FOR BEST RESULTS? First of all, maximize this window. Secondly, do NOT close the Angelfire pop-up ad that appears — doing so will cause more to appear (like LOCUST). Thirdly, if you are lowly enough to use any assortment of Netscape browser, then you suck too much to view my website properly. I would suggest that you download the newest version of Internet Explorer. Most pages aren't properly displayed on Netscape browsers anyway, so it would be wise to take the time out to download IE (it takes about an hour to an hour and a half). After you're finished, you may resume feeding your LP obsession by returning to this site. Any questions? Send me hate mail!