******the basics****** 1. Full name: Luke Thomas Davidson 2. Birthday: 3rd April 3. Location: Leicester, England 4. Where else have u lived: Nowhere but here 5. School/mascot/colors: None that anyone cares about 6. Zodiac sign: Aries 7. Shoe size: 8 8. Height: About 5"7 9. Weight: 8 1/2 stone, maybe? 10. Pets: A Yorkshire Terrier called Whisky 11. Siblings: 3 brothers, all a lot older 12. Eye color: Green 13. Hair color: Sort of dark blonde 14. Hair lenth: Ooh, it's coming dangerously close to mullet-land 15. Ever died ur hair?: Nope, i'd look stupid 16. What color?: See above 17. Grade: 12th (1st year of sixth-form) 18.Are u good in school?: It'd appear so, yeah 19. hobbies: Wasting time...and that's about it 20. Nicknames: Erm, Puke (an incredibaly funny variant of Luke) 21. What languages do you speak? English, it's all i need 22. Do you play sports? Haha, nope! 23. Where were you born? Bernard Manning's bellybutton (or Leicester) 24. Are you a night or a morning person? Night, too much sleep involved in the morning 25. Are you ticklish? Yep! From the right person, that wouldn't matter! 26. Do you believe in god? Ye...no, not really. Not enough evidence to prove its existence 27. Do you have any other screen names?: Yep 28. What are they?: Coldplayer (lovely litle pun on 'Coldplay') 29. Do you have braces?: I narrowly avoided them 30. Do you have glasses/ contacts?: Not yet, but it'll be unavoidable due to my crap eyesight !!!!!!getting personal!!!!!! 31. What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be 27 32. What was the worst day of your life? Too humiliating 33. What is your most embarrassing story? See above 34. What has been the best day of your life? I'm yet to have one :'( 35. What comes first in your life? Birth, what else would? 36. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? Nope, nope, not anymore 37. What are you most scared of?: The fact that I have enough spare time to complete this questionnaire tonight 38. If you had an extra set of eyes were would you put them? They'd be my 'cheek-cam', not partial which cheeks 39. What do you usually think about before you go to bed? "Ooh, i'd love to get in that bed" 40. What do you regret the most?: Being me 41. If you could be anything without consequences, what would u be?: Normal $$$$$$favorites$$$$$$ 42. Movie: Fight Club or American Beauty 43. Song: Paranoid Android (radiohead), Creep (Radiohead) or New Born (Muse) 44. Band/group: Radiohead 45. Store: HMV 46. Relative: Take your pick 47. Sport: Wrestling (yes, i know, that's sports-entertainment) 48. Vacation spot: My memory isn't good enough to answer that 49. Ice cream flavor: Mint 50. Fruit: Apple 51. Candy: KitKat Crunchy 52. Car: I don't know, something with curves 53. Class: I.T (laziness aplenty!) 54. Holiday: Christmas 55. Day of the week: Friday! 56. Color: Black (no, i'm not a goth, despite this site's URL) 57. Magazine: NME 58. Name for a girl: Aeris 59. Name for a boy: Zane (i dont know, it's off the top of my head) 60.Sports team: Formally, Man. Utd. But no more 61: month: July (first complete month without school!) 62. Man athlete: That bloke who's always running and stuff 63. Female athlete: That woman with all those clothes 64.Actress: Lisa Kudrow, Christina Ricci (maybe) 65. Actor: Edward Norton 66. Tv show: I'm Alan Partridge (sadly only had one series) 67. Web site: www.teenadvice.org (very helpful!) 68.Animal: Bulldog 69. E-mail buddy: Emma! 70. Joke: What do you call a sad bastard who fills in a 669 question survey? Me 71. Saying: "Don't be afraid to be different, be afraid to be normal" or something like that 72. Word: Spankathon 73. Brand of shoes: *sigh* everyone seems to be in love with brand name shoes, so anything other than Adidas, Nike, etc. 74. Radio station: Radio 1 75. Room in your house: This room i'm in now! 76. Concert you have been to: I wish! 77. Cd: Chris Morris - Blue Jam 78. President: What? 79. Salad: Huh? One with green stuff, of course! 80. Meat: Pork 81. Pizza topping: Pepparoni (spelling?) 82.State: I LIVE IN THE UK!!! 83. City: That's better. London's quite fun 84.Lake: Q-84 and you're already scraping the barrel! 85. Ocean: I have no idea 86. Place to be: Sat on my ass, at this computer 87. Smell: Strangely, the inside of my guitar 88. Sound: A ruler being twanged on the edge of a table 89. Taste: Something tasty 90. Feeling: Fur (still attached to the animal, of course!) 91. College: Don't make me laugh 92. Number: I've never understood how someone can have a preferance in numbers, i dunno, 6? 93. Book: Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh 94. Vacation spot: Haven't you already asked me that? 95. Grandma: Sadly, deceased 96. Grandpa: Sadly, alive (JOKING!!) 97. Cereal: Coco Pops! (I'm 16, dont you know) *~*~not so favorite~*~* 98. Car: ANything angular 99. Color: This shade of blue that i cant put a name to 100. Teacher: All of them! 101. Class: P.E, obviously 102. Day of the week and why: Monday, because it's shite 103. Holiday: Easter, cos my excuse of a birthday's in that 104. Season: Autumn, start of school, you see 105. Month: September (see above for reason) 106. Sport: Gaelic Football. What the hell's that all about?! 107. Sports team: Ipswich Town (I’ve got a grudge for some unknown reason) 108.Male athlete: You know, him, that one who has two legs 109. Female athlete: Her with all this business in her hair 110. Movie: Anything starring Kevin Costner (how did he get famous?!) 111. Actress: They’re all lovely (yes, even the old ones) 112. Actor: Kevin Costner, I suppose 113. T.V. Show: Dinnerladies (blah!) 114. Web site: www.geocities.com/kinkyjohn85 (a big mistake) 115. Food: Hot jam (induces violent vomiting sessions) 116. Drink: This minty alcoholic drink, don’t know its name 117. Band: Westlife, of course! 118. Male singer: Robbie Williams 119. Female singer: Anyone from those crap manufactured girl bands 120. Animal: Spiders! They’re evil! 121. Store: A newsagent I went to where all the staff think you’re a shoplifter 122. Video rental store: Dunno, they’ve all dissapeared! 123. E-mail buddy: I have no answer to that! They’re all great! 124. Joke: What’s white and swings from a tree? A fridge 125. Saying: “Never mind, it could be worse” 126. Word: ‘Kewl’ (what the hell?!) 127. Brand of shoes: Adidias, and all their arse-licking followers! 128. Radio station: Leicester Sound 129. Room in your house: Living room 130. Concert you have been to: It’d be nice to go to at least one 131. Cd: In my collection, possibly: Texas – White On Blond 132. President: Such a crap question! 133. Salad: I don’t care! 134. Meat: Never ate it, but Haggis (counts as meat, right?) 135. Pizza topping: Onion! 136. State: I LIVE IN THE UK, I SAID!!! 137. City: Leicester, and unfortunately I live there 138. Lake: Urgh, I’m only on question 138 139. Ocean: It goes right up to 669! 140. Place to be: Here 141. Smell: Puke 142. Sound: My dog’s ear-piercing bark 143. Taste: Alcohol, cos it lingers for too long! 144. Feeling: A certain fabric used on some towels ~shivers~ 145. Letter: F 146. Date: The day I go to college 147. Book: One of those crap ones they make you read in school 148. Vacation spot: I never go on holiday!!! 149. Grandma: I’m getting bored 150. Grandpa: And there’s a crap song on the radio 151. Cereal: That old one that nobody liked…Banana Bubbles, or something ^^^^^^in the past 24 hours have you^^^^^^ 152. Had a serious talk? Nope, I’ve been lonely 153. Hugged someone? Change ‘hours’ to ‘months’ and it’s still no 154. Fought with a friend? Don’t think I ever have 155. Cried? Well, not in the last 24 hours anyway…I am getting depressed, you know! 156. Laughed? Briefly 157. Made someone laugh? I’ve avoided talking 158. Bought something? I haven’t left the house 159. Cut your hair? You should see how long I’m letting it grow! 160. Felt stupid? I do all the time 161 talked to someone you love? Apart from the obligatory family, not for a few days 162. Missed someone? Yes, and I will continue to for a couple of weeks ??????have you ever?????? 163. Done drugs? Nope 164. Eaten an entire box of oreos? They don’t sell those here! It’s not fair! 165. Been dumped? I think I’d have to have had a girlfriend for that to happen 166. Had someone be unfaithful to you? Not really, no 167. Watched punky brewster? What the f---? 168. Hiked a mountain? I cant be arsed to hike the stairs! 169. Stayed home on saturday night, just because? I have every night since time began 170. Been in love? In a way 171. Seen the white house? On tv 172. Seen the eiffel tower? Again, on tv 173. Tried smoking? Yep, it’s quite nice (but I don’t condone smoking!) 174. Drank alcohol? Yep, it tastes like crap 175. Smoked marijuana? Nope, only tobacco 176. Played monopoly? Far too many times (and lost)! 178. Seen titanic? The film? Yeah, who hasn’t? 179. Kissed someone? Depressingly, no 180. French kissed someone? Are you taking the piss? 181. Lost your virginity? You are, aren’t you?! 182. Tried a weight loss program? I need a weight gain program! 183. Jumped on a trampoline? I suppose so 184. Visited another country? Yes, briefly 185. Colored in a coloring book(and had fun)? Yeah! What fun I had! Seriously! 186. Had a bubble bath? Yeah, they’re nice. Good for privacy 187. Been on a plane? Nope 188. Been on a boat? Yeah, they’re very spacious! 189. Been on a train? Not yet 190. Been in a car accident? Thankfully, no 191. Ridden an elephant? Yep, I have one in my garden and I ride it at every full moon! 192. Made a web page? Er, I think that might be yes 193. Played with barbies? God no! 194. Stayed up all night? Yeah, but not of my own accord 195. Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? I have now! 196. Broken a bone? Not that I know of 197. Called a physchic or sex hotline? No, I’ve heard they’re hard to conceal in the bill 198. Watched jerry springer? Yes, and laughed at its fakeness! 199. Gotten in trouble for talking in class? Yep. If you haven’t, you’re a spaniel 200. Been afraid of the dark? For some reason, I kinda am 201. Been in the hospital(not visiting)? Yes, and I puked everywhere! 202. Had stitches? Nope 203. Dumped someone and regretted it? I’d like to be in the position to do so 204. Went out with more than one person at a time? You really are taking the piss 205. Lied? Yeah, but only little white ones 206. Been arrested? Nah 207. Fallen asleep in class? Most English lessons, I did 208. Used food for something other than to eat? Yes, cucumber (u’ve got a dirty mind) 209. Met a celebrity? No one interesting 210. Broken the law? Yeah, one of those stupid technicalities, I suppose I have 211. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? Sort of, but it’s more complicated than that 212. Hated yourself? I do, every day 213. Been brokenhearted? Yep 214. Broken someone’s heart? Nope, I never would (and that’s not big-headedness) 215. Wanted to kill someone? Not really 216. Fell off a chair? Yeah, it’s a rite of passage, the first time you fall off a chair 217. Lap danced? LOL If someone makes a request! 218. Been in a fist fight? Never been in a fight 219. Been in a cat fight? Yeah, with a cat…it was a right pussy! ~~~~~~do you~~~~~~ 220. Like to give hugs? I’d like to, if someone wanted me to 221. Like to walk in the rain? Yeah, it’s nice and dreary 222. Sleep with or without clothes on? Without, very comfy! 223. Prefer black or blue pens? Blue 224. Dress up on halloween? Yes, as a ‘keep left’ sign 225. Have a job? Nope, don’t want one 226. Like to travel? I’d like to, but cant just yet 227. Like someone? do they know? I do, they do know, but it’s a different ‘like’ now 228. Sleep on your side, tummy or back? Side, mainly 229. Think your attractive? NO!!!!!! 230. Want to marry? who? I do, whoever I love and loves me back 231. Have a goldfish? Why would I want one? 232. Ever have the falling dream? Yeah, when I’m not asleep 233. Have stuffed animals? I used to, for some reason! 234. Go on vacation? What’s with all these vacation questions? Are you a travel agent? *~*~other~*~* 235. Do you belive in the horoscopes: No, they never work 236. Do you like your handwriting: It’s not too bad 237. If you could be anybody, who would you be and why: Anyone but me, to get away from me 238. What superhero would you be: Captain fascinated-by nipples! 239.Do you have any piercings: Nah 240. Any tattoos: No, not yet 241. If so where: Potentially, on my arse (joking…or am I?) 242. If not, where and what do you want: My self-portrait on my toe 243. Are you picky: Depends what about 244. What makes you cry: Depression, or fatigue, whatever I’ve got 245. What makes you mad: Depression, or fatigue, whatever I’ve got 246. What do you think of eminem: He’s arrogant, but I like his music 247. Who do you admire: Thom Yorke, maybe 248. Do you like cartoons: Yup 249. Do you believe in the devil: Nope 250. What is the one place you have to visit before you die: Somewhere with a nice sunrise 251.What did you do today: Sat at this computer and used the internet 252. Where do you work: Nowhere 253. Do you even have a job you lazy bum: Nope! And glad of it! 254. Are your 'rents lame: LOL are you talking about rent boys? Yes, they’re lame 255. Do you own a miniskirt: I’m wearing one (wink-wink) 256. Do you floss: Yes, my ears 257. What is the farthest your have traveled: Not very far 258. Who is a diva: People who describe themselves with the crap word ‘diva’ 259. What kind of shampoo do you use: One that cleans my hair 260. What about conditioner: You really have to see my hair 261. Do you use big words to sound smart: Positively yes, my excessively insipid compatriot! 262. When you get mad, do you swear a lot: Yep, depends who I’m mad at though 263. Got milk: Yes thanks 264. Do you have a magic 8 ball: Whatever happened to the magic 7 ball? 265. Name something that comes in threes: Sausage sandwiches 266. Ever worn black nail polish: Nope, but I wouldn’t oppose it 267. Do you have hairy arms: No, they’re almost bald 268. How many sheets are on your bed: Just the one 269. Whats under your bed: Elvis Presley 270. Do you have your own tv and vcr: Yep, both proudly placed in my bedroom 271. Do you believe in fate: Yeah, it really exists! 272. Do you see dead people: Only on special occasions 273. Are you a good speller: I’m sure I could write a badly spelled answer, but I wont 274. What is your lucky charm: I lost it before birth 275. Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway: Because I’m thick 276. Do you like little kids: No, they smell 277. Are you talented: No, I’m worthless 278. If so, how: I’m not talented, you don’t have to rub it in 279. Ever hugged a tree: Yep, only cos it asked me for a hug 280. Do you watch the weather channel while getting ready in your hotel room on vacation: Nope 281. Do you ever steal anything from hotels: Yeah, people’s wallets 282. Ever seen a ghost: I am one 283. How about an alien: I’m one of those too 284. Do you beleive in either of them: Both, there’s enough bloody evidence! %%%%what do you think about%%%% 285. Abortion: It’s up to the mother 286. Bill clinton: He’s a randy little bugger 287. Smoking: If you want to, why not? 288. Eating disorders: If they cause pain, they’re tragic 289. Rap: Some good, some bad 290. Jerry springer: Washed up 291. Suicide: It should be the individual’s decision 292. South park: Funny! 293. Summer: Depressing, with everyone having their stupid fun! Too hot, too! 294. Tattoos: They look pretty good 295. Peircing: People pay other people to stab them with sharp metal things? 296. Make-up: I recommend a ‘graham-green’ 297. Drinking: Doesn’t appeal to me 298. Guys: I’m not confused! 299. Girls: Quite nice what do you think when you hear this name: 300. Jennifer: Grasshopper 301. Leah: Bingo 302. Megan: Daffodil 303. Brandon: Crow 304. Christina: Crayon 305. Angela: Yellow 306. Courtney: Cupboard 307. Jeff: Lamppost 308. Mike: Spanner 309. Nikki: Leather (?!) 310. Ryan: Train 311. Lauren: Tinned meat 312. Derek: Wig 313. Lisa: Jumper 314. Kristi: Crystal 315. Matt: Tree roots 316. Holly: Glasses 317. Jackie: Spikey hair 318. Cait: Cait Sith from Final Fantasy 7!! 319. Caroline: Door 320. Joseph: Staff (as in walking stick) 321. Sebb: Spiders 322. Patrick: Hedge 323. Erin: Sun *~*~your friends~*~* 333. Friends: A few 334. Best friend: Haven’t got one. I have a closest friend, though 335. Spend most time with: In an online way, Emma 336. Best house: They’re all strange and nasty 337. Funniest: Pass 338. Smartest: Pass 339. Hottest: Pass 340. Strongest: Pass 341. Most athletic: Pass. Crap questions, friends are friends, annoying or not annoying 342. Knows you the best: Emma 343. Most outgoing: ~sigh~ Pass 344. Most shy: Pass 345. Always negative: Bloody pass! 346. Which one let the dogs out: They all did! 347. Most trustworthy: Emma 348. Most fun to be with: Emma 349. Biggest flirt: I cant answer that 350. Best dressed: These are shite! 351. Best eyes: I don’t care! 352. Most depressed: ME!!! 353. One to gossip with: Crap! 354. Sweetest: Emma, I guess 355. Who has the best room: ARSE!!! 356. Who follows you: THESE ARE CRAP!! 357. Who do you follow: Bloody bloody rubbish! 358. Who do you pretend to like but cant stand: I wont tell my answer 359. Do you make friends easily: Somehow, yeah, kind of 360. Are you intimidated by any of your friends: They like to think I am! 361. If u were stranded on a desert island then who, out of your friends, would u want to be there with u: Emma! I wouldn’t manage to talk otherwise! 362.Who do u think would help u the most if u were in trouble: Again, Emma 363. Who do u think would risk their life to save yours: I dunno 364. Who is the most popular: Dunno 365. Who is the most unpopular: Dunno 366.Who do u want to go to college with: Whoever’s there in a few weeks 367. Who do u wish could be part of your family: Now that is crap! 368. Who is the biggest junk food junkie: Only about 300 to go… 369. Who would do anything for 1 million bucks: Everyone! 370. Who do u think has the nicest siblings: ~sigh~ I was enjoying this survey 371. Who do u think has the nicest mom: Pass 372. Who do u think has the nicest dad: Arse! 373. Who do you have the most inside jokes with: Ah, I have an answer, Chris *~*~which way would you spell it~*~* 374. Megan or meghan: Megan 375. Lacey or lacy: Lacy 376. Steven or stephen: Stephen (just to spite my brother!) 377. Kurt or curt: Kurt 378. Caryn or karen: Karen 379. Mark or marc: Mark…I’m not partial 380. Brandi or brandy: Brandy, cos it’s a word 381. Eric or erik: Eric 382. Corrine or carine: Neither 383. Kari or carrie: Carrie 384. Jackie or jackqui: Jackie, cos I’ve never heard the other 385. Deseray or desirae: Neither 386. Jayde or jade: Jade! 387. Amy or aimee: Amy! 388. Bradi or brady: Brady 389. Chelsea or chelsey: Chelsea, although I’d prefer not to bother 390. Katelyn or kaitlyn: Kaitlyn 391. Ashley or ashleigh: Ashley 392. Geoffrey or jeffrey: Jeffrey 393. Their or there: Whichever would be the correct spelling to use at the time 394. Two, too, or to: See above 395. Here or hear: Here, cos ‘hear’ is a part of Hear’say &&&&this or that&&&& 396. Pierced nose or tongue? Ooh, nose! 397. Be serious or funny? Funny! Who’d pick serious? 398. Single or taken? Referring to me, I’d prefer to be taken 399. Simple or complicated? Simple 400. Law or anarchy? Anarchy! 401. Mtv or vh1? Mtv 402. 7th haven or dawson’s creek? Neither! They’re American (so I gather) 403. Sugar or salt? Salt 404. Silver or gold? Gold. Who’d have silver? 405. Tongue or belly button ring? B-e-l-l-y-b-u-t-t-o-n 406. Chocolate or flowers? Chocolate, they’ve got a nicer taste 407. Angels or miracles? Angels 408. Color or black-and-white photos? Colour! (spelt in the English way!) 409. Sunrise or sunset? Sunrise! They’re beautiful! 410. M&m’s or skittles? M&M’s 411. Rap or rock? Rock, anytime 412. Stay up late or sleep in? Sleep in every day 413. Tv or radio? Radio, in the day, tv at night 414. Hot or cold? Cold 415. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? Short 416. Sun or moon? Sun 417. What time is it? 9:19 pm 418. Diamond or ruby? Diamond 419. Left or right? Right 420. 10 acquaintances or 1 bestfriend? I bestfriend 421. Vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate! 422. Kids or not? Not (yet) 423. Cat or dog? Dog, preferably Bull 424. Half empty or half full? Half empty’s what it is 425. Mustard or ketchup? Ketchup on everything! 426. Newspaper or magazine? Newspaper, although the media talks out of its arse 427. Spring or fall? Spring 428. Give or receive? Both 429. Rain or snow? Snow! Lovely snow! 430. Lace or satin? I wear both (wink-wink) 431. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? Combine them to make a relationship 432. Happy or sad? Sad 433. Corduroy or plaid? Plaid, or neither 434. Wonder or amazement? Wonder 435. Sneakers or sandals? Sneakers, although I hate that word 436. Mcdonalds or burger king? McDonalds 437. Blondes or brunettes? Whichever 438. Mexican or italian food? Italian 439. Lights on or off? Off 440. Duct tape or scotch tape? Both at the same time! 441. Candy or soda? Soda 442. A house in the woods or the city? City, no woods for me after The Blair Witch Project! 443. Pepsi or coke? Coke 444. Nike or adidas? Neither <333*~*~love life~*~* <333 445. Do you have a crush: Used to 446. Whats his or her name: They’d know that 447. How old are they: My age, nearabouts 448. How long have you liked him or her: A while 449. If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be: Someone who loves me, whoever that is 450. If you could date anyone in the world, who would it be: See above 451. What is the biggest turn off: The absence of limbs 452. What is the biggest turn on: All the limbs in the right places 453. Do you prefer being the dumper or the dumpee: Been neither 454. Do you think there is a person for everyone: Yeah, but that doesn’t mean you’ll meet them 455. If yes, do you know who yours is: Yet to meet them, apparantly 456. Where is the best place to be kissed: Eye ball, or lips, whatever turns you on 457. Where is the most romantic place to take a date: The fish market 458. Do you believe in love at first sight: Yeah 459. Have you ever been in love: sort of (you’ve asked me that) 460. What do you think love is: The sole reason for living 470. Do you have a b/f or g/f: Nope 471. Do you want one: Yes 472. How long have you been together: No time whatsoever 473. What do you like about your crush or b/f, g/f: I have neither anymore 474. When was your first kiss: I’ll let you know when it happens <3* 4 girls only!!*<3 ~~Sod it, I’m answering them anyway~~ 475. What do you look for in a guy? Internal organs 476. Tough or hardcore guys? Neither 477. Sweet or innocent guy? Neither 478. Smart or athletic guys? Neither 488. Favorite cologne on a guy? None 489. Best gift a guy could give? Some sort of sock 490. Flowers. . . Sweet or wasteful? Both 491. Sweetest guy you know? Piss off ****4 guys only **** 492. What do you look for in a girl? Sweet, caring, intelligent 493. Describe your dream girl: The girl who loves me (I’m yet to meet her) 494. Long hair or short hair on a girl? Short 495. Strait or curly hair on a girl? Straight 496. Best gift a girl could give? A kiss 497. Favorite perfume on a girl? I’m not too familiar with brands of perfume 498. Would you go out with an older girl? Yeah, I’m only 16 499. Girls with long or short nails? I’m not picky 500. Sweetest girl you know? Ah, Emma of course! ~*~*~past~*~*~ 501. First grade teacher's name: Can’t remember, something that rhymes with Mrs.Tucker 502. Last word you said: Arse, probably 503. Last song you sang: No Surprises by Radiohead 504. Last meal you ate: Cheeseburgers 505. Favorite childhood cartoon: Fireman Sam! (you did say childhood, right?) 506. What did you hate most about skool: All that learning! 507. Last person you flipped off: Myself 508. Last song stuck in your head: Where Is My Mind? By The Pixies 509. What line/verse: from the song? “I was swimming in the Carribean; animals were hiding behind the rocks” 510. Last time you were burned: Not long ago, not sure 511. How: On an oven tray 512. Last time you bled: I seem to have thick skin 513. Favorite game show as a child: Catch Phrase, it’s crap now *~*~present~*~* 514. What's in your cd player: The Fight Song by Marilyn Manson 515. What color sox are you wearing: Not wearing any (by choice, not lack of clothes) 516. What's under your bed: My dog, when he gets the chance 517. What's the weather like: Normal night time scene 518. What is on your wall calender (i.E. Curious george, magnetic poetry): Haven’t got one 519. What time did you wake up today: About 10 am 520. Did you think it was earlier, later, or on time: Later, as always *~*~future~*~* 521. Who do you want to marry: My future fiance 522. Are you going to college: Yep, in a couple of weeks 523. If so, how long do you want to go: As short a time as possible 524. Where do you want to go: I don’t WANT to go anywhere 525. What is your career going to be: Probably some dull office job, no doubt 526. Where are you going to live: In a house 257. How many kids do you want: However many it takes (I don’t know, I’m talking crap now) 528. Kids names girls: Do they? 529. Kids names boys: Oh really? 530. Where do you want your honeymoon: Woah, slow down, I wouldn’t mind a kiss before all that! 531. What kind of car will you have: How the hell should I know?! 532. What kind of house will you have: An above-ground one 533. Do you like this survey? Well, I’ve come this far…no it’s boring 534. Is this one of the best surveys you’ve ever taken? The absolute worst, nah, it’s not that bad 535. How about the most unique? In terms of length, yep! 536. Have you gotten most of these questions on another survey? They’re pretty common, you basic person 537. Do you like to answer questions? Yes, 537 of them! 538. Are you getting annoyed with this survey? Very much so 539. If you are, are you gonna delete questions off of the bottom cuz ur bored? Nope, I’m going to suffer 540. Whats your favorite kind of tree? A wooden one 541. When you look at a person with lime green tights on, whats the first thing that comes to your head? Oxford whats the first thing that comes to your head when you hear/see::: 542. A laptop: Wahay! 543. A mismatched person: I’m a little goblin 544. A guy with long hair: Fruity 545. A guy with spiked hair Fruitier 546. A girl with spiked hair : Ooh, lovely! 547. A tree with no leaves : Aw, shame 548. A couch with a sheet over it: skidmarks 549. Ronnie: There’s two of them, you know 550. Raphael: An artist who was also a turtle, you say? 551. A guy wearing a necklace: ~Ahem~ 552. A girl wearing a hat: Mr. Hatty 553. A mall: A good place to die 556. Abercrombie and fitch: Nice blokes! 557. Aeropostale: My favourite! How ever did you guess? 558. Hot topic: Sizzling subject! 559. Pacific sun: Dirty Atlantic heat 560. Saved by the bell: From a giant ant 561. Boy meets world: Then shags girl 562. Beverly hills 90210: How many Beverly Hills are there? That’s the 90210th one! 563. A stereo system: Nice on toast 564. A gun: Hello! 565. Someone shout out “i’m eating peanuts!!!”: They’re not peanuts, my friend! 566. Someone shout out “i have to pee!!”: I have to cue! 567. Someone shout out “whats the answer?!”: The thing that comes after the question 568. A desk: Filthy 569. A teacher: Evil 570. A doctor: Maniacal 571. What do you think of the questions they make you answer at the doctors office?: Pornographic 572. Do you like the number 10? No, who would? 573. What about 5? Nope 574. Are you getting really bored now? Very 575. Are you annoyed? Very 576. How many questions do you think this survey should have? 669, you got it just right! 579. What are your last words? Mm…oo…vuf…welcome 580. Thats nice, the survey: What? 581. Do you have to pay bills? Bill’s what? 582. Do you want to pay bills? Who’s Bill? 583. How do you think your parents feel when they have to pay bills? Kinda turned on 584. Do you do your own laundry? Nah 585. Do you clean all the bathrooms in your house? Yeah, all seventeen of them 586. How many bathrooms are in your house? seventeen 587. How many tv’s are in your house? 912 588. How many phones are in your house? Minus one 589. How many tables are in your cafeteria? don’t say no! count! picture it! count!!: I don’t have a cafeteria 590. How many beds are in your house? Just the one 591. How many couches are in your house? None, we sit on pot-bellied pigs 592. What are you thinking about right now? How much my neck’s hurting 593 how many desks are in your math class? I DON’T DO MATHS! 594. Do you get a lot of math homework? Never did it! 595. Do you hang out with your friends a lot? NO! I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY! 596. Are you getting sick of this survey? YES! 597. Have you seen clueless? YES! 598. What are your opinions of that movie? BOLLOCKS! 599. Did you think when you first started watching it that cher and josh were gonna get hooked up? NO!!! 600. Did you think that christian was gay? THEY ALL WERE! 601. I did. If you didn’t, do you think you’re a tard? TARD? WHATS THAT? 602. If you had to pick a religion to be, what would you be? That’s better, I’d be Wiccan 603. What are you thinking about right now? Still thinking about my neck 604. What is your favorite store in the mall nearest you? We don’t have mall, we have shopping centres! 605. How long does it take to get to the mall nearest you? It’d take a plane-journey 606. What is the mall called? ~sigh~ 607. Do they have a store called belk’s or filenes? I don’t see why not 608. How about a major sports store? Several 609. Is there a pet shop? Yep, it’s called Keith 610. Whats your all time favorite font? PsYcHo PoEtRy! 611. What do you like better, lap tops or computers? Lap tops, if I had one 612. Spaghetti or ziti? What the hell’s ziti?! 613. Macaroni w/cheeze or w/sauce? Neither! 614. Paintings or photos? Paintings of photos! 615. Stripes or solids? Huh? 616. Basements or attics? Both are evil 617. Do you like crushes because of their looks or personality? Personality, of course 618. Life or no life? No life 619. Individual or just like everyone else? Individual, definitely! 620. Loud or quiet? I’m quiet, all the time 621. Shy or rambunctious? Shy 622. Refrigerator or freezer? Fridge! 623. Carpet or tile? carpet 624. Marble or wood? wood 625. Plaid or stripes? none 626. Stripes or dots? neither 627. Dots or lines? neither 628. Now what time is it? 10:38pm (I havent just been doing this, you know!) 629. Monopoly or life? Life? What’s that? 630. Uno or skip-bo? What-the-hell?! 631. Beauty and the beast or aladdin? Aladdin 632. Toy story 1 or toy story 2? 1, although it be boring 633. Armageddon or deep impact? Deep Impact. Armageddon was as tacky as hell! 634. You’ve got mail or ever after? Both are too love-filled 635. Sound of muzick or my fair lady? Arse to both of them! 636. Bsb or n*sync? They can both rot in hell!!!! 637. Dawn or sunny? Dawn, it’s nice 638. Light or dark? Dark 639. Top or bottom? Top…hehe 640. Higher or lower? Lower 641. Left or right? Right 642. Big or small? BIG! hehe 643. Dad or mom? …… 644. Sitcoms or movies? Sitcoms, preferably English ones 645. Tv movies or real movies? Real Movies! 646. Scanner or xerox machines? Scanner, I guess 647. Church or mass? Neither 648. Boat or canoe? Neither 649. Ocean or lake? Neither, might drown 650. Are you sick of this survey yet? YES!!! SHUT UP!!! 651. A lot? YES!!!!! 652. More than you were b4 or the same? INFINITELY MORE!!!! 653. Do you want me to stop now? No, carry on 654. Are you sure? Yes 655. Okay, do you have any final thoughts? Always drink vinegar with your morning paper 656. Do you have more younger friends or older friends? Older, I think 657. Look!! its question 657!!!!! : YEY! 658. Is this one of the longest surveys you’ve taken? Yeah. Long, but oh so beautiful! 659. Is it the longest? Ah, no, I’ve seen longer 660. Is it interesting? Nope 661. Would you ever like someone 3 years younger than you? If I liked them, yes 662. When you like someone, do you tell them right away? eventually 663. Do you wait for signs? Nah 664. Whats your favorite letter of the alphabet? X 665. Do you think that z is a cool letter? Nope, it’s homosexual 667. So, do you have any final words? Bum 668. Say something great about the person who sent you this here: No one sent it, I stole the bugger! 669. What time is it now? 10:46 pm Happy now?
