It's been 2 years since those crazy events had happened and I was now studing business at a nearby college and Andy W. had moved away to another town. I had made a new friend, Ricky Wallace while at the college! I am in my second year now and I have forgotten the events that plagued my hometown due to Invader Zim, and I dismissed the facts that Zim could ever return.
MEANWHILE!- (In the far reaches of space in ZIM's universe) The Almighty Tallest were getting a transmission from Invader Tenn, when another transmission was coming through to them breaking up Tenn's message.
It was Gir, Zim had asked Gir to call the Tallest to tell them he was stuck in a computer program and needed help getting out of it. "Hey, why should we help Zim?", Tallest Purple said to his brother. "I mean, we hate him and he gets in the way of our plans all the time."
"Zim just craves attention from everyone.", Tallest Red said to his brother. "Zim destroyed our home planet, but even though banishing him and hoping he would die on the way didn't work out quite well, we should help him out because without Zim, we wouldn't have an Invader to pick on all the time!"
So, the Tallest locked onto the coordinates from Zim's message. Suddenly, The Massive (The Tallests spaceship) plummeted into an alternate dimension portal which took them out right to our Earth. The ship went out of control spinning around until it crash landed into Andy's old house. Once it stopped, the Tallest headed for the door, and exited the ship. They looked at each other in amazement. "Hey, were more rounded then I thought we were!", Red said looking at his now robust exterior. "Hey, where are we, and where did our snacks go, you know I love my snacks!", Purple said to his brother. The Tallest looked around, "Where could Zim be?" they thought to themselves.
"Hey. I'm over here my tallest!" came a video game like voice from the laptop. Tallest Red floated over to it, and saw Zim waving to him from inside of it. Tallest Red put the laptop on the floor and pulled an Irken downloading plug out of his waistband. Connecting it to the laptop, he used it to download Zim back into the room again. "So Zim, where are my snacks, HA, HA!?" Tallest Purple looked at Zim wide-eyed. Zim had no idea why Purple was acting so strange. Tallest Red, on the other hand was concerned about their current where-abouts. Zim told them the entire story of what happened 2 years ago... then the Tallest called for every Invader to meet them in this "New World" they were in. As soon as all the other Invaders got into our dimension, they all suited up in Irken armor and headed out to inspect the area.
Later on in the day, I was in my bedroom when my ZIM ALERT! Alarm went off. So, with enough tools assembled together I tried to create a way to get into Zim's 2D animated world. I used a device that I stole from Zim two years ago to create my own view between the worlds. I took Zim's device apart and added its Irken chip into my laptop and I was ready to test it out. I knew that incase Zim returned to our world or if we were going to war with the Irkens, I would boldly go where nobody has gone before-to this animated Zim world to grab Dib and pull him into our world. So, I made schematics on my laptop to build a new device that i could create to enter Zim's universe.
Simultainiously, Zim led the Tallest and the Irken Military Soldiers outside. Zim started yelling at everyone, "People of Earth-a new day has come, where you surrender your planet to all of us! HA, hahahahahahahahahaha-HA!" While this was surely interesting and would be something I would have liked to see, I was setting up the portal to the Zim universe-ready to grab Dib no matter what I would face! So, desperate times calls for help. So I entered the stylized Zim universe. It was time to find Dib, mess up Zim's lab, and who knows what else I could do. Dib's house was near the skool, so I had to walk a few blocks and cross a few areas. Then I found Dib's neighborhood. Entering the membrane house, Gaz was there watching TV.....so I slowly snuck past Gaz and went into the kitchen. Professor Membrane was in the kitchen getting some milk and making TOAST!
"Are you a friend of my CRAZY son, Dib.", Membrane asked me.
I looked at him and yelled out, "I am here to see Dib, who's big-headed craziness might help me to save the Earth."
"Oh no, another poor insane boy." said Professor Membrane outloud.
At that point, Dib ran into the kitchen babbeling and acting all crazy like the crazy boy he was known as. I introduced myself as Agent Eyepain-a new Swollen Eyeball Agent. I told Dib that Zim was trying to destroy my world and I needed his help with destroying Zim once and for all.
"What! Zim? How do you know about Zim!?, Dib asked me.
"Yea, but I know all about you and your love for the Paranormal and I know how you really want to try and capure Zim and expose him as an alien.", I explained to Dib.
"Yes, someone who actually believe's me for once, this is great!", Dib screamed with exitement.
Dib kept asking me questions while we left to re-enter the real earth.
"What did you mean earlier by 'your world'? Do you mean to tell me there are other versions of Earth out there", Dib asked.
"Yes, there is a universe parallel to yours and i'm going to take you there right now and show you.", I replied.
I used the parallel universal device to reopen the portal and pull us into the real world. Once I got back into my room again, I looked over to see if Dib was alright. He was turned into a real human copy of himself. I filled in the information to Dib on what Invader Zim was up too (even all the stuff from the first story!). Now, in a armor making montage, we got ready to battle the Irkens.
MEANWHILE!- Zim, the Tallest, and the whole fleet of Irkens had taken over a machinery and auto repair store. Irken soldiers started building more armor for themselves, while Zim was fixing his PAK-hoping to modify it to do amazing things.
Later that afternoon, I posted a banner up on the internet and sent some out to the public. My plan was to recruit the best of the best from all around the Earth, that way I would have a big group of other humans to rise up and defend the planet from the Irkens. I ran to the college the next day and I talked to my good friend Ricky Wallace. It would be a good chance to enlist him so he could use some of his karate moves on the Irken invaders. Ricky armed himself with all the martial arts artillery he could find! We headed back to the newly formed RATIHQ (Resistance against the Irkens Headquarters). I quickly made a speech in case no one came back from the battle....
"I've called you all here because there is an alien force so dangerous outside, that we have to plan everything in hiding. As you may know-my banner described the alien force as Invader ZIM. You may look at the file folders under your chairs because it has useful info for you to study about this invading force. You might be asking yourself: What is all this about? or Why are we fighting a character from a cartoon universe?". Well, I'll tell you one thing and one thing only: Some of you might make it back, some might not. But helping each other and using Ricky's martial arts weapons....we can destroy these creatures and send them back to where they belong! Now, Who's with Me!!!!!!!!!"
They all put their arms up and screamed, "We are!"
Then I yelled out at them, "Who are we going to get rid of?".
They yelled out, "The Irkens Invaders!"
Dib became our leader, as he led us into a drill on all known Irken related information! Meanwhile: Sam, our tech guy was preparing our battle suits so we all would have great weaponry and Irken proof shields! As soon as Dib was done filling in the information on all Irken technology, we headed out into battle.
The Irken's were in their special headquarters finishing up their battle suits, before going to war the Tallest gave them all a speech:
Tallest Red: "Well-we're about to go to war with the people on Earth-
Tallest Purple: "You've all learned your invading skills by now,"
Tallest Red: "So we want you to go out there and win us some, some....."
Zim stepped in yelling, "some pitiful humans , Hahahahahahaha!"
Zim and the Irken's marched out into the street, and then the human soldiers and I arrived. As soon as the Irkens let out their battle cries, the war began.....I took on Zim, Ricky used some of his karate moves on the small Irkens and we both took fought with the Irken Soldiers. We armed ourselves with grenades and swords tossing them at the Irken soldiers, meanwhile Zim and I were still fighting each other. Then I remembered that I had the device I created to get into Zim's universe in my pocket. It would become my secret weapon, but first a little fixin' so it would have the Irken DNA inside of it. Finally knocking Zim to the ground, I took a piece of his skin as a DNA sample after he was unconscious.
While the soldiers of both races were still at battle, I called Dib over to help me create a holographic force-field that would sistain all the Irkens and also the Irken soldiers. The battle kept going on in the background so it was really hard to concentrate. Once I was finished creating the force-field, I had Dib throw it up toward the Irkens. It sustained them all completely except Zim was missing still. Ricky then yelled, "Watch out!" at me as I turned around to see Zim trying to crawl up behind me from the ground. Ricky grabbed Zim and he tossed him into the force-field. So with all the modifications made to it, Dib opened the redisigned portal device that I planned to use as my secret weapon.
We put another part of Zim's DNA into the DNA sampler we installed on the back of the portal device and it loaded up on the mini screen which appeared to be Zim's universe. I scanned the area for Zim's nieghborhood, and also entered a random galaxy in: now the mini screen became a split screen. I was planning on sending Zim back to his neighborhood and the Tallest back to space to continue Operation Impending Doom 3. I threw it up in the air over force-field that sustained the Irkens, it opened a bigger portal to the Zim universe.
A beam of light struck out on the Irkens. The beam of light took the Irken soldiers, the Tallest and Zim, transporting them back to their original spots in their own world. I caught the device as it closed up and before it hit the ground, I was just hoping that Dib made it back ok. Back in the Zim universe, Dib and Zim both fell into Zim's yard from the portal. Dib got up and looked happy that everything was back to normal. But Zim started to think of new plans to destroy Dib, knowing that he was one of the ones that planned out the whole dimensional portal thing. As Dib walked away Zim yelled out to him:
"Dib, you'll pay for this you stinking human. I know it was you who sent us back here, and I won't rest until I destroy you!"
(fadeout back to real world)
Back in our world, Ricky and me were picking up the artillery that was scattered throughout the street.
"Well, that's that-I don't think we'll see any Irkens around here again, or at least not in our time." I said to Ricky.
"Yea dude, I don't think they'll be showing up again anytime soon. After all we kicked their butts." Ricky said.
We looked at all the corpses of Irkens and Humans laying in the street. Ricky gathered those who survived the battle and took them back to the RATIHQ.
(scene change to Zim's universe, ominious Zim music plays as scene creates powerful montage for sequel)
Zim was still stuck halfway slammed into the fence in his yard. He called for Gir to come get him out. Soon enough he was back in the lab under the base thinking of a new plan unlike anything he's tried before. Meanwhile, Dib was back in his room contacting the Swollen Eyeballs to tell them what happened to him. The Tallest were back in their spaceship, The Massive...traveling throughout space....and Gaz was watching the new Game Slave TV Series that was based on her favorite game. Zim contacted the Tallest to tell them about his new plans, like they cared....but in the end the transmission linked to the Tallest failed and blew up in Zim's face. He then yelled at Gir thinking that Gir was the cause for it....
"GIR!, I thought I told you that the stuff in my lab aren't play things."
Gir replyed: "Sooorrryyy. Ooooo, what's this do..."
"No Gir, don't touch that - No Gir...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zim yelled!
Gir fell on top of Zim, he screamed, "Ow, My Spine!" (fade to black screen)
THE END?