a few tricks up my sleeve and I'm not stood around talking about how I did my hair this morning.
Welcome to my world, my views and my life. Here you will see the things I see and try to figure out if there is in fact No Way Home.