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"...and in the day of his name, the people of hat shall hold the feast, and the feast shall be good and he shall come from his nest and deliver his babies, and the one who shall bite, shall be destined for eternal roost amongst the beams and children, far higher than the sacred cartridge that brought forth glory to his people. Those who see shall be prophets to his name, and will be responsible for him, Hat, and the fullfillment of his mission..."
